Comments by "Andrew Barratt" (@FatNorthernBigot) on "Andrew Lawrence" channel.

  1. Hey, the BBC isn't biased, it even has an experienced right-of-middle -ground political correspondent in the form of Andrew Neil. Aaaaaand... He's gone. Okay, they're not even trying to look unbiased, now.
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  2. I was once called a fascist on YouTube, for claiming the Acorn Electron was an under-powered home computer. I don't think students understand what real fascism is, so they're not going to be interested on the political source of any financial donations.
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  3. A lot has been made of Megan's ethnicity... I can't be the only person who had no clue she wasn't white. Let's face it, next to Prince Harry, most people look like they're from the BAME community.
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  4. Keir could make this exact speech and have no repercusions. He doesn't care and continually gets away with it. What him on PM's questiontime. He knows it's all meaningless and blatently avoids tough questions.
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  5. Can't you just sell your dad's biscuits? Most people love ginger nuts and a sponge finger.
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  6. Brave words from Johnny, legitimate person of colour. As a chunky man, and Gregg's enthusiast, I also consider myself "Brave", but my GP says I need to lose 5 stones of bravery.
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  7. Woko Ono really knows how to play the media. I wonder what secrets she will reveal when she becomes increasingly desperate for attention?
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  8. I just can't get behind they/them as a pronoun. I was happily oblivious to pronouns until a few years ago, and trying to use "they" in a sentence where "he" usually does the trick melts my brain. Like Stewie Griffin once said... "Good for they".
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  9. They should be called the World Health DISorganisation. Oh yeah, I said it.
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  10. No mask for me. Unless I'm shopping in Lidl. Then it's two masks.
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  11. My Mrs is taking the kids to France for the week, leaving me to wallow in my own crapulence, order takeaways and generally wander around in my underpants. If I don't get banned by Deliveroo, something has gone horribly wrong.
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  12.  @justchris123  I don't mind if she's genuinely gay. I just don't wont her making any life decisions based on TikTok.
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  13. Andrew has a way with words, doesn't he?
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  14. Comedy, ladies and gentlemen. 😨I agree with every word, Andrew, and fuck me, I'm now depressed.
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  15. "...they're living their dream" 😁 The most cynical punchline I've ever heard.
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  16. I'm starting to get all my news from this channel. Not sure if that's a good thing, or not. Okay, realistically, it's not.
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  17. I assumed it would be those who want the vaccine have it, and those that don't, live with any consequences. What happened to individual responsibility?
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  18. I'll be the first to admit, that a bottle of wine, and 5+ pints of lager would also give me "mental health issues". 😂
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  19. Devon residents should be grateful... They now know how to spell diarrhoea. 😂
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  20. I wonder how many of the ‘twitter pile on’ claim to be anti-bullying.
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  21. I understand students will be indoctrinated with "anti" racism, and ironically, after graduation they will be anti employable.
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  22. I've never seen such a nil-nil drubbing. I'm no longer proud to be English, and will take no pleasure whatsoever when Scotland get annihilated in the next round.
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  23. I knelt down, but when I got up, I still felt privileged. What am I doing wrong?
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  24. I clapped for the first time on Thursday, and I never felt more socially awkward. Bugger that, the NHS will have to get by without my rigid, enforced appreciation.
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  25. I'm so pleased we're being cleansed of the scourge of slavery. Until recently, when anarchists started removing statues, everyone was pro-slavery, so well done, Prof, and your righteous foot-soldiers.
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  26. I'd apologise for my Britishness, but that's just rubbing it in. Sorry. (damn it)
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  27. I believe she recorded her time at the palace. No one would do such a thing with good intentions.
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  28. A Dr called me on Friday. I asked why she called me and she informed me I requested the call. Apparently, I made that request nearly three weeks ago. I don't remember what was wrong with me three weeks ago, but it's just as well that time is a healer, cos the NHS isn't.
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  29. You're welcome! When I get fed up with office work, I find motivation knowing most of my tax is going to a bunch of scroungers almost as grateful as you.
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  30. If I was married to Woko Ono, I'd fly back to London, too.
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  31. There's nothing like slipping-under the radar, is there? 😁 I'm still listening to the Phil Collins song that popped into my head upon seeing the title of this video. I wish you nothing but good luck, Mr L. 👍
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  32. We live in a society where the worst admin assistant is valued more that the best mother.
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  33. Andrew's got money to throw away on tabards! How the other half live.
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  34. I was a posh little book wanker. Just a wanker, now.
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  35. If we can't speak freely without judgement, we might as well not talk at all.
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  36.  @paulyoung4422  there's always a client in the barber's chair, next to the window, but I'm pretty sure it's the same guy every time. 😀
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  37. I paid for, and watched, Louis’ latest album. It was probably the funniest comedy hour I’ve seen since he 90s. I don’t believe it would have been as funny if he hadn’t been a social pariah for five years.
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  38. Keir Starmer is like the black woman in hindsight from Family Guy.
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  39. Germany were shamed into providing tanks to the Ukraine. I completely understand their reluctance... Poking that Russian bear with a stick until it bites seems a foolhardy foreign policy. How this will end is anyone's guess but it will be unpleasant.
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  40. Rich and entitled aside, he's still got ginger bollocks.
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  41. Does Pizza Express offer underage girls? I didn't even think they had an ice cream machine. Don't get me wrong, I'd expect those kind of shenanigans from Pizza Hut.
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  42. If "Ho's" like anything, it's banging and a high-vis jacket.
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  43. Perhaps this is Andrew's most controversial video to date. Great stuff! Personally, I prefer the Catholic church's stance, because as a white male, I might get touched up. Any port in a storm, and all that.
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  44. I'm pretty sure the license fee will soon be collected as part of sharia law, and a fatwa issued to those delinquent in payment. "Land of Woke-arsed Stories"? No? Oh well, please yourselfs.
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  45. I love diversity in TV programming! It makes every show look like something from The Muppets... Turn on the telly and there's a white one, a black one, one with purple hair, often a bear, a green one that tells everyone what to do, and one that's three times larger than the others. We all love The Muppets, so lets embrace diversity. 👍🤣
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  46. If this wonder drug is deep-fried I might give it a go.
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  47. I don't think I've heard anyone express commonsense views in such a succinct and accurate way.
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  48. Oh well. At least we don’t live in Australia.
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  49. I thought Andrew was getting soft when he suggested some women are capable of the physical strength required to become a firefighter. Then he called them "Steroidal bull dykes". Nice one, Mr Lawrence, and it's good to see you haven't lost your edge.
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  50. Don't ask a copper confusing, trick questions such as "How are you?". They hate that.
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