Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "Donut" channel.

  1. Every underdog racing plot, ever : A young, hungry unknown embarks on a mission to prove he is the best Initial D plot : Takumi just wants to borrow the car with a full tank of gas for a date to the beach
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  2. Fun fact: Canadian carn horns don't honk, they apologize
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  3. The $50k laser might seem out of range, unless you're a medium-to-larger entity involved in paint and fab/repair. If you're large enough that you're filling out DEQ reports every year, then you're spending thousands and thousands annually for disposing of used blast media and solvents. Far more than you paid for the media and chemicals. You still need booth filters, which also require disposal and lab testing for heavy metals periodically, depending on how large of a haz waste generating site you are. But the laser starts paying for itself quickly in waste & man hours. Edit: Just realized the boys are fellow Zooz riders. I always knew they were up to no good.
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  4. But...but...why aren't you chillin'??
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  5. I feel like it sold more WRX's than Subaru's ad department. It was like picking Toad in Mario Kart.
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  6. He can tell when you've touched the thermostat from 2 states away
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  7.  @hlaw2830  Ah, Doctor Killjoy, I presume. Right on time to euthanize another joke. Stage 2 plot: Girlfriend turns out to be a Loli hooker, Tak blows engine in angry response, Dad illegally raids college fund to replace it. Literally everyone still doesn't get laid.
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  8. Heinrich: Guys, I have unt idea, ja. Hanz: Vee are listening, mein herr. Heinrich: Vee shall invade Pola...er, I mean vee should sell ze dash instruments as loot boxes. Hanz: Ach nee! You are die über GENIUS, Heinrich.
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  9. My first car was a pumpkin orange '76 VW Rabbit with a broken speedo. I got pulled over by a stater on the freeway when I was behind a Yugo. He said he clocked me doing 82 in the 65. I told him that was impossible since I was drafting the Yogo in front of me, and science says there's no way a Yugo could reach that speed so his chrono was wrong. He actually considered this before ticketing me.
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  10. The F150 is America's #1 sold truck for one reason: their contracts with the General Services Administration. $8.6 Billion with a B this year alone. It's the pickup of the US Government. And they have absurd numbers of them in the fleet. From Army bases to the Social Security administration, if you go to sign out a pickup, you're probably getting an F150.
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  11. Now is the time. For the return of the Quarter Slot. In your car. Make sure to leave your doors unlocked every 1st of the month so a nice man named Sergei can come around and collect the loot. It's in the EULA.
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  12. This is why we need an industry standard of hot swappable battery modules. That get swapped at gas stations. You don't necessarily buy the batteries that come with your car, so much as pay the deposit like a 5 gallon BBQ propane tank. Swap them out when you pull in instead of sitting around to top up on charge, pay for the electricity and service fee, and maintenance is on the industry, with agency oversight for safety standards. This absolves users of replacement cost.
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  13. It's how I saved $1400 on my SeaDoo. Instead of buying the H.O. engine, which is the same motor on a different map, the service guys at the dealership offered to chip it for $75, because they knew it was BS. Boom. Instant 30 hp upgrade from 60 to 90.
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  14. Sounds like a High Low challenge series to me. Except it's Low and Ridiculously Low
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  15.  @elbamarg  Well, deaf people just find them surprising
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  16. Most of the cat theives around here are jacking the whole car first, driving it a few miles then stripping it near a hobo enclave with lots of busty RV's nearby, and then left on the side of the street. Few of our thieves are stealing cats on site, prefering to take the whole enchilada someplace where they have tools, space, and a dump plan. Cops see them all the time at work in their Bartertown villages at night with Petzl headlamps on, working in teams. They just cruise on.
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  17. Dog chasing car: My time has finally come.
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  18.  @zyanidwarfare5634  Depends on the media, and what you're blasting. We had multiple shops using a variety of media on a variety of surfaces, metals & paints, including military CARC paint. Everything from bead blast and urea to sand gets saturated with waste or breaks down after use. It was my job to manage the waste streams, contracts for recycling and disposal, and compliance with our air and waste water permits. Liquids were by far the worse, because you generally pay for waste by the pound and lab results of contaminants. It was kind of a maxim that what seems cheap at first will just cost you much more in the end.
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  19. I respect that Toyota's chief is a master who walks the walk. But I feel that ol' Enzo is still more important. His dedication to being a prick drove just about everyone else to greater heights, making his arrogance the unsung hero of motor sport. Auto Evolution driven by schadenfreude.
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  20. This is why the last thing you will ever hear in life will be: You're in a Johnny Cab!
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  21.  @sharcc2511  Another fun fact: Cars are cheaper in Washington state because all base models come without blinkers. Those cost extra, and Washingtonians don't bother.
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  22. And having worked with Military Chinook mechanics, I would never never ever fly in a plane you worked on. It's dangerous enough to play games with spec on a land based vehicle. It's a different level when your aviation mechanics get 'inventive' before you end up a mile in the air. There's a reason they never d*ck around with hacks or skip a castle nut & cotter. That's how news stories about 8 dead soldiers and 2 dead pilots happen.
