Comments by "" (@appelpower1) on "carwow" channel.

  1. BMW APP PRANK GOES COMPLETELY WRONG!!! (GONE SEXUAL) (GUN PULLED) (18+) (SHOCKING)
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  2. Legend has it that carwow is tired of these comments.
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  3. Let me rephrase it, then: the only car you'll hand wash voluntarily, not because of financial reasons.
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  4. Fiesta vs Polo vs Corsa? Old vs dull vs not that good. Now go buy something else.
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  5. You should never, ever judge a car's legroom by comparing it to a Skoda Superb.
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  6. Let's find out how well the Pagani Huayra's interior fits those water bottles!
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  7. President Casey Let me rephrase it again: the only car you'll wash voluntarily and not because of financial reasons, before you have had the opportunity to grow attached to it because you've had it for a long time. You're making this very difficult :)
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  8. They also grow on you. When I saw the first pictures, I was quite frankly disappointed. It grew on me over time, then I saw video footage which made it even better. Finally, I saw it in real life and I was blown away.
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  9. If this is premium, than a VW Golf is an Audi A3... oh wait.
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  10. This is James May's secret Youtube account.
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  11. Mazda 2.0 SkyActiv-G >>>>>>>>> VW 1.4 TSI And by a considerable margin too.
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  12. dirk diggler How can you determine whether it can save Alfa when you clearly need a pair of glasses?
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  13. The Kia Stinger is definitely a contender for the best car of 2017, but of course it's too early to judge. The Lexus LS is now king of the limos.
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  14. +gandalfmax To be fair, the 4 has a small boot opening. Try the 4GC if you want a big opening.
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  15. ***** A Mazda2, or a Citroen C3, or a Peugeot 208, or a Renault Clio, or a Hyundai i20, or a Suzuki Baleno. Or a Fiat Tipo for the same price. Or, if you really don't give a fuck, a Dacia Sandero and several nice holidays. There are plenty of better options.
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  16. ***** Alright, here goes. Sorted by which car they're an alternative to: Fiesta: Mazda2: much more modern, an interior that isn't godawful to look at and operate, brilliant engines, best handling in class. Renault Clio: more timeless design, more convenient dash, just as good to drive. Polo and Corsa: Citroen C3: very fun, with its quirky design. By far the most comfortable car in its class, quite spacious and very light, very reasonably priced. Hyundai i20: much more classy than either the Polo or the Corsa, both of which are doomed to chav territory over time. It has a touch of Audi in its design, reasonably priced kit, a cabin that's classy, convenient and atmospheric and great reliability. Suzuki Baleno: just as dull, but the handling puts it in Fiesta range. Very light, very cheap given equipment levels, very spacious, naturally reliable. Fiat Tipo: the hatchback is about the same price as a VW Polo, but it's one size bigger and a very, very good, if fairly basic car. And the almighty Dacia: people who drive Polos tend to not give a damn about cars. Why not sacrifice some refinement and huggable plastics (in what is still a perfectly fine car) and save a few bob?
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  17. Hariz Nurhakim The OP was making a joke. By 'knob', the reviewer meant a gear knob, but the OP interpreted 'knob' as a gentleman's sausage.
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  18. Firemarioflower I'm correcting his remark that the 4 has a large boot opening, which it doesn't. Then, I told him that there is a 4-Series with a large opening, albeit the Gran Coupe. How exactly is that blasphemy?
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  19. Soft plastics aren't durable at all, rather the opposite actually.
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  20. Wael Mkawer Yes, they use it for manufacturing babies.
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  21. I don't think modern Jags are ugly, they do a great job at being striking yet simple. However, they're not very... umm, Jaggy. If that's a word.
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  22. Firemarioflower There is a very wide canyon between 'anorexic AA cup chicks with no stomach and a pancake arse' and massive heaps of flesh hanging over the rear end of a woman. Personally, I think the sweetspot is somewhere in the middle. Now, I'm not saying it's wrong to like a massive arse, but I don't and neither does he. If everyone stopped being decent, we'd become a group of aggressive, idiotic cavemen. For crying out loud, have some decency.
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  23. I don't think either of these are the best in theirzzzzZZZZZZZZ.... sorry, I fell asleep.
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  24. A perfect summary of this car.
