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  1. Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
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  2. The most unbelievable thing in the movie is the fact that she got every single person in the world to take back their wish
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  3. Normal people like this video cause it's awesome, NPCs like this video cause they aren't able to comprehend the concept of sarcasm. Genius.
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  4. "For anyone who knows absolutely nothing about video games" Shows photo of She Who Must Not Be Named šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
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  5. The fact that this movie took 8 years to make is actually insane. I feel that we should normalize franchises making movies that are for fans. Not every movie has to bring in masses of new fans. I respect Scottā€™s decision to serve his current fan community rather than make a greedy attempt to increase the community.
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  6. As always Ralph Fiennes owns every single movie heā€™s in, he never misses
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  7. I will never understand how they can spend MILLIONS on special effects but only offer pocket change on writing the script???
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  8. You canā€™t condense Napoleonā€™s life into 3 hours. He need a TV show thatā€™s 10 seasons long
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  9. I'm starting to really despise this trend of killing main characters from previous entries in a franchise in demeaning ways.
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  10. The Drinker bears our burdens so we don't have to.
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  11. Knowing Disney, they'll replace her with someone like Brie Larson.
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  12. TBH I gotta give them some respect for having the kind of diverse cast that would be approved of by "modern audiences" and just letting them be those characters without trotting it out like they deserve a gold star sticker and a cookie for it.
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  13. The franchise is a walking corpse. Nothing they announce is going to make me watch Star Wars again. Let the franchise just die already.
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  14. Drinker stop lying. Everyone in Scotland looks like an extra from the Walking Dead
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  15. "Agatha Go Away Now!"
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  16. Henry Cavillā€™s agent is in the running for one of the Worst Agents ever
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  17. "We didn't want to portray disabled people in a negative way." He didn't become evil because he was disabled, he became disabled for being evil.
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  18. Terminator: Woke Fate: "I'll be back." Terminator fans: "We won't."
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  19. "It's about a woman whose superpower is her mind" - the same actress who starred in 50 Shades of Grey.
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  20. How the MCU deals with humor these days is a major issue. Phases 1-3 dealt with it in a way in which the humor was more of an ice breaker or a light hearted exchange between the characters that never messed with or ruined a serious plot. The story was still every bit as serious as it was needed to be. Phase 4 treats humor like its a necessity in every show or movie irrespective of what the story requires. Thor love and thunder is a film which requires a very serious approach given it's context. Instead Waititi was like "make Thor funny hehehehe"
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  21. The reason Furiosa is bombing is because their advertising campaign was absolutely abysmal. They never released a good trailer. Fury Road was the opposite. Second reason is because nobody cares about a young Furiosa who isn't Charlize. Turns out people want to see Max in a MAD MAX film
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  22. Avoiding anything with Melissa McCarthy has served me well in life so far, I see no reason whatsoever to change that.
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  23. Can you imagine the shitstorm of sexism and objectification anger that the Hollywood elites would have thrown if someone even suggested Ms. Sweeney walk out on national television like that?
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  24. "2020: You can go away now!" - The Critical Drinker The best thing I've heard in a long time
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  25. The under construction sky scraper thing was actually pretty realistic. China has a huge problem with construction of residential buildings taking so long that people end up moving into them before they are finished because they were planning on it being their primary residence and they donā€™t have enough money to keep waiting. The finished quality also sucks, they jokingly referred to it as ā€œtofu dreg constructionā€
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  26. this is a movie that tries way too hard to be deep and ended up being obvious and annoying
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  27. Iā€™m starting to think Henry Cavillā€™s agent secretly hates him and wants him embarrassed for eternity.
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  28. I just pretend the Skywalker saga and Star Wars ended successfully in TROTJ.
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  29. Valkyrie: Sold people into slavery so they could die horrific deaths for... drinking money. That was it. She was pure villain. But no it's fine because that is the go to thing when, 'Hey, I saw bad things happen to friends of mine.'
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  30. You see, children, this is called "Inference." It's when you find deeper meaning through context clues, without making it all about yourself. This is what makes us appreciate art.
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  31. "There's wokeness in the world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting against."
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  32. According to Herzog, the Indians who worked on the film were terrified of Kinski, thought he was a demon , and offered Herzog that they'd kill Kinski for him. Apparently Herzog did not immediately decline lol.
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  33. ā€œScott you may have helped saved the universe with the Avengers, but what have you done lately?! You gotta do better Scott, you gotta step up!ā€ -Scottā€™s Family
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  34. It is a miracle that they refrained from casting Mark Wahlberg in this movie. One of the most important decisions that makes all the difference.
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  35. I feel like this movie reverberates stronger and stronger the more time goes on.
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  36. Love when she says sheā€™s great at controlling her anger while sheā€™s raging hardcore in front of Hulk.
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  37. ā€œEllieā€™s gay by the wayā€ - The Drinker
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  38. the recruiter absolutely stole the show for me in episode one, i don't think a game of rock paper scissors has ever caused my heart to race like that
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  39. I think ANY production that involved Klaus Kinski was probably an insane shoot...
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  40. Disney killed the goose that laid the golden egg, and has the audacity to be shocked that thereā€™s no more gold.
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  41. The fact that SJW's and feminists decried this movie was reason enough for me to want to watch it. The fact that Drinker has given it his seal of approval means I MUST watch this movie.
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  42. Wouldn't it be lovely to live through a period of great video game movies.
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  43. Canā€™t wait for Stallone to star as an elderly steroid riddled former truck driver whoā€™s forced out of retirement to compete in an arm wrestling tournament because his middle-aged son is kidnapped by the ruthless arm wrestling cartel.
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  44. It's actually hilarious watching writers insert themselves into every script
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  45. I hate how continuity is like an allergy to writers nowadays. Like, trying to stay consistent with a fictional worldā€˜s logic is too hard, so we can make up whatever bullshit we want and excuse it by saying, ā€œItā€™s just magic, bro. Ainā€™t gotta explain shit.ā€
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  46. I thought this show was a comedy. Then I realized it's a tragedy - Every single Hulk fan
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  47. ā€œMan wishes he didnā€™t have cancerā€ *Takes back wish because strong woman says so*. Makes sense!
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  48. Such a fantastic film, and also a huge breath of fresh air from the shit that's being pushed out lately like Morbius and Dr Strange, great review Drinker!
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  49. Galadriel: "There is an Imposter Among Us." Sauron with a blonde wig and pointy ears: "Oh no, what shall we do about it?"
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  50. I wish they hadn't made up some new character to be the protagonist
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