Comments by "" (@VersusARCH) on "Drachinifel"
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Roberts: OK guys, the IJN has given us a lot of trouble in the past, and uh… they somehow survived the Battle of the Sibuyan Sea and reached Taffy 3. Does anybody feel our jeep carriers and a few destroyers can fight 4 battleships and a shitton of cruisers and destroyers or can we just run away from them?
Gambier Bay: Uhh, we're too slow and I think Evans on the Johnston had been spoiling for a fight for a while.
Roberts: Oh, he needs those admiral's epaulettes? Does he even have sufficient connnections and backing for such hopes?
Hoel: Yeah… but if he wins a Medal of Honor it will gain him the connections and he will have more backing.
Roberts: [sighs] Christ. OK, uhh well what we’ll do, I’ll run in first, uh…draw their fire. We can kinda just, ya know, lay a smokescreen. Um, I will use torpedoes to kinda scatter ’em, so we don’t have to fight a whole bunch of them at once. Uhh… when my torpedo run is done, I’ll need Gambier Bay to send his planes too, uh… so we can keep them scattered and not to fight too many. Um… when his air attack is done, of course will need St Lo to run in and do the same thing. Uh…we’re gonna need torpedoes on our planes, uhh so they can hurt, uh so we can of course sink them fast, ’cause they outgun us so badly. I mean, we’ll be in trouble if we don't take them down quick. Uhh, I think this is a pretty good plan, we should be able to pull it off this time. Uhh, what do you think St Lo? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?
St Lo: Uhhh.. yeah, gimme a sec… I’m coming up with thirty-two point three three uh, repeating of course, percentage, of survival.
Robberts: Uh…that’s a lot better than we usually do. Uhh, alright, you think we’re ready guys? [interrupted]
Johnston: Alright chums, (I’m back)! Let’s do this...
ERNEEEEEST EVAAAAAAAAAANS! [steams all ahead flank into the approaching Japanese Center Force]
Hoel: [incredulous] … Oh my God he just ran towards them. [follows]
Gambier Bay: Save him!
St Lo: Oh jeez, stick to the plan.
Roberts: Oh jeez, let’s go, let’s go! [follows]
Gambier Bay: [laughing] Stick to the plan chums!
Roberts: Stick to the plan!
Hoel: Oh jeez, oh fuck.
Roberts: Gimme air support, hurry up.
St Lo: Launching!
Gambier Bay: It’s saying I can’t launch! I can’t move, am I lagging, guys?
Hoel: I can’t move!
Roberts: What the – what the hell?
St Lo: I don't have time to arm torpedo bombers with torpedoes!
Gambier Bay: Oh my God…
Hoel: They just keep comming! More battleships!!
Roberts: I don’t think your planes can hurt them just with depth charges!
Hoel: Oh my God!
Johnston: We got em, we got em!
Roberts: I got it! I got it! [muffled shouts]
Gambier Bay: Planes, take off! Take off! [muffled shouts]
Hoel: Hoel's down. Hoel’s down.
Roberts: Oh my God..
Hoel: Goddamit, Johnston!
Roberts: Goddamit…
Gambier Bay: Johnston, you moron! [various other put-downs of Johnston amongst group]
St Lo: I’m on it.
Roberts: Smokescreen is on.
Hoel: Listen, this is ridiculous.
[Unknown:] You d*****s!
Gambier Bay: I’m down, Gambier Bay down. Goddamit. [shouting, then a pause, followed by other put-downs]
St Lo: St Lo is down.
Hoel: This is the (drowned out)th time IJN surprised us, God!
St Lo: Roberts, tow us! Roberts, tow us!
Hoel: Why do you do this shit, Johnston?
Roberts: I’m trying!
Johnston: [cries] It’s not my fault!
Roberts: Who’s dead in the water?
St Lo: We do have a tow line, don’t we? [everyone dies] Think I need a hull repair?
Hoel: Yeah but I don’t think we brought a repair ship.
Gambier Bay: [noticing everybody is dead] … Oh God…
Roberts: Oh for – [sighs, nearly chokes and swallows] Great job!
[Unknown:] For Christ’s sake! [indistinguishable]
Hoel: Johnston, you are just stupid as hell.
St Lo: Nimrod.
[[Another Ship:] Oh my God…
Johnston: … At least I ain't chicken.
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@Drachinifel [Singing to the tune of the song "Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy" from the Ren & Stimpy show]:
"Fletcher, Fletcher Tribal,
Fletcher, Fletcher, Tribal,
Fletcher, Fletcher, Tribal,
Fletcher, Fletcher, Tribal,
Fletcher, Fletcher, Tribal,
Fletcher, Fletcher, Tribal,
Fletcher, Fletcher, Yugumo!" 😂
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@davefranklin7305 That might be true among the conservative higher ups like Osami Nagano, mostly prior to Pearl Harbor, but they were not in operational command of the Combined fleet which was handled by their younger and more up-to-date, tech savvy subordinates like Yamamoto or Ozawa. Yamamoto committed the Kongos to shell the Henderson Field on Guadalcanal only after the carriers, land airpower and lesser warships got beaten back (Eastern Solomons, Santa Cruz, Cape Esperance, aerial campaign from Rabaul). At Midway - he withdrew them after the carrier debacle (USN targets too fast, the island - not worth it). Ozawa's plan for the battle of the Philippine Sea relied on long range airstrikes, battleships were only the escort. Only at Leyte Gulf where his air arm was woefully inadequate did he commit the battleships as the main striking force - because he had nothing left. No oplan survives contact with the enemy. Also applies to contact with technological advances. Whether rationalizing holding back battleships as the main strike force was used in planning papers to sell any particular carrier airpower-reliant plan to any conservative higher-ups I don't know but that is the likeliest explanation. By looking of what the Japanese actually did - they sure did not consider the battleships as a decisive weapon. Simply too slow, too heavy on resource consumption, firepower of too short a range compared to airpower, too big a moral blow if lost, too vulnerable to air or submarine attack. In short - cost innefficient. Finally - after Midway they began a huge crash program to rebuild the Kido Butai that included turning the two Ises to hybrid battleship-carriers, while after losing two Kongos at Guadalcanal they - as Drach said, converted the 3rd Yamato Class battleship hull to - not a carrier (since - low top speed) but - a huge air transport (with limited asw carrier capability for self defense). If this isn't a proof enough that they put emphasis on airpower (in case of carrier airpower - hit and run) rather than battleship guns - I don't know what is.
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