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  25. +carwow That's your banana ;)
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  26. 1knightero I don't understand why people think it's racist to say that. I can't tell Japanese and Korean people apart, in the same way that I can't tell a Frenchman and a German apart. Or a Canadian and an American. Or a Venezuelan and a Colombian. Or a Kenyan and a Ugandan.
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  27. Shukie6174 Thank you. A pleasure :)
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  28. *car*wow I'll leave for that joke, sorry.
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  29. Which A6 is best A6? Free cookies for people who get the reference.
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  30. Ali RS What a load of bollocks. First of all, the brand is still British as ever, in the same way that Bentley is still British and Skoda is still Czech: both of those use German tech (VW), but the brands themselves aren't German. Besides that, Jaguars are built with Indian money, but they don't use Indian (Tata) tech. That means they're still British.
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  31. I suppose it's a nice car, but I can't help but not care for it. Part of that is Alfa Romeo's fault.
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  32. Exactly. Not very long ago, French cars were appalling, but they're back up there again and as such very underrated as of now.
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  33. They could pick any random bloke off the streets and he'd do a better job than Chris Evans. But despite that, Mat is brilliant.
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  34. +Haris Nurhakim Apparently, you don't get it.
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  35. Now, now, you don't have to like the Kia, but it's not a notorious monstrosity like the Multipla. It's a fairly balanced design, at least.
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  36. 'The Merc wins anyway. It's a Merc' FIA_irl
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  37. Am I the only one who wouldn't buy any of these three? I'd have a Mazda3, an Alfa Giulietta or, if I can be boring, an Astra.
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  38. The Stinger's design reminds me of all kinds of cars (Optima, Giulia Q and indeed the A7), but nothing seems plagiarised. That's impressive in my opinion.
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  39. Scooper MG They're apparently coming up with something new for the new C5. As long as they'll fit it on a massive, stylish limo, it's fine by me.
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  40. Haha, Alfa reliability jokes, how clever, original and up to date. The Giulia's dependability is fine, it's not 1985 anymore.
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  41. Shukie6174 I didn't Google them, I knew them myself. If you wish, I can add arguments.
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  42. Don't worry, dull people are needed as well in the world.
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  43. Has it ever occurred to you that other countries than Germany also make cars?
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  44. Just save your pennies and buy some condoms.
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  45. Firemarioflower I was about to agree to disagree, but then you started with this 'real man' bollocks again. Please, for crying out loud, stop that. Why do you feel such a pressuring need to prove your manhood? Decent is, in fact, right about in the middle between 'stuck-up' and 'caveman'. Decent is a very neutral word. For instance, a Toyota Corolla is a 'decent' car: it's good enough, but it doesn't excel. It's not terrible, nor is it brilliant. How can you decide what sort of women we like, especially since I just said differently? I prefer them somewhere between the two extremes. Now, regarding your other comment: He's referring to the Photoshopped pictures she puts online. She may be pretty in those (and that's where the whole self-esteem thing comes in), but they're not an accurate representation of the real thing. They show all sides? Oh, just like proper journalism, then. Can you really blame them for not wanting to be as one-sided as propaganda? The whole Kardashian circus is appalling. These people have no talent whatsoever, they can't do anything. All their fame comes from a reality TV show about their lives, in which they have accomplished nothing impressive.
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  46. Firemarioflower I have no intent to 'take down masculinity', that's ridiculous. Alright, who determines the definition of a 'real man'? Ah, now you see there is an other side to nationalism that I also know, that of unification and confidence, but I simply don't want it to go too far. All of that was pretty much thrown in their lap after their reality show, and they're not very good at any of it. Technically, they accomplished more than me in that they're famous and rich, but it's a hollow accomplishment.
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  47. derek400004 If he is trolling, he devotes a hilariously large amount of time to doing so, so he then still has no life.
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  48. +EGGBIRDTHEROOSTER Winning team? It wasn't an ugly car, but it wasn't all that good-looking either. Very solid design, very dull, very German.
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  49. Exactly, my favourite new car of 2016 thus far.
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  50. koks I was a bit disappointed when I first saw the pictures. However, in true Alfa tradition, it became prettier every time I saw it and eventually grew on me. Seeing it in person, I had to conclude that pictures don't do it justice. It's gorgeous.
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