Comments by "Her Royal Fluffiness Celestia, Princess of Cake" (@CakePrincessCelestia) on "Fast Jet Performance" channel.

  1. Gerhard Schröder left the chat. Angela Merkel left the chat.
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  2. Shady Vance...
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  3. My first thought when I saw the touchdown was "'twas just a Naval Aviator who somehow thought he'd trap the boat". Looks like I nailed it with that.
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  4. 1:34 That'd be my question probably: They state the team has "decades" of experience in sim and gaming industry, but yet I couldn't find out anything at all when searching their name. I'd love to know what their experience is and what they made already (possibly within other teams). 6:21 Always heard of the Tornado not going supersonic like at all also on the German side and always wondered why. Actually that's what I expected to be the reason. I wonder if we'll have that in DCS as well - would love to have an option for non-fixed ramps as well. 7:13 Was good enough :) 8:01 They do have 2 guns :)
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  5. Capital Punishment is just complete and utter BS and was rightfully removed. It doesn't even punish the guilty, it just removes them, but does indeed punish all their relatives instead. Anyone defending that is clearly mental.
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  6. What does religion have to offer? Normally, you can't just decide, most people are getting born and raised into it... but at least there are some that won't try to kill you if you try to leave.
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  7. The whole learning, concentrating on what you're doing and taking time to delve into all the things with all the community interactions is pretty much a solid mental health minute, especially if you can experience it in VR. Basically My Little DCS: Flying is Magic XD
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  8. Has always been a dumpster fire.
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  9.  @Shaun137  Bet they're not in jail for a week by the end of my life.
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  10. Russian conscripts that were voluntold...
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  11.  @MadAntz970  Either that or the good old "3er BMW". Truest clichee ever.
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  12. ROFL! I don't know the content of the video, but the fact that its banned in my country (in the EU) for grapical content speaks volumes. I mean, how much worse than the Mannheim stabbing footage could it possibly be?
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  13. Srsly, is this the new "Kauft nicht bei Juden?". I hope you had some school class on where that went to.
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  14. Diversity is a nice thing, but it doesn't happen by trying to enforce it with like "just" excluding majorities now instead of minorities, which is complete and utter bigotry. Just take the good ones who prove themselves to be fit for the position, no matter if they're male, female, black, white, have a horn or not, or wings or not etc. Could be so easy...
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  15.  @Denise-vn8wz  By Pooden.
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  16. Let The Ultimative Tariff Trade War Commence!
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  17. Probably the same buddy lasing by AI units, JTAC or a script with it integrated into the mission as with other modules.
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  18. As far as I'm aware the German ones have English cockpit language anyway.
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  19. I literally was typing up a comment when I heard the news breaking and I was like "dafuq? Was this foreshadowing?"
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  20. They don't call him Apartheid Clyde for nothing.
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  21. 0:00 "Ok, welcome back ' fast jet 'formance" ~Fast Talking Performance 0:42 LOL! :D 1:08 "No, Neigh, Never." ~FlyinRainboHors We don't even have that at Wonderbolt Academy... :) 4:24 I'm dying! :D 4:41 Remember, always look both ways before crossing the runway! 5:55 That panel had me in stitches! 5:58 I'm losing it! :D - why not make it like the military? Ligbitch! PERIOD. (you know how the Q is pronounced in words like Qi, don't you? ^^) 7:00 ROFL XD 7:34 That image nails it hard... 8:24 True, except for some amounts of candy, probably. I do have some LGBT friends and I'm totally fine with that. Actually, all they want is acceptance. Not being looked at weirdly becasue they're different. And that's about it. But the whole "attention whoring" of a tiny minority just makes the whole thing look sillier than it probably is. We do have a whole massive debate over changing the language in Germany with that so called "Gendersternchen", because "Pilotinnen und Piloten" isn't inclusive enough anymore and it "should" be "Pilot*Innen" instead... I just don't have enough faces to palm! Don't we have any other problems to solve? Can't we possibly somehow generate that acceptance without changing everything to make them the center of the universe? My 2¢... :)
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  22. By that logic, it was a bunch of weak people who founded the United States... XD
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  23. Obvious answer: Two weeks :D
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  24.  @FastJetPerformance  Great to hear he is recovering, quite lucky I guess. A few days ago 3 people died from a stabbing in Germany and also a few injured... the act has been claimed to be done by the Daesh.
