Comments by "cattysplat" (@cattysplat) on "Asmongold Clips" channel.

  1. This is what happens when you employ people in the design department who want to push their politics over creating entertainment. It turns out ugly doesn't sell, even if it does on social media.
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  2. Only a child could fit through those tiny gaps between the rocks.
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  3. Asmon is our shepard and we are his flock. He watch fluffy anime vtubers, we follow his divine will.
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  4. Twitch: We believe in diversity, equity and inclusion. Let our algorithm recommend boring and degenerate streamers for you. Viewers: Choose entertaining, edgy and creative streamers who give them what they want. Twitch: No not like that. These people don't exist.
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  5. "But he really loves me and I love him. He'll stop hitting any day now."
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  6. Conversations like this between my 65 and 70 year old parents really aren't so farfetched.
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  7. What we really want to see is the best couple on Twitch get back together. You know who I'm talking about. McConnell and Asmon.
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  8. The problem is GW2 audience does not watch Twitch, so stream numbers are tiny. It's insanely unfortunate. However there is an ironic reason for this. GW2 players would rather play the game than sit AFK watching streamers play.
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  9. One game Amy.
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  10. Asmongold: "I don't gamble with my money. But I will gamble with my life for a 0.3% droprate mount"
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  11. Battleborn died so hard they shut the servers down.
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  12. Pretty sure someone at Blizzard hates Asmon with a deep burning passion.
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  13. It's worse. They actually sympathise with the criminal and blame everything around them.
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  14. Gave her a manjaw then tried to hide it with a hair mop.
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  15. "ASMR is a totally legitimate art form." All this ASMR comes in pairs.
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  16. WoD gave me time to level every single class for the first time, earn millions of gold and years of free gametime from garrison table missions gold converted to WoW tokens, play an alliance alt for the first time, actually do PvP. There was so little to do that you just did all the stuff you'd never done before to fill in the gaps. Atleast you didn't have to farm stupid power levels like Legion, BfA and Shadowlands either.
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  17. "how we fix computer?" "add more AI." "OK, Skynet approved."
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  18. Anime dubs need their own Gamergate moment.
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  19. "Terrorists win."
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  20. It's a print. You can see it just falls away like paper. Real painting would be much harder to cut and split. You'd see paint holding it together.
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  21. Asmon's voice getting more southern as preaches the truths from gaming Jesus.
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  22. Getting roasted and rejected by an AI is certainly an achievement.
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  23. Cyberpunk does wear it's RPG mechanics on it's sleeve. Meaning you got to find and use the best weapons, hacks and perks for the job and level up to get stronger. Can't just blow people away with any old weapon on hard difficulty after a certain point. Although you can always lower the difficulty to turn off the bullet sponge and make it like any other simple shooter.
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  24. She wants celeb lifestyle and income.
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  25. Welcome to 2024. The truth is heresy.
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  26. Watching the dying breaths of Kotaku be the same old screaming and crying into the empty ether brings me no greater joy.
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  27. He got the BDE.
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  28. Trump castrating the CIA is the greatest comeback after he was undermined every step of his first term by his own employees.
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  29. Always thought the Classic art style was darker and edgier, fits with this darker tone. Was never the same after the Cata rework, characters really became Disney'ified.
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  30. No ESG to appease.
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  31. Turns out ambiguity goes a long way in people moderating and censoring themselves. When it's given the go ahead, the clothes come off and floodgates of depravity open.
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  32. Hell only knows what incompetence that's put into positions of responsibility by doing this.
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  33. For a 70+ hour RPG that's had early access that's fine with me.
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  34. Tolerance was a terrible thing.
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  35. Tate learned the power of escapism when your down bad in so many ways.
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  36. Elon with the cognitive dissonance of a child is perhaps unsurprising. Reality never fails to disappoint.
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  37. "We're building a whirlwind barb today." "I'm low on fury." The eternal conflict.
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  38. If social media effects the outcome, that makes the whole process of court pointless and discredits all the law professionals involved. None of which has ever been proven.
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  39.  @DANCERcow  When Blackrock tanks your ESG score for being historically accurate.
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  40. They use the same system in D4, why it feels so incredibly bad to level.
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  41. Trust with meeting anyone these days is just rock bottom. When everyone is so disposable and replaceable with the ease of dating apps, most people you date will treat you as such.
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  42. We are not even in the AI era yet but soon, we won't know what is real or not.
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  43. People defend their home and family with their lives throughout history. Criminals are lucky there are people who are remorseful and don't do this.
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  44. Every other country: Women English speaking countries: What the heck is that?
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  45. Just know that comment triggered him hard.
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  46. AAAA is the sound the developers make before put out of their misery.
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  47.  @jhorvat01  It's such a big deal that even Japanese companies are not exempt. Sony moved their headquarters to California to access this moneypot.
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  48.  @theghostofthomasjenkins9643  G4 was already dead. Using a corpse as a ventrilloquist to push The Message when that was the complete opposite of the original show was never going to convince anyone it was anything but Froskenstein's monster.
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  49. Some boomer magazine trying to make all millennials feel bad, when the boomers create so many this problem the world has.
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  50. Suffering leads to icecream in front of the TV.
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