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  1. The movie is called Damsel and it came out in 2024 on Netflix. With that information alone, you can predict everything about it - the plot, the setting, ThE MeSsAgE, the characters - everything.
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  2. R Lee Ermey’s “anti-PC” insults are a thing of legend
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  3. "I dont want lunch. I want breakfast."
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  4. The numernorians saying elves took our jobs was and still is one of the dumbest epic scenes in history!
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  5. I know I'm not the only one to say this, but The Rings of Power series makes The Hobbit Trilogy look like a masterpiece.
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  6. Adding Cole to the epic fight between Scorpion and Sub-Zero was a senseless buzz-kill.
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  7. There's nothing quite like dry, Scottish sarcasm.
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  8. Raul Julia, the only man that realized street fighter was a comedy, RIP
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  9. A few minutes scene where Emily Blunt Character stood up for Oppenheimer in that tiny court room showed more power and intelligence than all the mary sue(s) in the past decade combined... including Barbie
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  10. Can we please acknowledge the "hero moment" where the Barbies use emotional manipulation and infidelity to get what they want actually makes them the bad guys?
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  11. This movie was funnier than a lot of modern “comedy” movies
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  12. That idea that people with disabilities CAN'T be evil is one of the most insulting things I've ever heard. Here's the thing about people with disabilities; they're people. They can be good or bad, but most likely, they're somewhere in between. Treating them with kids gloves is exactly what most of them despise. Hell, South Park got praise because Jimmy and Timmy were always just treated like regular kids.
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  13. Skeleton Crew did more world building in the first 15 minutes than the acolyte did all season! It's charming so far.
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  14. just hoping this isn't a 'soon I will have a new apprentice, one far younger and more powerful'
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  15. the fact that there are no jokes in the trailer is already a profit
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  16. My wife wonders why I watch nothing but 80s and 90s classics. THIS IS WHY
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  17. A villain being so far up his own ass that he literally has his own traveling orchestra to hype him up us actually such a cool concept. But unfortunately it's terribly executed here.
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  18. I really liked that part in the first movie where some guy tries to hit on her and she hurts him. A superhero abusing her power against a normal man all because she didn't like what he said. That's what real heroes do.
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  19. You have to be amused by the modern contradiction that Lara Croft has been turned into a strong female character...by making her physically and emotionally weaker. Must be my outdated definition of the word 'strong'.
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  20. I've been reading user reviews stating this movie as "boring" and "not enough action", which is exactly why I can't wait to see it. I'm done with generic movies that accommodate to the ADHD generation, who think that Alien Romulus is the "best" Alien movie in the franchise, because it has lots of trite easy to follow dialogue and naff CGI action sequences. I'm sure it's not perfect, but it's got to be better than most of the tat that comes out of Hollywood these days.
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  21. I’m glad you had the GUTS to review this . Most “reviewers “ won’t touch this film because they are afraid of offending their fan base and are just cowards. You can separate the politics and just judge it as a FILM. Thanks.
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  22. "Nothing takes the sting out of these tough economic times like watching a bunch of millionaires giving golden statues to each other" ~ Billy Crystal
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  23. Everyone to Hobbit Movie Trilogy: "Perhaps we treated you too harshly."
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  24. We live in an era where the biggest media corporations keep breaking records of the most awful stuff produceable
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  25. The fact Marvel’s priority was finding a way for Blade to pass the torch to his daughter in his DEBUT film, rather than focus on him hunting Vampires says it all. The message corrupts everything.
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  26. I watched this one with my 13 year old Grandson. We had an absolute blast. We started the movie by accident when we clicked the wrong title on Netflix... And were hooked. It's awesome, my inebriated reviewer!!
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  27. YESSSSS LONG DRINKLER
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  28. Harrison Ford while filming Brave New World: “Let’s shoot this piece of shit.”
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  29. "We want to eat your brains" - Agreed Venom, agreed.
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  30. As you reviewed this film and I noticed scenes that were new to me.... I realized I must have fallen asleep watching
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  31. Drinker: " Is it the older films that driving the excitement of this movie." Me: Green Goblin Laugh.
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  32. Chris Redfield didn't go missing. Nobody just bothered to look into a gym conveniently attached to a steroid factory.
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  33. The angriest "GO AWAY NOW!" yet. Good job Amazon, you really fucked things up if the Drinker is this mad
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  34. Thanks, Drinker, this video hit the mark - far beyond the scope of movies.
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  35. Spider-Man needs to be the new face of the MCU. Not Captain Marvel.
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  36. i like how their version of "dramatic acting" is just yelling really loud
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  37. In every cynic there's a disappointed idealist. I forgot the Critical Drinker actually likes movies and this was the best review I've seen so far for Everything Everywhere. Appreciate the work you put in, dog.
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  38. Robert Downey Jr. cast as Darth Vader should fix this
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  39. Tom Cruise never misses. Seeing him save action cinema pleasing the audience and without woke politics is always a delight. Hope it makes a billion.
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  40. Captain Creatively Bankrupt.
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  41. She went from literally defeating the God of War in an epic battle taking place in the midst of WW1, To giving a shit speech.
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  42. I call him Helen Kellebrimbor because he's deaf and blind to everything that's happening around him.
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  43. When asked for input on the movie the real Kevin Von Erich just said "The thing I care about most is that people know how much my brothers and I loved each other." I think he would approve.
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  44. An American remake that misses the point? I am shocked 😂
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  45. On another note, I like to think the reason why the grain is so important to the empire is because Zack read/watched Dune before making Rebel Moon and thought "Hey, that Spice stuff is pretty cool. Let's put it in my movie as well, but a bit different." He who controls the grain, controls the universe. This is probably not the case, but we're talking about Zack Snyder, so everything is possible.
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  46. Sony could have just made a spiderman vs venom movie
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  47. I dragged my dad along, who was apprehensive about seeing a kids' movie, but I had heard good things and we have a habit of seeing movies together to critique them and I saw him fall in love with The Last Wish in real time. We both had a blast, it's an instant classic.
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  48. I'm a girl and I totally LOVED the trilogy with Legend, Anniversary, and Underworld. I might have been a little late for the Tomb Raider series, I haven't played the previous games, still, I was almost instantly hooked on Legend. I actually loved her outfits and it never bothered me that she always looked sexy. Just the opposite, it showed me that I don't have to be the typical girly girl to be attractive. She's become one of my greatest role models. When the new series came out, I haven't played it because I wasn't attracted when I saw the trailers, I watched a walkthrough, it instantly seemed like a disappointment. I think the video greatly summarizes the problems. I would like to add, that in the new series, they basically took away her sexiness, inside and outside, and made a neutral character. The acrobatic moves were my favorite things in the games I played. In the new games (2013 and up), she could easily be replaced by a male character. Sorry to say that, feminists ruined the game.
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  49. Movie of the year 2019 hands down for me. They actually took time for character development and emotion? They actually made you understand and feel what he's going through? They actually gave a damn about the script and story? Made you consider both sides and that everything isn't simple black and white?! What witchcraft is this?! No wonder SJWs left the theater saying they were terrified.
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  50. The woman is the hero? Damn, I didn't see THAT one coming......
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