Comments by "David Small" (@daveeyes) on "Disparu" channel.

  1. I have a tempest in me! --Dumb Quotes from Rings of Power, Volume XXI, book 6, page 768.
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  2. It's dreadful. I dropped my Paramount Plus subscription.
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  3. He's a troll, people. He also loved the Acolyte.
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  4. A wheelbarrow full of water??? What???
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  5. Truly a race to the bottom.
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  6. the audience cheers
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  7. Shhhhhhh!! Don't give these idiots ideas! They already wrote a weird lesbian romance into Wheel of Time. Scene 1: Khazzad Dum. Galadriel is sitting by the bath, brushing her hair. "Oh, hiya Disa! How's it going, girl?" They both laugh. Disa shyly touches Galadriel's shoulder. Galadriel says, "Do you know why ships float and rocks sink?" Disa: "It's the amount of water displaced, Glad. If it displaces more water than it weighs, it floats." Galadriel: "I love it when you nerd out, Dizzy! Want to turn on Netflix and chill? Here, help me out of my plastic armor." They kiss. FADE TO BLACK
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  8. The problem is the BBC is taxpayer funded. They don't have to make good stuff, they'll get a paycheck for complete crap.
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  9.  @xblackdog  I bet your own farts smell like roses to you.
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  10. Ding! Virtue signalled! Congratulations! And Go Away Now.
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  11. Hmmm, I'd pay $5 to watch you eat your own foot. $5 should cover your little toe. Anyone else in?
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  12. I feel for Disparu. Now, no more Snow White videos... maybe Wheel of Time will come along. Its a woofer.
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  13. Great idea! Let's do The Fall of Rome spiced up with Modern References!
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  14. I'm rapidly running out of interest in this mess.
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  15. I can't wait for the misandrist Wheel of Time.
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  16. I think they're doomed. The parks will continue to make money. The whole Disney+ thing, not so much. Iger has employees like Kennedy pushing feminism at the cost of a good movie. At some point, the termites can drop even the biggest tree.
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  17. Yes, you are vastly superior to the hateheads. Thank you for pointing it out. Next time out it on Twitter. Good virtue signal.
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  18. Briefly.
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  19. In other words, let BlackRock buy up the tenements.
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  20. Nailed it. And how on earth did they make me not care about any of the characters? I think Nory is cute and Gandalf can't help being Gandalf, but that's it! Who gives a damn if Sauron and Gutladriel are attracted to each other? It's like they needed subtitles for the story. SUBTITLE: SAURON AND GUYLADRIEL ARE HOT FOR EACH OTHER.. Mostly I'm amazed at how boring the whole thing is.
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  21. Nope. She was terminated forcibly.
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  22. I heard she wrote "Breathe In, Breathe Out" on her shoes to remind herself to breathe.
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  23. Didn't they use that on the tank? The robot threw it in?
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  24. Hate mongers are so funny. They virtue signal by shouting Hate! So stunning, so brave! If you don't like it, fuck off and don't watch it.
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  25. Oh, I thought a league was 6 miles. I actually learned something new today!
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  26. Sex traffickers.
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  27. She should have spiced the food up with a 3 million Scoville hot pepper. "I wasn't trying to poison her, I just like my foot spicy!".
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  28. Don't give them ideas! Rian might jump in and offer to save the show! Then it'll become a race between Strong Diverse Woman and Kenobi's camel!
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  29. Sir, this is a Wendy's.
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  30. Fabulous!
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  31. Totally agree.
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  32. Shhhhhh! Salke will hear and give you a cool 20 mill to develop it!
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  33. 99.1 K subs! You're almost to 100K!!
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  34. I beet Feeble Waller Bridges is going really cheap now.
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  35. Im dreading Wheel of Time, personally. Sept. 1, I think. I'll watch it if I remember, which I really don't want to.
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  36. Woooooooooh!
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  37. Obi Wan has been renewed for Season 2. Sigh.
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  38. Lots of checks were cashed, probably on offshore accounts.
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  39. Oh, he's in Yorkshire, I think.
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  40. Or Cornwall. Try to think: Dave.
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  41. Wales! That's it! His name is like Dyffyed!
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  42. Hadn't heard of it. How much does it suck? How many DEI actors?
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  43. Girls like horses because they get to control a big dumb animal between their legs.
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  44. 86K subscribers!
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  45. I had a middling day today. But then, oh frabjous joy, a notification from Disparu showed up! I watched it tensely. Would he say the Word? And he did: "EMPOWERMENT!". I will sleep happy tonight.
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  46. Hahahahaha, good trolling. Oh, people will remember ROP alright, like remembering the dog poop you stepped on and had to scrape off your shoe.
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  47. Boobs!
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  48. The comments have been the funniest thing of 2022!
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  49. It only happens 5 days out of the month.
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  50. Colbert is a sellout. Wonder if he cashed his check first to see if it bounced.
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