Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "Donut" channel.

  1. "Just because you want the hooker doesn't mean you want the pimp." - My Uncle, used car broker/pimp
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  2. I still say the #1 sponsor of salvors and recyclers buying cats is the major auto manufacturers themselves. Off the books, of course. Securing steady supply lines is going to be forefront in a CEO's mind. Just recently a store house in a tow truck yard was raided and they found thousands of cats piled up. Obviously, awaiting shipment to somewhere undisclosed, and the tow yard provided a nice, legit front and brokering point for tweakers to fence stolen cats.
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  3.  @CloroxGodThe1st  Well, not on muh eBike. It's like minimum exercise. Which is my preferred kind. Road bike = like jogging & an existential crisis caused by absolute misery crammed into your asscrack and thighs BMX = like playing football in the yard. Short sprints between a lot of standing around and a possible injury 750w eBike = like going for a long walk, but more fun. Because it's illegal to ride a motorcycle through the park
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  4. And the models we couldn't get in the US. Still salty we couldn't have the rebooted VeeWee Scirocco and legit small block diesel Hilux like the rest of the civilized and uncivilized world *edit* I guess they didn't get the Shitrocket either, the Ozzies did
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  5. Goddamn 4 doors. Everything has to be a freakin' 4 door.
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  6. People who really appreciate Platinum bling. I have a full sized F250 cat on my neck chain. Yeah, it's a little reckless, but it really lets people know I'm a baller.
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  7.  @GhostlyGhille  Also, declared losses (net business losses) are a SUPER popular tool for tax dodging. Especially in the used auto business. For both the owner's private tax filing and for the LLC. Writing off half a mil in taxable income is not something to sneeze at.
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  8. Diabetes
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  9. I tried to buy his bathwater, but he doesn't bathe
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  10.  @codypanek  For real. Every time I make eye contact with my boat, I can feel another $20 disappear out of my wallet. God forbid I should take it out on the water. Keeping a rock crawler in parts after a single hour of real use is like eating several $100 bills for a snack too
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  11. NEENJA!
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  12. "I'm almost 25 years old" And I'm almost the Emperor of Crenshaw Boulevard
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  13. NEENJA!
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  14. 20 years from now, we're going to be asking why we have so many goddamn POS F150's in federal and state use. Because for over 15 years, Ford landed a sweetheart contract with the GSA. And thus it's pimped as the "Best selling truck in America" Because the Government made it so. Not consumers.
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  15. We know this isn't a Yota ad. Because we know they don't need it.
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  16. The most impressive part was watching Nolan barely hold in his "IN YOUR FACE!!!!" urge to dump schadenfreude everywhere for the entire last 10 minutes of the video. Bursting at the seams like a vegan at a cholesterol seminar. He's that kid who's been waiting to talk trash his whole life, and now that he's got license, he's going to be insufferable.
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  17.  @coleeto2  And the sheer circular logic of using Carbon Capture to create...gas that just puts it right back into the atmo and into your neighborhood is silly. It's not that the Cult of Vroomy sounds don't get it, it's that they don't WANT to get it. So they attack EV battery sourcing as their straw man. Even though it's still science in it's infancy stages and growing at breakneck pace.
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  18. We're also waiting on the goddamn Hilux and Mitsu Triton Strata diesels. 5 more years....
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  19. Don't think for one second that these 'shortages' were capitalized on by every manufacturer to up their stock valuation. Spend less to produce less, sell less, yet use that magic Capitalism power to raise prices and know you're still gonna sell it all. Or as they call it, "supply and demand". Economics doesn't work like that anymore. Today it's "Name-your-price hostage situation = going cray-cray on the NYSE and get fat CEO bonus"
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  20. I tried to re-buy my first car: A '76 VW Rabbit I bought for $400 in '92. Couldn't touch one for less than the OG MSRP of $3500
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  21. Oh they are. But not for the reason you think. Owners like to know their sales sharks are high rollin' on that booga suga. Be a WINNER, baby. Nobody makes his numbers like the guy who never goes without his lunchtime bump.
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  22. It's OK Lidar, I think you're beautiful on the inside And at least you would never name your kids after an astrological typo
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  23. When I was a kid, I just wished to have an '82 Trans Am that had a cylon grille and voice recognition like Kitt. But I made that wish on a monkeys paw, so instead I got a busty ass '04 Civic and Siri.
