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  1. Remember when Tyrion told three different plots to three different people in order to keep them guessing and figure out who he could trust? Yeah, I miss that Tyrion, too.
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  2. I expected this video, and the Drinker never disappoints
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  3. As a Marine vet of Iraq and Afghanistan, I'd like to nominate the crater stabbing scene as the best scene in a war film ever.
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  4. - What is your superpower again? - I'm drunk. Drinker is our capeless superhero.
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  5. Is this a documentary of what happens after Drinker goes on a binge and wakes up 28 years later?
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  6. If your alien civilization has the ability to travel between stars and do so in only a matter of years, you by necessity also have the energy needed to fry the Earth's surface, either with a big laser or some kind of relativistic kinetic weapon (in fact, they could literally just dump their garbage in the Earth's direction while flying past it at near light speed and it would have the same effect as setting off all of Earth's nuclear arsenal simultaneously, except without the radioactive fallout). If all the aliens wanted was the Earth's core, there was no reason they had to invade when they could have simply sterilized the Earth from space, then they could just scoop out the core at their leisure without any resistance.
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  7. A timeless blockbuster for me. The sequel however never should have been made
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  8. Drinker recommends? Damn that’s a rarity these days.
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  9. This was just an excuse to talk about crimson tide wasn't it.
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  10. This movie looks soulless
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  11. Alien: Isolation was the true sequel to Alien & Aliens.
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  12. Making the villain lead character actually villainous also serves to make the hero more heroic. This show makes Batman truly look like a beacon of hope to an otherwise dark and twisted Gotham.
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  13. I guess Glen Powell is the secret sauce for having a successful Legacy Sequel Blockbuster
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  14. Lucas: Here's my Golden Goose Disney: Thanks! *Chops off Goose's head* Disney: Lay Eggs Damn It!
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  15. One of the most interesting aspects of the LOTR movies was the distinctions in cultures. Elves, Humans, Dwarves and even hobbits all had a different look to them. Having Galadriel with braided hair and Elrond with short hair doesn’t help with that continuity. Their hair is the biggest indicator into knowing who is an elf and human. If it wasn’t labeled who this character was, I would think she was just a human in armor.
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  16. They made us care about human characters in a monster movie. That's a feat in of itself! This movie 100% delivers. Even though Godzilla is actually much smaller, he is considerably more fearsome. That heat ray gave me chills!
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  17. Zach Snyder cured me of my depression by giving me PTSD with this film
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  18. The show ended with Capaldi. There was no regeneration - the Doctor went to his final rest. The current show isn't canon.
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  19. The one time we don't want them to stay accurate to the source material is the one time they're salivating at the chance to do so.
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  20. Terminator VI: Social Judgement Day
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  21. I can't wait til they remake it with 3 brave fisherwomen whose husbands stay on shore to look after the kids
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  22. ‘You know I’m something of an alcoholic myself’ - William Dafoe, the Lighthouse
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  23. I'm not convinced this movie wasn't just an algorithm implanted in my brain.
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  24. "You're not gonna shoot a puppy, are you, Jack?" "Yeah, in the face, why?" We just gotta love how much of a bastard Jack Horner is.
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  25. How dare Toxic Fans demand checks notes a director’s vision for a movie.
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  26. Literally a sidekick in his own show.
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  27. Disobedient Canine - formerly known as “Naughty Dog.”
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  28. JJ is a fraud. Ripped this film from previous better film, then did it again with Star wars EP7 blatantly. And he's still getting work...
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  29. Zegler and Gal Gadot walking on stage together looked like a grown woman and an awkward prepubescent girl walking on stage. They aren't even playing the same sport when it comes to comparing them.
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  30. JK Simmons is absolutely terrifying in this film. He embodied a power hungry and ruthless teacher perfectly.
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  31. The best version of Thor was Infinity War, he was serious, focused and had a goal of avenging others and taking down a serious threat in Thanos! Now .... Well hes been reduced to laughing stock!
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  32. Interesting that this show doesn't pander to modern politics, but makes fun of them! Good job
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  33. Henry needs to fire his agent
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  34. "Dany had 15000 unsullied left, after she started with 8000 and 35000 died" -Anon
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  35. They only got one thing right. This train wreck gave me the incentive to go watch the original again.
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  36. The remake is a clear evidence that Hollywood lacks BALLS. The point of the original movie is to delve into the importance of MASCULINITY...something today's Hollywood regards as "toxic". They just had to change the ending and make the wife look like the HERO. If the agenda isn't clear enough to you...
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  37. I watch these videos because they are both better written and more entertaining than most movies made today.
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  38. Henry Cavill got done dirty
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  39. To be fair, Willam Dafoe has ALWAYS looked like a 500 years old vampire.
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  40. Wish we could get a Star Wars film like this, a flawed but sincere movie for the fans
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  41. The "drinker recommends" has quickly become a seal of quality we can trust.
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  42. Somehow the Acolyte didn't return
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  43. There is no substitute for real chemistry, and these two have it, so I'm stoked.
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  44. The dwarves faces made my daughter cry.
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  45. I still love that line: “You cowardly snake, you just killed an unarmed man.” “Well, he should have armed himself if he was going to decorate his bar with my friend.”
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  46. "We have an all-female director staff this season." "How does that help us?" "Now when they tell us it sucks, we can just say they're sexist."
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  47. I can't believe they briefly brought back Spectacular Spiderman. That show should have never been cancelled, thanks a lot Disney.
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  48. The power of 1, the power of 2, the power of many shots to get me through watching this shyte 😅
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  49. Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man? Vasquez : No. Have you?
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  50. 'Not-terrible...' We will be hitting all new, dizzying heights when we start hitting 'Mildly-tolerable'.
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