Youtube activity of "kxmode" (@kxmode) on "The Onion" channel.
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"24-Hour News Cycle Seems Like It's Taking Forever"
"38-Year-Old Little Boy Posts Picture Of Fast Car He Likes To Facebook"
"6-Year-Old Data Entry Prodigy Already Entertaining Offers From Major Temp Agencies"
"A Fun Recipe With Jackfruit You Should Learn To Avoid Looking Like A Knuckle-Dragging Dirt Person"
"A Quick And Simple Drywall Recipe That Kids With Pica Will Love"
"Activist Explains Initiative To Provide Safe Housing To Electric Scooters"
"Adults Go Wild Over Latest In Childrens Picture Book Series"
"All Of Nation's Living Presidents Gather To Lie About Bush Presidency"
"All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash"
"Amazing Dance Prodigy Hopes New Ballet Will Inspire Her Dad To Notice Her For Once"
"Annual Valentine's Day Stoning Of Happy Couple Held"
"Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard"
"Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth's Geography"
"Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?"
"Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power?"
"Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, Enchanted By Prison's Rigid Routine"
"Autoworkers Compete To Keep Jobs, Livelihoods On New Reality Show"
"BREAKING: Dogs Running"
"BREAKING: Hundreds Feared Dead In Coors Light Party Train Crash"
"BREAKING: Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language"
"Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Jewel Heist"
"Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Hits Passerby"
"Biden Announces Nation Can Stay Up Till 9:30 Tonight"
"Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past"
"Bored Scientists Now Just Sticking Random Things Into Large Hadron Collider"
"Boys Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python"
"Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized"
"Bratz Dolls May Give Girls Unrealistic Expectations Of Head Size"
"Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere"
"Breaking Story So New Reporter Literally Has No Information"
"Brooke Alvarez Explains Why There Are So Many People In Prison"
"CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO"
"CIA Announces It Has Obtained The Briefcase | Onion News Network"
"Californians Celebrate Annual Wildfire Tradition"
"Can You Hapless Fuckwits At Least Handle An Omelette?"
"Cases Of Shaken Manchild Syndrome On The Rise"
"Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay"
"Celebrity Chef Ted Allen Cooks His Favorite Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Meal"
"Census Visits Providing Shut-Ins Once-A-Decade Chance For Human Interaction"
"Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' That Came To Him In A Dream"
"Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation"
"ClickHole: Here's THE Perfect Recipe For A Healthy 20-Minute Dinner"
"Colorado Boy Asks Nation Not To Find His Missing Little Brother"
"Company Immediately Calls Job Applicant Upon Seeing 'B.A. In Communications' On Résumé"
"Compost-Fueled Cars: Wouldn't That Be Great? - Onion Talks - Ep. 1"
"Courageous Man Refuses To Believe He Has Cancer"
"Cucumber Is Everywhere, So Why Are People Still Fat?"
"DEA Official Announces Successful Drug Bust On Son's Room"
"Data Mining Has Created A World Where Everyone Is For Sale. But Could It Also Have A Downside?"
"Democrats: Obama Has Dicked Us Around For Four Years, Now It's Our Turn"
"Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars"
"Does Shaving A Hammer Really Make It Move Faster Through The Air?"
"Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat"
"Ducks Go Quack, Chickens Say Cluck - Onion Talks - Ep. 3"
"ELECTION ALERT: Still Too Early To Know Which Minority To Scapegoat | Onion News Network"
"Earth Down To Last Cubic Meter Of Resources"
"Election Touchscreen Map Takes Deeper Look Inside Key Swing Voter | Onion News Network"
"Evander Holyfield To Box Horse For Heavyweight Title"
"Expert Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters"
"Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat"
"FBI Offering $1 Million Reward For Any Information On Cheetahs"
"Facebook Increases User Control With New 'Cancel Account' Feature"
"Fat Kid Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt"
"Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game"
"Feds Break Up Brutal Las Vegas Man-Fighting Ring"
"Female Competitive Drowner Explains Why Trans Athletes Should Not Compete In Competitive Drowning"
"First Female Dictator Hailed As Step Forward For Women"
"Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus"
"Gap Unveils New 'For Kids By Kids' Clothing Line"
"Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody"
"Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village"
"Google Shuts Down Gmail For Two Hours To Show Its Immense Power"
"HP Offers 'That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About'"
"Here's Why You're Wrong"
"High Unemployment Rate Linked To One Man With 42,000 Jobs"
"Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friend"
"Hot Dog Face - Teachers, Ep. 5"
"Hot New Relationship Book Warns Women: 'Wake Up! He's A Shapeshifter'"
"How Can We Let Darfur Know How Much We're Doing For Them?"
