Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "Donut" channel.

  1. As a fanatical eCyclist, all I can say is that when I do get clipped, I hope it's a Tesla. Because I've always wanted to own one, and if you hit me with yours, it's a good bet it's about to become mine :P
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  2. You'll never see it in Jay Leno's garage. It won't fit his chin
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  3. When you want to mount your new tires, but you also want a Souffle
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  4. But not the Plymouth Prowler Pimps? How dare you. That's discrimination.
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  5. Just one more step on the road to Giant Mech Warfare We're already stocked up on emotionally unstable teenagers to drive them.
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  6. Mario: But a-why you no amention-a de uh-moto-uh-GOOOOOZY, ah?
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  7. Never, ever buy a 'used' car you saw on a Craigslist ad posted by Bosnian Bill
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  8. DM: Tells me not to get Tesla pun plate Me: Gets Tesla Pun Plate that says V8 PWR
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  9. "Portland, even..." Ouch, man. WTF. The Red Door Meets are decent.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds_FEhmqCs4
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  10. I paid the extra $10k under the table for the super-secret Konami speed hack that makes my Tesla speed for me. Now I'm not on the hook for my speeding tickets. Thanks, Elon.
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  11. What? The Lotus falls short of making the holy benchmark of 2k ponies? Hard pass. Guess I'll just keep commuting to work in a 1500hp M1 Abrams. Prices at the pump demand I respect the fuel economy.
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  12. Thank goodness that 15 gallons of unleaded in the plastic tank sitting inches from my hot exhaust burns at a lowly 1500 degrees. I'm going to feel so much less burnt. Phew.
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  13. Cannonball. CANNONBALL. CANNONBAAAAALL!!!!!! It's not what you do It's how you do it. Be anything you want to be It's not what you got It's how you use it You be you And I'll be me It's just a matter of style
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  14. 'Cars are pain' I'll see your cars and raise you boats
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  15. Pretty much ANY 2wd RC car is a drift car. Whether you want it to or not. If they really liked you, they would have scored at least a 4wd Traxxas Slash and a gift card for $100 to cover all the parts you're going to be replacing. In a single day.
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  16. "They're making the Leaf more attractive.." You can stop right there, and start walking it back... It still looks like every other EV that was designed and produced by people who hate EVs. Or beauty in general.
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  17. Now I want them to try riding my old '02 Silverwing The SCOOTER Silverwing.
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  18. My shop teacher holding up his 9 remaining digits: "Remember kids, scoring 90% on the Safety test is not an A."
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  19. Wait a minute...the one place TrukNutz are illegal....is FLORIDA ??!? Breeding grounds of the Florida Man... But muh Ball Freedums, Bruh.
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  20. I hang these from the handlebars of my BMX's. Because it's important to let the world know your shit is fresh
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  21. Waiting for the inevitable Initial B Netflix Original Anime series
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  22. "If you wanna ride with me, in my Tacoma, I got the TRD..." - Honey Girl by Kepa Kruse Yes, that's a real lyric. Hawaiians love their rusty lifted Tacos. Only tourists rent that Jeep.
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  23. Who are these people with all that money and none of the brains to deserve it? Are these all being bought up by Real Estate dorks?
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  24. There's gonna be some pretty salty drive thru employees at Burger King after the show. But hey...have it your way
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  25. Highbeams down, Headlights Headlights poppin' Add a chapter to this headlight poppin' legacy - Laducris (apocryphal)
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  26. I drink only the finest of boxed wines.
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  27. Still cheaper than tooling up to change the oil on your own BMW or Audi
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  28. I think the big development waiting to happen for airless tires is mechanical tensioners in the core that acts as a sort of tire pressure adjust. See: Military CTIS systems, but using a mechanical cam ring in the centerline of your rims to adjust pre-load upon the inner diameter of the tire. This would be more applicable to the honeycomb designs rather than the wavy bois.
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  29. Q: WUT is Big Dick energy? A: 5.7. It's science.
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  30. My father in law writes off his car payments, insurance, and fuel on his taxes by having a shell company with a 'fleet' A company fleet is simply having 2 or more cars. His real company has partners, so he couldn't pull that stunt using that. The dude is a class A tax dodger. The name of his shell company was J.P. STIRS. Means Jerry & Pam Screw The IRS. The IRS never asks.
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  31. Can confirm, your mom wants a set of RayCons. Trust me. It's kinda my deal to know these things.
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  32. The problem with American manufacturing isn't the cost. It's that a bunch of Ivy League asswipes who've never turned a wrench are dictating how engineers, mechanics, and fabricators should do their jobs just so they can get a better quarterly bonus for sitting around in suits worth more than the cars they make and pretending they do anything to earn all that money.
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  33. I doubt I would use the gloves under the hood, they would get mangled in an hour, or get my paws caught in The Bad Place. But for PC building....hook a stat strap to it and we're golden. Wouldn't have to hold an LED light with my teeth while trying to attack the front panel connector pins
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  34. The PPS-43 of truckups
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  35. Greeeeat. Now people with posting on Craigslist are gonna start believing those bot offers of "I'll send you a money order for double, and you send me back half, have my Russian brother in law come to your house and ship it overseas..."
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  36. 007's Esprit is the only reason I ever bought a Veedub Shitrocket. Because I was poor. And had poor kid taste.
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  37. Nomad: For the Mad Max Wasteland Crazy with good credit
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  38. It reminds me of the Antonio Brown deal with the Bucs "Yeah, he evil, but we can work with evil"
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  39. Legends say Swiss guy with the Soobie is always stuck in neutral.
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  40. Torture tests and discounts As Seen On TV stuff Sponsored by As Seen On Internet stuff, lol
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  41. Me in my '88 Scirocco doing 35 in da 'Hood: 1.21 GIGAWATTS. WE'RE GOING BACK TO 1985.
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  42. Oh dude, this NFT sh*t can go funge itself
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  43. I'm just holding out for an electric Taco. Actually, no... Electric Hilux.
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  44. This seems less like a ticket cash grab, and more like a video game licensing cash grab Because you couldn't ask for a map more tailor made for Vidya Games It's gonna look like Gran Turismo and SSX Tricky had a baby IRL
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  45. It's because the US Government buys them, not every Joe Blow. The GSA buys ungodly numbers of these things every year. And lets them fall apart. Literally the most commonly purchased (and replaced) GSA fleet vehicle in America.
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  46. Oh I agree that we're still gonna need ICE and fuel....but not for commuters and recreational drivers. Ships & planes, maybe. But getting real tired of hearing that the only reason the Give me ICE or Give me Death crowd are willing to die on that hill is....Electric Cars don't make cool enough sounds. That's some weak titty shit to stake a claim with.
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  47. NEENJA!
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  48. Freakin' 4 doors. Everything is a freakin' 4 door.
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  49.  @JudgeSim2  You weren't in the 'Nam. You don't know what it was like to be in the Shit.
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  50. The answer was always simple, but we refuse to show the discipline to use it: Boycott anything with a gouged price. If they go under, f*ck em. They will be replaced. But they have not earned our dollar, therefore they don't get it. The problem is modern consumers are thirsty freaks with no self control.
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