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  25. Turkish barbers? Where I live they are more advanced than that... mostly sports betting, mobile phone garbage and in some rare cases, even food (just see if people are actually eating there or not). BTW it's the same issue with "legal" drugs like alcohol and to-focking-bacco. The gov't needs the taxes, which is why they won't ever ban that $#!+.
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  26. Absolutely this. No aircraft whatsoever unless it's on approach or departing has ANY BUSINESS within the glideslope of a runway. NOT AT ALL!
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  27. Sad truth... but I begin to wonder if those are real men still.
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  28. Dang, I flew with that dude at the coloumn just two months before he did that... still giving me creeps.
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  29. Especially Typhoons... but they tipped the V1s' wingtips over with their own. Russians however have quite a record of "taran" attacks that date back to 1914 even.
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  30. Fast Talking Performance left the chat.
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  31. Of course that only happened because far-leftist Marxist Obama allowied disabled people to be employed that shouldn't even have the RIGHT to just rot in the street, because GOD didn't want them to be healthy in the first place and we all know the Lord moves in mysterious ways... ;)
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  32. Video is tagged with the telephone counseling hotline by YT... "You're not alone, call o800 - 111 o 111" - tf am I getting into here? 0:27 PRO-BAB-LY because of that! XD 3:56 Because he is. He is an absolute threat to the entire western free democratic world order that he wants to hand over to Pootler on a silver plate for breakfast. That doesn't justify the attempts at his life by any means though. Vote and make sure that lunatic mental douche won't turn the US of A into a Russian boot licking dictatorship. Trump probably is the biggest false victim alive at the moment... 10:26 That's totally why the video got tagged... 11:28 That's what everyone needs more of. We need to stop the division that is happening all throughout Europe and in the US. Pootler wants that, since he wants to destroy the "Global'nyy Zapad" by throwing it into a ginormous civil war with a crapton of reflexive control with the help from inside of all of those countries, formed into anti-EU and anti-gov't parties. "Good old" KGB scheme right there. That dude alone is the sole reason of most of our current problems and we're looking for reasons that are far closer than him, failing to realize what's actually being done with and to us. We need to stand up against that bully and bust him and his sorrow cronies out of the Kremlin at once! Anyone who hasn't understood that he doesn not want to do diplomacy anymore and still demands peace negotiations with that complete and utter terrorist and/or even more so, to stop the Ukraine aid, is quite literally on HIS side, being anti_US, anti_UK, anti_EU and most importantly, anti NATO. Ceterum censeo Mascovinem delendam esse.
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  33. I totally can! :D SCNR :)
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  34. Meanwhile, the US President renames the Gulf of Mexico, which has had that name before the US of A even existed, into Gulf of America only to appease himself. The United Kingdom doesn't even have any reasons to appease the French. They might have left the EU and that's another thing to debate whenter that was right or wrong, but as far as I can still tell, they're still pretty much on the same side and so are the Germans and many other European nations. So why even start messing with that at all? What is it with all that useless and stupid tokenism these days?
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  35. German Basic Law, article 3, paragraph 3: "No person shall be favoured or disfavoured because of sex, parentage, race, language, homeland and origin, faith or religious or political opinions. No person shall be disfavoured because of disability." If only the reality would reflect that, I wouldn't be eternally unemployed, but the economic society doesn't care. Laws and rules are one thing. Having them actually applied is a completely different story.
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  36.  @cirrus393  It simply wouldn't be economically vialbe for anyone to employ me due to some massive health issues. Anyway, that's discriminating against me. Money and maximum profit is more important than the well-being of fellow co-citizens these days and it sucks. I'm literally being "disfavoured because of disability".
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  37. Honestly still better than Germany where Justice simply just is 100% Pay2Win on top of a monthly subscription (the so called "Rechtsschmutzversicherung", you're basically doomed from the get-go without), possibly with "micro" transactions involved.