"How Do Archers Resist Firing Arrows At Everyone In The Spectator Gallery?"
"How To Get Your Son To Remove His Halloween Costume"
"How To Make Homemade Glitter Bagels — TikTok Compilation"
"How To Make Slow-Cooked Russet Potatoes That Fall Right Off The Bone"
"How To Sharpen Your Knife With Your Sword"
"How Will The End Of Print Journalism Affect Old Loons Who Hoard Newspapers?"
"Human Head Found In Hamburger"
"Hungry FDA Official Orders Massive Pot Pie Recall"
"Hurricane Bound For Texas Slowed By Large Land Mass To South"
"In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit?"
"Increasingly Worried Man Hasn't Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In Burrito"
"Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins Of 'Friendster' Civilization"
"Is The Government Spying On Schizophrenics Enough?"
"Jada Pinkett Smith Announces She's Pregnant With Chris Rock’s Baby"
"Keep Your Heart Rate Up By Staring At A Bald Man Wearing Goggles - Dr. Good - Ep 11"
"Lake Dredge Appraisal - Chicken Wire/Muddy Pot"
"Loudness Equals Power - Onion Talks - Ep. 2"
"Malicious Focus Group Convinces Marketers Cinnamon Mountain Dew Is The Next Big Thing"
"Man Approaching Attractive Woman Fails To Notice Chelsea Handler Book Until It's Too Late"
"Man Moving To New City Never Took Time To Truly Loathe Surroundings"
"Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar"
"Maybelline Introduces New Ideal-Woman Rubber Mask To Use In Place Of Makeup"
"McCain Declines Secret Service"
"Media Company Lays Off Dozens Of Unskilled Bloggers"
"Meet The Man Inside The Nicolas Cage Costume"
"Memorial Honors Victims Of Imminent Dam Disaster"
"Meteorologists Predict Worst Autumn Ever"
"Middle-Aged Woman Angrily Demanding Price Check Was Once Carefree Youth, Onlookers Speculate"
"Millions Irrationally Feared Dead In Minor Train Accident"
"More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas"
"Mother Shares How Video Games Radicalized Her Son To Run Around And Pick Up Coins"
"Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys"
"NASA Continues Search For Planet Capable Of Supporting NASA"
"NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: Drive Fast"
"NCAA Expands March Madness To Include 4,096 Teams"
"Nation Somehow Failed To Predict Attack By Michael Bay"
"Nation Terrified After Millions Lose Consciousness For 8 Whole Hours Last Night"
"Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'"
"Netflix Introduces New 'Browse Endlessly' Plan"
"New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products"
"New Nike Running App Tells You What You’re Really Running From"
"New PS4 Feature Allows User To Close Eyes And Imagine Really Fun Game"
"New Premium Uber Service Lets Users Commandeer Any Car"
"New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner"
"New Psychedelic Weight Loss Drug Transforms Food Into Monstrous Hallucinations"
"Newsroom : New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less"
"Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again"
"O-SPAN Classic: CIA Accidentally Overthrows Costa Rica"
"Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech"
"Obama Issues Presidential Pardon To Get Biden Out Of Jail For Third Time This Year"
"Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan"
"Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner"
"Onion Explains: Global Nuclear Proliferation"
"Only Difficult Pistachios Left In Bag"
"Oprah Invites Hundreds Of Lucky Fans To Be Buried With Her In Massive Tomb"
"PR Firm Advises U.S. To Cut Ties With Alabama"
"Packers Fan Announces He Will Return To Drinking For Another Season"
"Perfect One-Pot, Six-Pan, 10-Wok, 25-Baking Sheet Dinner"
"Perfectly Good Tire Just Sitting There Behind The Kroger"
"Police Say School Shooter Had History Of School Shootings"
"Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes"
