Comments by "Andrew Barratt" (@FatNorthernBigot) on "Andrew Lawrence" channel.

  1. Frankly, the thought of going to London for a "jolly day out" is akin to going to Gaza for a stag night. 😂
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  2. My daughter claims to be gay. She may well be, of course, but when its as trendy as it currently is, it's difficult to tell whether or not she'll be "back on solids" in the near future. When she came out, she had the full support of both my wife and I, and as a consequence was quite disappointed. I thought Little Britain's "only gay in the village" was supposed to be a bit of fun, not LGBQ+ foreshadowing.
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  3. I've never been on Twitter. It sounds like an absolute shit show, full of purple-haired prats, desperate to find offense at anyone with an opinion. If I wanted that, I'd go back to university.
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  4. Nothing says "level-headed" like an enraged mob of religious extremists. 😂 "Mob Justice" is an oxymoron.
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  5. Yes, who would want to be remembered as a decorated soldier and humanitarian, when you can go on "Oprah"?
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  6. He's on his way out, and that is "all white" by me 👍
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  7. It's becoming increasing obvious that Islamists define themselves by hate rather than the "love" mentioned in this video 😨
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  8. Their sense of entitlement is shocking... I mean, they don't even have to steer 😀
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  9. If you live outside of London, modern adverts appear to be made for foreign lands. They certainly do not reflect my life, or the people around me.
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  10. My sister-in-law managed to travel all the way from New Zealand to the UK this week, without issue. Shame, as I can't stand the miserable cow.
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  11. Remember "Things can only get better!!!"? They didn't.
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  12. Watching a copper, standing mob-handed with his piggy friends, shouting "Your tweet caused someone anxiety!" is ironic, to say the least.
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  13. Perhaps this is the "inclusion" and "diversity" people talk about.
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  14. How can we not have a two tier system? We have a community which has very different values and culture, completely separate from that of the natives. It's either a two tier system, or violent clashes. This is the result of a war criminal's vision for Britain the late 90's. It's a bit of a bizarre quagmire, isn't it?
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  15. Those making decisions on how we tackle climate change are not the ones who pay for them. It reminds me of the Generals in World War I, trying anything to see what works, with little to no regard for their foot soldiers.
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  16. I've watched every video. Sometimes I agree with them, sometimes not, but they are always entertaining. Thank you, Andrew.
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  17. Nish Kumar's response when people point-out his racist hypocrisy will be interesting. I assume he'll use phrases like "white supremacist", "Twitter mob" etc... No doubt he'll point-out a hateful death-threat, possibly real, maybe not, and play the victim.
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  18. It's not democracy, it's a dilemma.
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  19. I've watched GB News. It is not far-right, and a few years ago, GB News would have been mainstream media.
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  20. This is one of those "investigations" that goes on forever, bores the tits off everyone and eventually reaches a vague, ineffective conclusion we couldn't care less about.
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  21. Milei is definitely "quite a character", rather than everyone else at Davos who broadly come under the banner of "quite a c-nt". Lets hope his, lets say, "revisionist" outlook doesn't get him into involuntary suicide. 😕
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  22. The first police officer killed in a riot will be referred to as "mostly alive", and his mourning partner as "mostly cheerful".
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  23. I believe GPs receptionists should get a hefty pay rise. They're working hard, making sure you never speak to anyone with even the vaguest of medical qualifications. Well done, GP receptionists, and I'll see you all in hell.
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  24. I can confirm Andrew Lawrence is a "decent turn".
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  25. Now I feel Christmassy. Throw another bit of furniture on the fire, gran!!! 😉
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  26. We're now in the bizarre situation where men have to stand up for women's rights. As a middle-aged man who has been described as "sexist" on occasion, this annoys me.
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  27. John Cleese was, is, and will continue to be, a total legend! I'm sure he's not expecting the Spanish inquisition, either.
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  28. Finally a politician that speaks his mind, or not.
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  29. We need to stamp out fascism with extreme violence and a abolition of people's rights! That should do the trick. Do we have a curfew, yet?
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  30. I'm guessing the left will be very quiet over this.
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  31. It is an Islamic tradition that wives walk behind their husbands, but now, thanks to the danger of landmines, they're encouraged to walk ahead of them. Now, that is feminist progress, right there. 👍🤣
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  32. If Dr Gideon was a true Europhile, he'd get his winky out in Lidl, not Tesco!
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  33. "The BBC is all about inclusion. No, not you. Inclusion for everyone but you! Can we have our license fee, now?" 🤣
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  34. I'm all for feminism. Please put as many female workers into coalmines, sewers and all manual labour jobs as there are male workers, and it'll be a start.
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  35. Is the light at the end of the tunnel just an oncoming train? 😨🤣
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  36. I wonder if any of the attendees are back from their "gap yar" where the food was authentically ethnic and they really learnt about other cultures?
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  37. Presidential quotes.... Franklin D. Roosevelt: "The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today". Biden: "Get off my lawn!".
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  38. Well, the Royal family are supposed to represent the good people of Great Britain. Boycotting the biased BBC really does represent the values of their subjects. 😀
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  39. Is there a more bizarre video title than "Submarine hypocrisy of woke 'Liberals'"? It's a sign-of-the-times that it actually makes sense.
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  40. The NHS needs protecting from sick people? Surely that's their biggest customer.
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  41. I guess modern democracy means “choosing the most fragrant dog turd”.
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  42. Nike should make larger, softer shinpads so The England team can more comfortably "Take the knee". 🤣
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  43. If Corden was truly British, he would have politely accepted the hairy soup, and then written a damning online review, later that evening.
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  44. This is the first time I've seen someone win an election before the actual election occurs. 😂
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  45. Literally no one is shocked by this, but the question is... Why are they revealing the truth, now? 🤔
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  46. I'm not entirely sure why students think they've the right to remain unoffended.
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  47. I parked in Boston, Linc, last night. It was a pound to park all evening, and there was a machine that accepted cash. I felt quite nostalgic.
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  48. Ha, ha!!! Up yours, Frenchie!!! 😀
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  49. I don't eat plants. The food I eat eats plants.
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  50. If this winter of discontent is gonna be anything like the last one, the music has to get waaaaay better.
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