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  38.  @ghostdog688  AviaStorm ;)
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  39. The most important question, however, is: "Are they eading the dawwwwrgs?"
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  40.  @stuart23969  I prefer using POCCNR flags for that purpose...
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  41. Of course the plane crashed, because the pilot was not an old white ultra-"conservative" beer-gulping racist.
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  42. Reform UK? Nigel Farage is a known pro-Russian troll at this point who claims that NATO was the reason for Pootler invading Ukraine... can't take him or anyone alleged to him seriously at all.
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  43.  @thewhinjaninja3610  Then why is it fact that all across the board, in the United States the murder rates in death penalty states are higher than in non-death penalty states? Apparently it doesn't work that way. It's literally the same logic as "If we threaten unemployed people to not give them welfare if they don't take ANY job we might give them, they won't even become unemployed in the first place." that every conservative politician keeps pushing. It's complete and utter BS, because there's always more to it. It's complicated. Also: There is no place on earth with money and power involved, that has no corruption. Corruption and death penalty totally in the same place leads to the state becoming a murderer of unguilty people as well. Don't even let me talk about when it might come to how to deal with political opponents. Where I live, there are demonstrations happening at least once a week where people literally demand that "far leftist" politicians should be hanged. And they're calling the equivalent of the Tories far-left.
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  44.  @MartinBrennan-b8b  I just hope that you'll understand that Putin is the new Hitler rather sooner than later. Greetings from the country that your grandad probably had to free from fascism. We've been taught to see the early warnings of stuff like that developing, hoping to be able to prevent that from happening again.
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  45. I got bullied by Germans, Italians, Turks, Kurds, Serbs, Teachers and even the Principal alike. Get over it!
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  46. The Decline of all off the Western Nations and Their Unity was thoroughly planned by Pootler of the Poccnrese Ederarion and Winnie the Pooh of the "People's" "Republic" of Xina. The Woohun Whirlybird indeed was the most massive biological weapon attack the world has ever seen. It was NEITHER and accident NOR was it some natual thing going on. They want to destroy our individual and common cultures and values and bring horror and terror all across the world by their very own actions as well as fifth coloums acting in pretty much every Western free democratic country. We can only stop that from happening by stopping both Pootler and Winnie the Pooh at once. World War III is already happening, just much less obvious than any of us would like to recognize or even admit.
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  47. Seriously, I personally couldn't care less - christmas markets have pretty much been the most overpriced $#!+shows ever since anyways. They're only nice to walk through, look at the stuff, but you better not expect to get a halfway decent bang for the buck experience when it comes to food or beverages. Basically BYOFnD. Which is why I stopped visiting those ages ago and I still don't get why other people still do. It's literally the best example of how "vote with your wallet" just will never work. But right as I was writing this, news broke about a terrorist attack on a Christmas market in Magdeburg, Germany with some probably islamistic dude drom Saudi-Arabia who lived in Germany since 2006 and worked as a doctor playing Carmageddon with his BMW on the Christmas market. Dang, I hate to hear more and more stuff like this happening. Even while being more leaning towards the left side of things (I'm disabled and have to rely almost completely blindly - quite literally - on our social system and receiving welfare - I'm not getting anything in a better form at all if I'd vote anything that would be more right than where Labour stands in the UK, or the Social Democrats in my country), but even I see this is a problem that needs to get fixed somehow. I just can't stand what the AfD keeps preaching in Germany, very often using lingo taken straight from the fathers and founders of the Nutsee ideology and the Third Reich. I don't wanna end up living in a country that needs to be bombed into oblivion again by you Brits and US Americans in order to get back on the proper side. And I don't want to see any other country in Europe developing into that general direction either. Bottom line: It's complicated.
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  48. Now I've seen it atl. This video is 💯 1:1 🇷🇺 propaganda. Every single bit of it. The only degeneracy we have in the West is just that. People believing and spreading Russian propaganda.
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  49. The canopy must have been too woke.
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  50. Oh, BTW, almost forgot. Those "rainbow crossings" should simply be called Bifröst. Gives them a totally different, maybe more appropriate meaning... ("Buy me a Stairway to Heaven!") XD
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