Comments by "Andrew Barratt" (@FatNorthernBigot) on "Andrew Lawrence" channel.

  1. Now the BLM organisers all have nice homes, there doesn't seem much point in knee-taking.
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  2. If daddy has to pay Jemima's compensation for "their" ambulance-stopping antics, or he's suddenly involved in litigation with a local museum, then maybe some other non-binary pillock will have to "stop" oil. Finally some good news. 👍
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  3. American seems to have elected it's first female president without knowing it.
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  4. If only everyone treated the purple-haired, permanently-offended Twitter liars like Jimmy Carr does... ignore them.
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  5. "I know what all the correct opinions are, and I know exactly what I'm allowed to think and say." I don't think anything sums up the current political climate better than this.
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  6. This is far too balanced and level-headed for LBC.
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  7. We are being told what to do, say and think by a tiny minority of shouty, over-entitled activists on Twitter. We made the mistake of thinking their opinions matched commonly-held beliefs of the nation, and now we need to admit we were wrong.
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  8. "Moral absolutists"... I've not heard this phrase before, but I couldn't agree more. Thank you, Andrew, for adding some much needed perspective.
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  9. The more the government acts like our nanny, the more I want to go out and give my friends a firm handshake (I'm not the hugging kind). 🤝
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  10. If you asked me to draw a picture of Sir Keir from memory, I'm not even sure I'd draw a face.
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  11. Andrew Lawrence works harder now, than before the lockdown. Talk about being handed a lemon and making lemonade. Now, if only there was a way to sell that lemonade.🤔
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  12. Sir Keir Starmer is the voice of controversy. Any "hot button" topic, and he's right in there, telling it how it is. Or isn't. Possibly.
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  13. I like the good people of Manchester's priorities... No BLM bollocks for them, they riot about important issues. Football! ⚽
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  14. Everyone's had a crack at Afghanistan... As a general rule of thumb, if your target is happy to run around wearing their enemies head as a makeshift hat, you'd best them to it.
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  15. I'm sick and tired of people stereotyping larger gentlemen, such as myself. We're not all food-obsessed gannets! Are those chocolate digestives? Milk or plain? Looks like there's a couple left. Just sayin'.
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  16. It feels like a 100 years.
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  17. The entire British road network is not built for the volume of traffic it now receives and is essentially a house of cards... One incident and the whole thing comes crashing down.
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  18. My dad's the same age as Biden and we don't let him use the TV remote.
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  19. I don't understand how the left can be über critical of the colonialism of 200 years ago, yet defend the horrors of modern-day Islamic fundamentalism.
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  20. Alien: "I know... Let's defy the laws of physics, travel hundreds of lightyears, fly around Canada only to be shot down." 🤣
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  21. It's okay. We don't need a new generation. I'm sure that the thousands of illegal immigrants appearing on our shores will look after us in our old age. 🤣
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  22. My mum's a keen gardener, and at 78-years-old, I don't know if she's familiar with this week's identity politics nonsense. I'd better disown her, just in case.
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  23. Black privilege is being able to blame your problems on someone else, regardless of your own mistakes or responsibilities.
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  24. If Prince Harry wants to sit in the middle of a busy M25, I’m all for it. He can bring "Woko Ono" with him, too.
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  25. I've seen some very old chief inspectors, which proves you can not die of shame.
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  26. Is there anyone who thought there would be no consequences to the government's "furlough" scheme? We knew we'd pay for it somehow, and here it is. I was laid off for 9 months from a company that was thriving. During this time I was called by colleagues, still employed, who wanted advice. I was stupid enough to give it to them. I'm as mad at myself as I am at them.
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  27. "...and heaven knows I'm miserable, now". 😂
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  28. The Guardian were rubbing their hands with glee when reporting this.
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  29. I'm not sure who Labour is supposed to represent, these days. It used to be the working class, but now it's just mired in voter-repelling identity politics.
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  30. 😂I've no need to call LBC as I'm quite aware of my own ignorance. However, I wasn't ignorant enough to vote Labour just to spite the Conservative government.
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  31. We're at a stage where the people of Ireland have considerably more disposable income than those in the UK, and if that isn't the result of a weak, directionless government, I don't know what is.
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  32. I'm so pleased international picture agencies quickly removed the photo. The internet has a reputation for integrity, and there's no place for a completely harmless, if modified, picture of the Princess and her family. I'm sure the agency's decision was based on a passion for truth and honesty and not because of some grubby, predictable, anti-monarchist ideology. 😉
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  33. My 6-year-old daughter can't remember a time before Covid-19. I can't imagine what damage the lockdowns have done to her.
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  34. The Mash Report once had a right-of-centre-comic guest for a couple of minutes... Geoff Norcott. They treated him like some sort of Victorian freak show, and was announced as the "Voice of the right", as if he was the only one. Well done BBC, unbiased as ever, how the Tories gained power, we'll never know.
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  35. A few years ago, this would be the scoop of the year and the population shocked at her insincere response. How far politicians have fallen.😮
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  36. Looking on the bright side, there are fewer people willing to defend this situation, fewer people pretending to care about migrant children that don't exist, and fewer people suggesting the boats are packed with asylum seekers.
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  37. Can you imagine what the audience for this production will be like? The pure stench of purple hair dye, jazz hands instead of applause, desperate to take offense at anything.
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  38. The one character where Andrew's appearance is actually helpful.
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  39. I can't wait to waste my money on "Stupid Bollocks". 👍
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  40. Whoever created the algorithm is a massive floof.
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  41. I've got two hyperactive children, and I'm thinking of taking up class A drugs. I mean, those drugs got an A, they must be awesome.
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  42. Just in case I ever feel in some way pointlessly optimistic, I always watch Andrew's excellent daily content. My cheerful demeanour has been delayed, yet again. 😂
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  43. Boris has a "punch me" face, not "punch you". Get your facts right, Abbott.
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  44. Unless psychological and economic depression cure C-19, I can't see another lockdown working.
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  45. Keith's mate has found a great way of creating herd immunity. Well done to all those who are looking out for others, not just themselves. 😂
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  46. Well, we all know what this Christmas will be about... Civil Disobedience! I feel more strongly about the Christmas than a white, media studies student feels about supporting B. L. M. 🎶Deck the Halls with Covid19, fa la la la laah, and all that shit.
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  47. It's a religion of peace! Didn't you listen to the BBC? How many times do they have to say it before you believe them??? 🙁
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  48. Thank goodness you can't die of mental illnesses, such as chronic depression. Oh, hang on...
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  49. Lineker is the UK's best-paid wing nut.
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  50. As a northerner, I'd like a free whippet! I will train it to attack anyone who tries to enforce pointless, damaging and heavily debunked lockdown restrictions.
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