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  24. Man, I hate paying the Anime tax
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  25. He sold his jet to reduce his carbon footprint... Soooo.....now it's someone else's footprint??
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  26.  @purwantiallan5089  Ramadan mubarak to you as well
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  27. Shit like this happens because not enough people beat the living shit out of ambulance chaser lawyers
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  28. Best lube alternative: a little bottle of Tabasco. Give it to little Timmy in the back seat, and when he gets diarrhea, he squirts 2 quarts of that into pan and you're good for another 40 miles.
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  29. I actually do wanna hear about the e-Stuff. Even my old man, a dyed in the wool Musclecar mechanic Boomer, has finally admitted (privately) he's dying to test mash on a Tesla where there's no cops.
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  30. My dad just keeps a Club on his Model 3. Because high tech thieves skulking around the parking lot with a laptop probably don't have the extra time and pack power tools or that Pick That Bosnian Bill And I Made.
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  31. Kid with Monster Energy tattoo & vape in pocket: Hi, I'm Bradley, and I drive that Tesla because parents bought it for me & I'm faster than all of you. James: Jackpot.
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  32. I dunno whatchu talkin' about, Willis The crate 2JZ I ordered on Amazon for $99.99 + Prime Shipping from Zhinjaowangdang totally lived up to the high ratings it had online
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  33. This is why you should never take your victory laps around ancient indian burial grounds. That curse ain't no joke.
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  34. I would just like to take this opportunity to thank every con man and retard who saw an emerging market taking us into the future....and making it completely toxic and possibly ruining it forever, leaving us in the stone age because YOU just had to F it up for everyone. Big shot out to not just Nikola, but also: Solyndra, The Tiny Home movement, Social Media (all of you), the Amazon/Alibaba world domination plot, Video Card scalper bots, video game cheat sellers, anti-mask nuts, Pharma Bro and his WuTang obsession.....the list goes on
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  35. $200 vs $500 automotive-scale radiator shootout.... just realized the tiny 280mm radiator for the computer I'm using to watch this with was $220 and couldn't cool a Honda Spree
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  36. Live fast, die young, leave a bejazzled corpse.
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  37. "America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed" - Eleanor Roosevelt
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  38. Holdup...you tellin me that Buick is our Mercedes...to the Chinese?? Glitch in the matrix detected. Stop this crazy planet. I want off.
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  39. Sales creep: $38k. How does that sound? Me: Ok, I think I can afford... Sales creep: $44k. Take it or leave it. Me: Wait...that's not how this works... Sales creep: $60k. Final offer! Like shopping in a middle-east bazaar, but in reverse.
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  40. Would be interesting to replace the cylindrical shaped pins with harder, finer hex shaped pins, flush to one another and the socket body.
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  41. The only thing that's gonna save Harley Davidson is to assassinate the company officers with a Gucci mindset who think it's a smart move to sell a $10 part for $200 with an added 33% dealership markup, and then have the audacity to wonder why they can't bring new customers in the doors
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  42. Why would you bring up Superman 64?!? Why don't you just mention LJN games while you're at it, and just INVITE the AVGN to come take a dump on this video
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  43. **Teslacamino **Electrochero
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  44. 'Busa motor mod. Do it.
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  45. Yay. More inflation excuses with extra color options.
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  46. Krejcir: Murder, prostitution, human trafficking, drugs, smuggling, diamonds, racketeering, you name it.... Sooo, he's pretty much every middle aged Slav guy in the world, and 90% of Russian federal employees. Gotcha. Closet is 100% adidas tracksuits, leather jackets, and snuff porn
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  47. There's only one thief out there. Everyone else is just trying to get their shit back.
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  48. Holdup. So Rhose Island made people honk when overtaking since 1916...and the Model T wasn't even a thing until 1908. Were I a Horse & Buggy guy in Quahog, I would have appreciated 8 whole years of not having punk hoons in Fords challenging me to race all day
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  49. Still pissed I can't get the Scirocco
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  50. My son wrapped his cat and some extra inches of up and downstream pipe on his '99 CRV with $15 of barbed wire and a couple spot welds. He found lots more blood than rust smeared under the chassis after waking up to the sound of something hitting his windshield. Somebody got upset after getting cut up and hucked a chunk of brick at his window in pain & frustration. Kid wasn't even mad, he declared victory. The real problem is that recyclers and salvors are still buying cats, no questions asked.
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