Hearted Youtube comments on The Critical Drinker (@TheCriticalDrinker) channel.

  1. You're gonna need a bigger drink.
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  2. The real debate is, which multi-season major plot point amounted to less? a) Bran being the three eyed raven b) Jon being Aegon Targaryan
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  3. Vincent D'Onafrio advised Tom Cruise to get an apartment in London when he told him he was doing a Kubrick film. He said 'you're gonna be filming waaay longer than you think'.
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  4. Captain Marvel really is the most powerful character. Not even Thanos had enough power to destroy the MCU.
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  5. It’s pretty incredible how Scorsese is turning 81 in about a month, and he’s still making great movies that have so much artistic vision and value in them. Whether he’s one of your favorites or not, it’d be very difficult to make the argument that he’s not one of the greatest directors of any generation.
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  6. When the drug dealer kingpin is the most mentally balanced person on the show, it’s a must see
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  7. "why didn't you support this movie?" "You said it wasn't made for me"
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  8. Hopefully this will inspire more companies to go back to just having fun and making good comedies and films without fear of backlash for not pandering to tiktok toddlers.
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  9. Hugh Jackman needs to get an award for his consistently awesome portrayal of Wolverine for over two decades. Imho, Wolverine is the GOAT of the MCU.
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  10. Scuttle was an absolute unit in the animated film. He's the one who conducted the espionage mission that led to the discovery that Ursula was going to marry Eric. He gathered air and sea units to lead a joint operation to stall the wedding, with himself leading multiple bombing runs. He went toe-to-toe against the sea witch, hitting her with a deafening scream which resulted in him getting choked; even through the asphyxiation, he grabbed the locket and pulled until its string broke, crashing the locket to the ground and returning Ariel's voice where it belonged. Now he's just Awkwafina.
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  11. The best thing Covid did was keeping the Cinemas closed so we could all avoid modern cinema
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  12. "Are you getting the subtle message her." Me: Its so loud its defeaning.
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  13. “How are children supposed to learn to act like adults when so much of what they see on television is adults acting like children?” - Thomas Sowell
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  14. I heard Rachel Zegler was quoted saying, "Damn, even I wouldn't have said that!"
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  15. Critical Drinker: "Cast it into the fire! Cancel it!" Amazon: "No..."
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  16. Zack Snyder had the courage to go back to work on this movie despite the bad memories it implied. He even gave up his pay to be able to finance this new version, and he dedicated this work to his daughter. Hats off to him ! This movie is not perfect but is all the same wonderful !
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  17. Predator Dark Ages proved you could have 2 cultures who were LITERALLY at HOLY WAR with eachother and successfully take down the predator together without it being a pile of shite. I don't expect a high dollar studio to be able to pull off that feat.
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  18. Star Trek 1966 made me want to be an engineer (and I did). Star Trek Section 31 made me want to have a lobotomy.
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  19. "Lets be bold and subversive by doing exactly what everyone has been losing money with over the past decade."
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  20. Zac Efron is a rather impressive actor. The fact that he started off as a Disney channel actor, yet went on to become talented both comedically and dramatically is a pleasure to behold.
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  21. "There’s nothing cushy about life in the Women’s Auxiliary Balloon Corps!"- Capt Darling
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  22. Is Glug okay though? That's all I need to know about this battle, I wouldn't want his wife to go widowed and his son to grow up without a father. Wouldn't want him to grow up and engage in fatherless behavior, like looting and pillaging.
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  23. Damn you, you handsome bastard! You fooking got me, and my liver had a moment of hope. You were my introduction to the Fellowship Drinker and the reason I continue to live the purest hedonistic life of endless debauchery. 🍻🍻🍻
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  24. Honestly, Warner Bros should of delayed Justice League while Snyder was dealing with his family tragedy
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  25. Jon Snow's entire dialogue in season 8: -She is my queen -She is my queen -She is my queen -She is my queen -She is YOUR queen -She is my queen -You are my queen
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  26. For the love of God can someone please tell Disney, demeaning great male characters and throwing in talentless girl bosses will NEVER work!
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  27. My favorite thing about this movie is how Patty Jenkins, the writer/director, is saying that it’s a masterpiece. The narcissism is unreal!
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  28. Ariana Grande was a child/teenage actress before she became a singer, that's why she seems so natural on screen.
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  29. Another odd thing about the show was when Sansa berated Theon and told him that he didn’t understand how badly Ramsey treated her. This was after Theon was starved, tortured, mutilated and the Bolton’s sent his manhood back to Pyke in a box.
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  30. I don't think we should gloss over the fact that WonderWoman RAPED the guy Steve Trevor was inhabiting. You can't give consent if you're not in control of your body, which makes it as bad as what Bill Cosby was convicted for except that wonderwonman didn't put Steve's soul in the guy, she just happily took advantage of him. It's like if a guy found an unconscious woman in a park, put the mask of his dead girlfriend over her face and then raped her, except wonderwoman also willingly put his life in danger multiple times, had him break laws and attack the secret service and was actually SAD that she had to give the poor guy his body back, not because it was the right thing to do, but so she could get her powers back. What if the guy had a girlfriend or was married? What if he was a devout Christian and virgin and was saving himself for marriage? What if he was gay? What about the crimes they committed with his body? The violation of this poor guy's dignity, privacy, autonomy, and life is utterly astounding and Wonder woman is now a totally self centered terrible person and RAPIST and Patty Jenkins wrote this garbage which speaks volumes about her character.
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  31. Just hit em' with the Tarantino: "I reject your hypothesis."
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  32. One of the main rules of critical drinker, if he calls something good unironically, then you know it’s worth it.
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  33. “The Fresh Prince of Rivendale” I almost spit out my drink on that one
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  34. Not even Walt Disney himself can muster up enough imagination to pretend Gal Gadot is jealous of Rachel Zegler’s looks…
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  35. “Maybe you should stop antagonizing your fans” Star Wars: “Nah it’ll be fine”
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  36. Production Hell: The Drinker's Liver
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  37. Seeing Plagueis brought in for a cameo made me shout out loud, “OH COME THE F_CK ON!” It just ruins canon more and makes Anakin’s birth even less special.
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  38. Filoni was more concerned about being celebrated for his female characters, than he was telling a compelling story.
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  39. That was one of the angriest “go away now” sign offs ever. Well deserved, Disney.
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  40. All this because Peter Dinklage felt he could speak on behalf of everyone with his condition - now we have to deal with these CGI abominations.
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  41. It’s really crazy how recommends from “professional movie critics” never bring me the same excitement to watch something unlike The Critical Drinker.
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  42. Thank the maker it's finally over
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  43. The only part of this show that was near perfect was Henry Cavill as Geralt. He was amazing.
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  44. Some will call it “actions without consequences,” I call it “lazy writing”
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  45. The Caesar trilogy is proof that reboots can be awesome when the teams behind them care about things like story and character instead of relying on the brand name to sell it and going with a lazy check box mentality with the script.
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  46. After watching everyone get massacred and burnt to a crisp Arya: "I know a killer when I see one" Thanks Sherlock
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  47. Drinker in a kilt, spitting truth. My Saturday is complete!
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  48. Dear heavens, Gil-Galad looks like trash in his armor... "The last elven king" looks like a 50 years old dad...
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  49. When I saw Pattinson in the lead I thought 'maybe there's actually a story here' but the desire to see it was quickly squashed by the knowledge that Ruffalo was the villain. Thank you for preserving 2 hours of my life that I might have squandered. Sucks too because it's been a long winter & I'd love a reason to take the family out to the movies.
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  50. “Of course it was successful, it had 162 trillion milliseconds of watch time”
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