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  23. Greatest Chevy salesman of the 80's: The Mullet
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  24.  @BurnPerimeter  The head of the KGB back then was notorious for imprisoning and raping youngsters Take a wild guess what kind of car he would have driven. Being head of KGB in a Volga > Candy in Van
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  25. Mmmm. Yes. There's nothing I love more than the annual Carb Rebuild fiesta when my kids pull their dirtbikes out and were too lazy to winterize. Or someone needs your help with their 'barn find' sporting an old Mikuni filled with cottage cheese because someone buried it for 10 years with a tank half full of ethanol laced regular unleaded.
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  26. Their masculine agricultural products helped me turn my unruly bush into neat, tidy cornrows
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  27.  @grunclestanwannabe367  The Bulimia segment. Great for weight loss, though.
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  28. Especially if I'm trying to get top dollar selling my used car for more than $10K A spotless engine bay is a deal maker, like having a solar setup on your house. Makes those shoppers drool and offer better $$.
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  29. To be fair, the Brits are known for leaky submarines --> https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/onthefrontline/5349814/Nuclear-submarines-nine-radioactive-leaks-in-12-years.html But Doc Brown's nuclear DeLorean didn't swim, so who are we to judge.
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  30.  @KABOBkabob  I think I can explain his problem with this handy graphic training aid: < ---H--E----S--O--M--E--W--H--E--R--E----O--N----T--H--E----S--P--E--C--T--R--U-(Insert H LAW here)-M--->
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  31. The next logical ICE technology: Using the alternator output to power an oxygen concentrator, cooler & compressor to feed dense & cooled o2 into the fuel mix :P Basically turning each cylinder into an incendiary bomb. And them young hoons are gonna start stealing Grandma's oxygen generator
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  32. Felt the same way when my Nana's motor went out after 89 years. Dropped her off at the bodyshop, and sure enough: they couldn't fix her. But they did a bang up job on the detail. Service will be held 11 this Friday. Feel free to bring your own Pot Luck.
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  33. Kid: Looks gross. Subaru: STI package includes vape mod and Monster Energy decal on the window Kid: Looks awesome.
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  34. ***laughs in NZXT flammable case and Gigabyte exploding PSU*** For real tho, I had a 1200 watt PSU blow last year, and it was...more than I was expecting. Neighbor thought a gunshot had gone off. And it took a bunch of other parts with it. When the magic blue smoke comes out, you can't stuff it back in.
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  35. "Nothing's more expensive than a cheap Porsche" **Looks outside at parked MasterCraft X-9 ski boat that I got a "screaming deal" on** HahahAHAhahAHAAhaahaAhhaa
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  36.  @jesseb5985  They have. I did the Day Test Drive about a year and a half ago, fell in love with it. Was settled on the Ext. Range Model 3. For a similar price (after my state Tax bennies), it was the better option over the loaded Accord my Mrs wanted. Saved $1k every month last year, wanted to walk in with a huge down to get low monthlies. This year the price is $5k higher. Not bueno.
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  37. Wait.....the Amish sell Fords?? Well, that's one way to get horsepower.
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  38. He said "This is near the lower end" @ 1:39
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  39.  @DawsonTyson  Nothing is as manly as growing a non-gmo, sustainable, farm to table crotch crop
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  40. Dealer services have been skyrocketing too, they're trying to make up for lost wealth during the pandemic. Full fluids swap in my Taco used to range anywhere from $110-135 every time at the dealership where I bought it. Been loyal. After the first year of the pandemic, they started BLOWING me up with phonecalls and mailers to get serviced. Hadn't been driving much, but ok. I asked (as one does) what the prices were now, and they quoted me $390. The owner has absolutely lost his mind. Or yacht.
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  41. Need a High/Low episode on a pair of these bad boys. Lets see how improved breaking, traction and suspension will improve the lap times.
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  42. 'Uncle Jimmy? Are they gonna find your body under a bridge someday?' 'Of course not, Sarah. Bushes behind an abandoned parking lot. In a stolen shopping cart.'
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  43.  @hunterphille1280  The shortage of rare earth metals like Rhodium (worth more than 10x the cost of Gold) is an even bigger issue for them than chip shortages slowing production.
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  44. When you want your Dyna Death Wobble multiplied by 10
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  45.  @doormaat5033  In the end they were the BBQ.
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  46.  @jjlegend3922  lol, yeah. Bestie is ex-Amish from there. A Yoder, naturally. The rumspringa thing is a perpetual fountain of jokes and ball busting.
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  47.  @jonathantangjerd  lol, aren't you trogs supposed to be over on Yammie Noobs channel? Not a respectable joint like Donut.
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  48. The mighty Honda EGG That old, redoubtable POS that made so many high school memories possible
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  49. I'm getting the feeling Subaru about to hire a clan of Ninjas to eliminate the Donut crew Better invest in some katanas and japanese uguisubari floors, boyos.
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  50. They should let us know how well that 50k hog rides after every stock bushing has aged 30 years
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