Comments by "surely you joke, mein failüre" (@surelyyoujokemeinfailure7531) on "CBS Evening News" channel.

  1. Does Trump pray to Hitler and Stalin every night? Those 'leaders' too were happy to send their own countrymen marching into the wood chipper.
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  2. Everyone craps on upstate NY. Has a high birth rate yet a low growth rate .. can't find much future there so most everyone leaves.
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  3.  @JordanMelbyVlogs  When facts and science "brainwash" a person, that's properly referred to as "education". Dammit who let all the nutters out of the crazy house?
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  4.  @marge3477  Unfortunately you are correct :(
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  5.  Ray Vorontsoff  What he says or didn't say is no concern of mine. What's important to realize now is that if we don't first corral then defeat the virus, we'll have no future whatsoever.
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  6.  @benitosotelo444  Sorry it's you who are the bootlicker. Trump's stupid travel ban allowed some 40K non-Chinese to fly here from China during the months before total lockdown. We see the results now. Who let all you nutters out of the crazy house? Did you not make it past 3rd grade? Your brain seems to be full of holes and not working right.
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  7.  @laurenmarievee6876  Simpleminded fools exist in every part of the world - but only in America are the likes of Alex Jones, Sean Hannity, and Donald Judas Trump allowed to lie to them so flagrantly under the guise of "free speech".
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  8. It's not that mind-boggling. Trump's fine people chose to opt out of reality awhile back. They exist in some bizarre alt-factoid world
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  9. If you'd been paying attention to the news, you'd notice that it was Putin starting it up again .. like in Donbass and like in the Crimea. Good thing Biden isn't appeasing like Trump did.
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  10.  @Bacuda09  Putin had to move up the schedule now that his little manchurian candidate comrade Trumpski isn't pulling the strings anymore. No doubt Trunpski would be saying, presently, how Ukraine supposedly belongs to Russia because some people there know how to speak Russian.
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  11.  @Bacuda09  Re "lol. Biden gave putin" << This BS lie is why friends don't let friends get their "news" from propaganda outlets like FOXed Noise. In case you don't watch the news, the only thing Biden has given Putin is a great big headache, all because he has the balls/spine/brain to stand up to Putin's bullying. You trolls are super low quality today. Is the A team off working their shift at the WalMart loading dock today or something?
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  12. With approximately 70 million people traveling for the holiday (about the same number that voted for Sweet Potato Hitler, who downplays the virus) it's going to be more like a mile-high tsunami than a "surge".
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  13. This virus spreads whenever and wherever people gather too close together indoors. That is all. Significant risk factors include age, diabetes, and skin pigmentation.
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  14. Yes he has. Let's tune in to the Biden inauguration on Jan 20th.
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  15.  @icontrolmythoughts4712  What proof have you of that? Crickets. Pull your head out. Or don't. Lately I've harvested enough MAGA tears to sell the stuff as springwater by the gallon.
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  16. Sure, sure, Putin has nothing to do with it. Could the Russian trolls here possibly be any dumber? (don't take that as a challenge, please)
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  17.  @mee091000  He doesn't understand history either. Probably doesn't know that the Axis powers were in American waters, sinking American ships.
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  18.  @OPERATIONNEMESIS11  Hopefully someone's moved an A-10 squadron to near the western border of Ukraine. Show Putin a little of the only kind of love he responds to ;)
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  19. Translation: Trump extorted something out of the other party by holding America hostage again.
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  20. If they wanted to go after Trump, they'd just target Swamp-a-Lago instead, which hasn't got the nice defenses that DC does.
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  21.  @gmfb521  So far the governors are showing more responsibility than your favorite orange clown - what have you to say about that? "omg" LOL
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  22.  @suserman7775  Show me the link to that one.
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  23.  @gmfb521  I believe facts. Recordings are nice too. Like that one of Trump saying it'll just go away on its own like a cold, how people can keep going to work, about how we have only 15 cases now and they're all disappearing on their own. I guess you somehow misconstrue those things to mean something else?
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  24. I love the comments. 95% whackjobs whose only reason for doubting covid is that it hasn't happened to them yet.