"Poll Shows Majority Of Americans Would Watch Something Called 'Love Trap'"
"Pope Francis Left In Hot Popemobile | Onion News Network"
"Popular Children's Book Author Reveals The 'Spooky Truth' About Creepy Conspiracy Theories"
"Prague's Kafka International Named Most Alienating Airport"
"Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life"
"Press Secretary Spins Wife's Death As A Positive"
"Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs"
"Purity Of War Marred By One Bad Apple In Afghanistan"
"Putin Learns Putin Behind Plot To Assassinate Putin"
"Report Finds Troubling Rise In Teen Uranium Enrichment"
"Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking"
"Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor"
"Reporter Helps Starving Dogs By Personally Shooting Them"
"Reporters Struggling To Maintain Energy Until Election"
"Response To Opinions Of Our Uninformed Viewers"
"Romney's Super Tuesday Polls Surge After He Begins Flaunting His Wealth"
"SPONSORED: Groundbreaking Video Game Lets Players Customize Characters' Genetic Code"
"Salt Lake City Hoping To Boost Tourism By Reminding Visitors They’re Free To Leave At Any Time"
"Scientist Explains How Climate Crisis Would Be Averted If Greta Thunberg Just Tried A Little Harder"
"Scientists Capture Audio Of Beetle Colliding With Paper Clip For First Time"
"Scientists Debut Smug Robot That Can Run Half-Marathon, Brag About It"
"Should More Americans Get In On The EZ-Go Juicer Craze?"
"Should We Do More To Reduce Violence In Our Dreams?"
"Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex"
"Slow-Witted Conspiracy Theorist Convinced Government Behind NASA"
"Snacks Distract Lawmakers From Horrors of War"
"Social Security Scam Robs Elderly By Convincing Them They Are Dead"
"Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013"
"Spam Crackdown Threatens Koy4Goff's Penis Enlarger Industry"
"Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee"
"Stouffers To Include Suicide Prevention Tips On Single Serve Microwavable Meals"
"Sudden Ominous Music Heard Across U.S., Nation Panicking"
"Suspicious Package Industry Falls On Hard Times"
"TIME Announces New Version Of Magazine Aimed At Adults"
"Taylor Swift Arrested On Weapons Charges After Federal Agents Raid Tour Bus | Onion News Network"
"Tea Party Quiet... Too Quiet"
"Teen's Death Hits Reporter Hard"
"Ten Percent Of U.S. High School Students Graduating Without Basic Object Permanence Skills"
"The Beijing Olympics - Are They A Trap?"
"The Onion Looks Back At 'Saving Private Ryan'"
"The Onion Looks Back At ‘The Goonies’"
"The Onion Reviews '12 Years A Slave'"
"The Onion Reviews 'Finding Dory'"
"The Onion Reviews 'Interstellar'"
"The Onion Reviews 'RoboCop'"
"The Onion Reviews 'Rogue One'"
"The Onion Reviews 'Sully'"
"The Onion Reviews ‘Wonder Woman 1984’"
"The Onion: Yankees Building Vacation Stadium In The Hamptons"
"This App Turns Your Photos into Music If You Want to Do That For Some Reason"
"Today Now! Host Starts Charity To Rid World Of Flying Debris"
"Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of "Fast Five""
"Today Now! Is Back"
"Today Now!: Save Money By Taking A Vacation Entirely In Your Mind"
"Too Much Sex And Profanity In The HBO Presidential Debate?"
"Tracy Gill Recommends New Tracy Gill Biography"
"U.S. Shocked Andorra Not In Africa"
"Video Of #CutePiglet Wearing Ballet Shoes Crippling Internet (Do Not Watch - ARCHIVE PURPOSES ONLY)"
"Weather Channel Accused of Pro-Weather Bias"
"What Is The Biggest Rock? - Onion Talks - Ep. 4"
"What Makes Anna So Beautiful In The Moonlight?"
"Where Do You Rank On The Overall Mom Leaderboard?"
"White Woman Explains Why As An Anti-Racist Ally She Refuses To Say Any Word That Starts With 'N'"
"Woman Confusingly Tells Area Man She's Not Interested In Him"
"World's Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100"