Comments by "cattysplat" (@cattysplat) on "Asmongold Clips" channel.

  1. The series was incredibly eye opening. The men make camp near water, chose a leader, designated group roles, built raised beds and waterproof shelter, maintained fire 24 hours by rota, filtered and boiled water, hunted a caiman and built fishing nets for unlimited fish. A little fighting was the worst of it but they thrived and had fun. The women refused to make a leader, walked around in circles for days, slept on the jungle floor with the bugs spooning each other, got rained on and couldn't sleep during night storms, let the fire go out, half starved and poisoned from unfiltered water, "found" piglets and kept as pets instead of food, constant fighting and refused to work hard to sunbathe.
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  2. Combining a man's 2 greatest loves into 1 complete package. Genius.
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  3. For her it was the biggest day of her development career. For EA it was a Thursday.
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  4. Love how the monster who killed her is called "Mothers Judgement." Mother certainly judged her alright.
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  5. Elon getting humbled has to be a once in a lifetime achievement for anyone. Well done Asmon, may your forehead shine the way with gamer integrity.
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  6. If editors genuinely get Asmon to eat his words and go back to finish the games he started, they are truly doing Gods work.
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  7. Editors putting the video in the description like a scholar and a gentleman.
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  8. Trying to colonise other cultures by threatening them with lower review scores. Under the guise of virtue signalling.
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  9. What a great Disney movie ending, suitable for 3 year olds everywhere.
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  10. 'The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.'
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  11. Twitch just expects us to sit slackjawed staring at their stupid ads like a boomer who's given up on changing the channel.
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  12. "Why do you complain about the Twitch infinite money machine?" "Because if you abuse it, it will stop paying. Because humans control that money machine" "Huh? You dumb."
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  13. This is what all those terabytes of your favourite classics are saved to the hard drive for.
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  14. Putting your real name, face and children's face in your public Twitch profile is probably the most unhinged part of all this.
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  15. Your resources are worth more than their life.
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  16. This is a bit like those private servers letting you pick skills from other classes for a custom class.
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  17. It's one thing to be disgusted by what Asmon shows on camera, imagine what he doesn't.
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  18. Only thing Microsoft is good at in game dev is letting their studios fall apart from incompetence.
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  19. Used to buy all the collectors editions of Blizzards games, they were incredibly well made and good value. This ended with BfA when they cut the contents in half and increased the cost.
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  20. The Trump Show is back on the road. Get ready for the media to do nothing but talk about Trump.
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  21. Sending special videos as attachments is wholesome boomer moment. Especially when he adds more people to the mailing list than expected.
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  22. The loneliness of the modern man, that he'd rather live a fantasy in all things, has been a disaster for societies the world over.
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  23. That ending clip is certified Legendary editing.
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  24. Not with that attitude you can't.
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  25. Great to see America proud of it's Anglo roots and follow English culture so well.
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  26. Playing on easy difficulty is a certified Game Journalist take.
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  27.  @nicolaspeigne1429  Considering it started as some cringe feminist joke, they already failed by taking it seriously.
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  28. "Image if your grandparents started acting crazy in public." That's kind of normal for a lot of people.
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  29. I'm old and somehow this makes me feel older.
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  30. The smoothest brain take thinking a start menu screen deserves massive amounts of attention. It's there to get you into the game or tweak options, that's it.
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  31. Only thing keeping Amouranth in the game is her inflatable life preservers.
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  32. It's almost like Blizzard never changes and it's fanbase never learns.
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  33. WoW bringing Asmon and McConnell back together makes me incredibly happy.
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  34. I was not expecting the return of our angel, praise be Yasmingold.
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  35. MMORPG = Many Men Online Role Playing Girls.
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  36. Low level warrior in classic will never not be trash.
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  37. When a person gets away with a bad behaviour or crime once without consequence, it's common for them to feel empowered and attempt to repeat it many times as it is now normalised behaviour. If they are seeking the thrill of being caught and confronted, they will seek more to do more extreme things until it happens. This is why bad behaviour is taught to toddlers to receive punishment at an early age, otherwise they will normalise and behave antisocial no matter how much older they grow.
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  38.  @noteworthyinsignificance  Based and chat pilled.
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  39.  @BooguyTheAdept  1 animator animated 1 model a little. Every other model standing still. Well done.
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  40. 0 in persuasion.
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  41. Reddit complaining about Asmon, calling him a complainer. Gentlemen, this is a certified Reddit moment.
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  42. Blizzard on a mission to get her in the office break room ASAP.
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  43. Asmon single handily keeping interest in New World alive.
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  44. When you realise we live in a matriarchy.
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  45. Zoey Quinn and Depression Quest. The irony is this expose just unmasked the whole of game journalism to the greater readership. They have always been corrupt, but they were never so blatant or complicit in doing so until then.
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  46. That he took his private company with 1 vision, from making what most would call "eurojank" a decade ago ignored by the gaming world, refining their CRPG skills until they hit success on Divinity Original Sin 1 & 2 , then made game of the year BG3.
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  47. Nothing more horrifying to realise the adult you put your children in care with is a damn criminal.
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  48. The CCP also destroyed almost every religious building and historical monument that went back thousands of years in China. You don't see tourists going to tour China to see their amazing old temples like in Japan because they don't exist anymore.
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  49. Women will literally ride and die on "I can change him."
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  50. "Given the opportunity, players will optimize the fun out of a game."
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