Comments by "Boosted Lúcio" (@Xport9) on "Asmongold Clips" channel.

  1. How to make money: Keep your mouth shut, and make great games. How to lose money: Attack everyone and call everyone a bigot.
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  2. Developers to the Publisher: "Sir! The game is a broken mess!" Publisher: "AWESOME! Ship the game!"
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  3. Thanks, Blizzard. You did it, you won, Diablo has been defeated, not by us, but YOU.
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  4. As a main healer, I can vouch for the accuracy of this to 100%.
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  5. Ah yes...Twitter. Such a humble place to be in.
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  6. Dude really wanted them clown points, but that ban is a mighty fine gift.
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  7. "The possums--" "---I got a new one!" Careful guys, he's a hero.
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  8. Brother just handed himself a redflag straight to the court. What a hero.
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  9. "I am NOW the ALPHA!" ☠☠☠ Bruh, this kid got lucky growing up this generation. If he was born on another timeline, he'd get the pipe to the head.
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  10. 14 days ONLY? Classic Twitch.
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  11. Not a fan of LoL game, but I'm "sorta" invested in its universe. They have some great stuff in it.
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  12. His argument of landing on a Gas Giant seems pretty reasonable. You should be allowed to do it, whilst your spaceship explodes every single time. Man was right!
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  13. That kid is now up for adoption.
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  14. "16 times the details. 16 times the fun. 16 times the lies." - Brod Throward.
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  15. Classic IGN. Kotaku is gonna pick up the slack next for stirring that empty pot.
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  16. It's OK. Todd Howard will re-release Skyrim yet again, repackaged with Starfield as a Special Pre-Order bonus.
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  17. "I'm a Journalist' That's exactly what I think a journalist would look like.
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  18. Bro was on his PJs, instead of him wanting to go to sleep, he put her to sleep. Classic.
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  19. "What did she say? Sorry, I wasn't paying attention."
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  20. Blizzard: "We're going make sure that the game cash-shop is working! And ensure that the players' needs are met! We promise!"
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  21. Even the squirrel has seen the most Unholy thing.
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  22. Don't attack your customers' intelligence, especially an entire country.
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  23. Blizzard's Stamp of Quality.
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  24. As someone who loves RPGs. I'm glad I'm still alive to experience this game. Bless Larian.
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  25. When life gives you lemons, you make lemon sauce.
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  26. Peak story telling.
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  27. Blizzard: "How can we fix this game!?!?" Intern: "How about making the game better and listen to the community?" Blizzard: "PERFECT! More monetization!"
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  28. Criticism is key for improvement. Remember kids, when Twitter is criticized for improvement, it is labeled as a form of violence.
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  29. Gonna wait the next 5 years for him to play it again.
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  30. This is the type of consumers/community Blizzard has fostered over the years. Completely normal phenomena.
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  31. Everyone at Blizzard is a literal bot. My God, there's no Saving Grace for this company.
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  32. Life imitates art, art imitates life. The Balding Saga.
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  33. Don't worry, Bald Man. Blizzard will make Diablo 4 in the next Season even better than the previous patch updates. SURELY.
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  34. Modern Gaming folks, it's no longer worth it.
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  35. Just Blizzard things. Truly, the quality of all times.
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  36. Looks at an empty shelf of Half-life 3 Points
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  37. HE DID IT BOYS! The Bald Man did it! What a hero!
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  38. 🤣🤣🤣 I mean, to be fair, they've been asking it for over a decade.
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  39. I love how these activists are crying animal cruelty, while I'm here be like: "Bro, these are pixels, people had to program these in!"
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  40. Remember guise, Blizzard is a start-up videogame developer. Diablo IV is their first game, please, be nice!
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  41. Kotaku attacks. YoshiP rubs hands together Kotaku doesn't get invited Surprised Pikachu-face Kotaku: "WHAT DID WE DO WRONG!?!?!"
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  42. Ubisoft: "We promise, this game is gonna be good. That's a pinky promise."
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  43. 2B or not 2B? Imma order 10.
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  44. Bobby: "We are announcing a massive layoffs today, and for that, I apologize." Also Bobby: "We made billions this year!"
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  45. I stopped giving money to Triple A gaming. Gaming is no longer worth it. Let videogame crash happen already.
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  46. That's the biggest mistake that Japan has ever made.
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  47. This clip is more Metaverse than Metaverse will ever get. 🤣
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  48. "Leave us alone" yet constantly attacks people who don't want to interact with them. AMAZING!
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  49. I mean, this is all on Blizzard. Deserved.
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  50. Used to play MapleStory avidly during highschool. Now, this game is pure dogwater.
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