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  32. Here's some jokes from Romania when I was a child.... 1. Question: Why in communist Romania the shops were made at least 5 km away from each other? Answer: So that the queues do not tangle. 2. In Ceaushescu's time, there is a stamp with Ceaushescu. Ceaushescu, disguised, goes to a post office to see how the stamp is sold. "It's not sold," says the clerk. - Why? - It does not stick. Ceaushescu asks for a stamp, spits on the glue, put it on an envelope, and tell the clerk: "Why do you say he does not stick?" Look, it sticks! "Yes," says the clerk, "but everybody spit on the other side. 3. Ceaushescu goes to Russia on a visit to Brezhnev. Amazed by the luxury he lives in, he asks him where he has so much money. The Russian says, "Well, you see the bridge there? - Yeah ... - That cost 100,000 rubles. And from such a large amount a part goes into my pocket ... Brezhnev is coming to Bucharest next year and he is amazed at the luxury in which Ceaushescu is living, so he asks how he can afford it. Ceaushescu replies, "Well, you see that bridge?" - Which bridge? - That bridge costs 100,000,000 lei ... 4. Two people are talking. At one point, one of them says, "Come on, let me tell you the last joke with Ceaushescu that I heard. The other one says, "God, that's a shame of you, I see you a good man, why do you need trouble?" I work for the Securitate (Secret Police). - Oh, are you working on the Securitate? Then there's no problem, I'll repeat the joke until you get caught up. 5. In Ceausescu's time a guy enters a store: "Excuse me, do you have fish here?" - No, here we do not have meat, next door there is no fish.. (this is very similar with one you told Sergei) 6. Question: - What is Securitate (Secret Police)? Answer: - The heart of the party, which beats hard! 7. Question: - In Ceaushescu's time, what was coldest than cold water in the winter? Answer: Hot water.
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