Comments by "Boosted Lúcio" (@Xport9) on "Asmongold Clips" channel.

  1. Ubisoft: "It's Joever now!"
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  2. That gulp sounded like two celestial bodies clashing to one another, thus creating a quasar. Truly, the Big Gulp of all time!
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  3. Stay classic, classic.
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  4. Imagine being so thin-skinned, that "fictional" artwork started to live rent-free in people's heads. Amazing.
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  5. "You see that mountain? YOU CAN CLIMB IT!" - Godd Howard, Grand Architect of the Universe
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  6. There needs to be a secret monster, that if you killed enough chocobos, "Red Comet" would spawn immediately, and starts carpet bombing the place with meteor.
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  7. Diablo 4: Intership Game Design Edition
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  8. Blizzard crumbling under its own weight? Imagine my shock.
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  9. He was awake, but at the same time asleep. That sounds like me, everyday.
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  10. "Guys, there's no problem here--" "---There isn't, but we'll damn make sure that there are problems!!" - Most, totally sane Journalism of All Time.
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  11. If this was Will Smith. He'll be in a whole lot of entanglement. 🤣
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  12. When Ubisoft wasn't DEI-fied.
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  13. If she doesn't have a deathmetal band, she sure would need one now.
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  14. Tencent. Ooooof that's a redflag. Avoid at all cost.
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  15. BETHESDA WILL FIX THIS! JUST YOU WATCH! Still gets scared of flying mammoths from Skyrim almost 15+ years later
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  16. 7 Years in development, with Bethesda experience.
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  17. People choose to be an asshole, because there's something dead inside them that sparks life, whenever someone acknowledge them - albeit on a negative or positive light.
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  18. 90%? You're far too generous.
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  19. Whoever made this video, deserves all the monies. Bless your soul.
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  20. "We're gonna do better and improve the platform!" Also Twitch:
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  21. Funny thing, the Tomb Raider reboot, did a complete opposite, they made Lara to look more like the actress, cause she was an already ideal character model for her. Yet, somehow, they gotta make something like THIS. Gaming has regressed for quite a bit.
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  22. Passion vs Money:
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  23. I've seen better acting from Brie Larson.
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  24. That last bit where he got dunked by the field. 🤣
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  25. "My son, committed no crime! Therefore he's innocent!" Bro with well over five hundred billion documented crimes:
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  26. Esfand as Aerith...Now, he's the greatest of all waifus.
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  27. Blizzard: "We are listening!" Ubisoft: "We heard you!" EA: "Yo, check this out! More Sims 4 DLC!"
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  28. "I don't care!" Yet the dude is mad as hell. 🤣
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  29. JESUS. You know how much they messed up, that even the people that works under them hates their (probably mostly Bobby Kotick) guts - that they would actively destroy themselves.
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  30. My PC just became a toaster.
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  31. The Brother can't even get a second date. Sadge. Please, support this man and his games, buy battlepasses and MTX guise! So he can buy his 27th yacht that's made out of gold, so he can get a second date! Think of this man's well being! Bless you all!
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  32.  @everopeneye3290  TRUE AND REAL. 😂😂😂
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  33. "In order for you to play the game, you must pay us 50$ so just you can activate your mouse and keyboard function!"
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  34. Activision-Blizzard: "We've investigated ourselves, and we have concluded in our meticulous investigation; that we've done nothing wrong!"
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  35.  @Caleb-qr6lo  Yeah, they'll probably even arrest the guy and label him as the "instigator". 🤣
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  36.  @Azel49  It's internet bro, everyone can get offended by something, even if it's not from their own kind. We surely have evolved....Backwards by 100 years.
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  37. "Time for me to move to Japan." Grabs Visa, just in case. So Tanya doesn't shoot me for not having one.
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  38. 2011-2023. Where everyone gets offended by something. Even a fart on the wind.
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  39. Bobby Kotick needs your money! Please, donate to this poor man! Buy all the skins and season passes, and battle passes. He needs the money to eat!
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  40. LUL
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  41. "This is where the fun begins."
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  42.  @cicciograziani6697  It's happening everywhere, bro. Not just in Japan.
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  43. Papa Baldermort made it! This is essentially that Nicolas Cage Japanese commercial. Same energy.
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  44.  @DaddyC00L666  Valve didn't know this was going to happened. They only mandated it when Sony put their foot in their mouth.
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  45. Come on guise! Support Activision-Blizzard, so Bobby can buy an island! He's in dire need of it! It breaks my heart seeing the man not being able to get his next millions-of-billions in wads of cash!
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  46.  @kenshinhimura9387  That's just his inner-Shill working against him. 🤣
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  47. When is ESG in the works, you'll know it'll be good.
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  48. Thank the Maker, Diablo IV is saved from all of those MTX. Blessed.
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  49. Now, he's even more obligated to finish the game. HUFFS COPIUM.
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  50. With the promise of infinite Dr Pepper supply.
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