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  25.  @toddlarson7489  One of my local friends (30s, went to the gym all the time, boxed) had the 14-week version of it. Almost killed him. Now his lungs are scarred and he's got lasting issues. Other than that I lost three friends in other states to covid .. and I can't bring myself to delete their numbers from my phone yet :(
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  26. Sadly, the Republicans borrowed a page from Orwell when they named their election-stealing efforts "stop the steal". Stalin couldn't have come up with a better name himself.
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  27. Besides "Mango Mussolini", some call him the "Incredible Sulk".
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  28.  @onetwo3549  Or wasn't it just like the flu? I can't remember any years in the past where the white house tested all visitors and staff constantly for the flu.
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  29. Considering that people can be giving off virus for weeks before testing positive, there's hope for the nation yet.
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  30. If Trump wants to reopen the country, he should take the lead and show us by resuming his rallies and shaking hands with his fans and meeting regular Americans. He canceled all those things. It's as if he knows there's a potentially deadly disease circulating.
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  31. He's probably eying fake-Dr Oz to take Dr Fauci's place.
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  32.  Oplitis Λ  On what facts do you base the statement about Trump being one of the best leaders? I want to hear that.
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  33.  Oplitis Λ  Hope you're right that Fauci is unlikely to be fired .. because this morning Hair Fuhrer retweeted a "Fire Fauci!" thing.
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  34. @Bo Bo Bo Hopefully. Got a problem with that? The dark ages are calling you.
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  35. @Bo Bo Bo If you advertise to the public that you will paint all nudes, then that is what you will do. Are you attempting to imply that the website design (which this Kim Davis refuses to do) is all about gay nudes?
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  36.  @MISTER23G02xx  When you say ""rainbow terrorist" you can forget about anyone taking you seriously anymore. Have a good day.
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  37.  @wormsali  No thanks, I go out to the woods almost every day. Gotta get fresh air and exercise.
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  38.  @wormsali  Hey, if you think Trump is right about how it's safe outside, prove it. Maybe touch a whole bunch of convenience store door handles then eat a bag of cips without washing your hands first. Dare ya.
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  39.  @someonerandom704  Re "Corporate greed. Those workers shouldn't have even been in the plant while there was a 5 am tornado." << To add to that - Amazon has a huge carbon footprint (helping cause climate instability which could have led to the tornado) and was launching tourists into space within 48 hours.
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  40.  @enturnetrol7869  Awwww did your tender feefees got hut again? Tuck them away before I kick you again. FFS.
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  41. Neville Chamberlain was more like a Trump. Back in 2019, what Trump claimed about the Crimea (which Putin violently "annexed") was that because some people there spoke Russian, the place belongs to Russia. Thank God that sh*twit isn't in the white house anymore.
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  42. Poor Putin. His little Quisling Donny-boy Trump isn't around to provide cover for Russia.
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  43. At least they're doing fact reporting. Tucker Carlson is probably telling his zombie lemmings that it came from all the NYC gays making the angels cry.
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  44. This from the same dolt who claims without proof that windmills cause cancer, or claims without evidence that he didn't sharpie-edit that weather forecast.
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  45.  @epic103  Re "Almost every major news story during Trump's term" << How quickly you forget - if you even knew in the first place. Do you remember any of these? The firing of James Comey. The resignation of Michael Flynn. Dissolving the Office of Government Ethics. Firing the Global Pandemic Response Team set up by Obama. None of that based on "fake news". As usual, you're just another Trumptard nitwit.
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  46.  @epic103  Repeating your shopworn nonsense, in the face of the greatest criminal to chair-warm at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, is not a very good look on you, but it is one you richly deserve as someone who defends a criminal regime that worked only to destroy America and its future interests. No doubt he made boss Putin happy, but that's about it.
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  47. Actually that was Trump, who decided not to protest Russia's seizure of the Crimean peninsula. Heck, he probably wouldn't have protested Russia seizing Florida. No balls, no spine, no brain.
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  48. That's not even remotely plausible, since everyone knows the maga types spend their waking hours insisting that Obama was violating the constitution only they can't explain exactly how or even when.
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  49.  D. w  Only you could draw a connection that doesn't exist.
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  50.  @jdee8407  Oh, so you think that cherrypicking a few examples constitutes an evaluation of a whole field? Do you distrust all engineers because some of them once called the Titanic unsinkable? (rhetorical question .. every day you trust your life to vehicles and equipment designed by engineers)
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