Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. Picture, for one second, what would happen if Obama complimented the Taliban in even the most oblique fashion
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  2. Stephen Miller is what happens when you bury a Proud Boy in the Pet Sematary. Sometimes dead is better.
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  3. Rudy "investigating" Ukraine is like OJ investigating his wife's murder
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  4. Donald Trump: the fake Rolex of Presidents
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  5. Ok. I've seen enough. If she and Aubrey Plaza don't get cast to do a NetFlix reboot of Laverne & Shirley together, I'm finding a new planet to live on.
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  6. Yes, please. I don't want to hear a damn thing about anyones campaign until at least February next year. Just one damn year of candidate pimping free bliss. I get it, it's an industry in the billions of dollars now, but enough is enough. The damn Primaries aren't until NEXT summer, FFS. Candidates: Campaign Spam Fatigue is a real thing, and we're tired of hearing from you after just a few weeks. Learn to be fashionably late.
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  7. "How dare he not come up with a solution to an unsolvable problem that we created" - Republicans who started it all to begin with
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  8. I feel like Don Jr is single handedly helping the Cartels keep their balance sheets in the black
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  9. Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Czar Putin knows just who you Are The tape is with the FSB And they'll tattle about the Pee Unless you do just what you're Told You won't survive prison because you're too Old
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  10. Good god, when Seth hits the Drama School switch, he goes HARD, son
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  11. A nuke. Into a hurricane. A US president said this. Everything else just pales in comparison to that.
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  12. For those unfamiliar with Tyler: This doesn't do a good job of encapsulating Tyler's art & flavor Look up "Nose to the Grindstone" That will make you legit misty eyed, belts out the feels and stands the hairs up on your neck
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  13. "Adapt to that" Boy, Republicans are REALLY excited about investing in Soylent Green, aren't they?
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  14. Seth's mom has been training him for this day since he was born
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  15. When you realize Fred, of all people, be hiding in a corner thinking "Man, this dude is a trip"
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  16. He would tweet a response, but it's too much effort
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  17. George RR Martin has entered the chat
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  18. Jesus, he literally looks like an orange Pepe the Frog
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  19. "It was the one armed man!" - Donald Trump, after getting dimed out by Rick Perry
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  20. Every time I hear that idiot say Space Force: PIGGGGGGGS INNNNNNN SPAAAAAAAAACE !
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  21. Well, you heard the man. We all gonna starve because Jed's e-John iDeere Smart Tractor can't get a 5g connection
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  22. Ya know, everyone keeps talking like they know who was in that audience, or where they drew them. "They were Bernie Bros!", "NO! They were hand picked by FOX!" I don't think ANY of you know where they came from, and are looking for spin where it doesn't exist because the notion of Sanders being applauded on a Fox stage is just too strange to comprehend without grasping desperately for theorycraft
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  23. It certainly was a job like nobody has ever seen, alright
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  24. Pack the court. PACK THE COURT. PACK. THE. COURT. While there still IS a Supreme Court.
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  25. Pack the court. PACK THE COURT. PACK. THE. COURT Get over any historical dislike of packing the court...it's in the rulebook, and this is an emergency. So do it.
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  26. The lady is the Hipster's Marilyn Monroe
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  27. It's an optical illusion, he's borrowing Conan's torso for the day
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  28. We laugh, but KFC really did one up this by putting a chicken strip between a pair of glazed doughnuts. I mean, how the hell do you top that? Truth is stranger than fiction.
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  29. Oh, I hate that Antifa. Refused to take a picture with me at a party once. She's cousins with Wiz Khalifa and Queen Latifah. - Trump's Inner Monologue
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  30. God, I miss the days when we used to think Tammy Faye Bakker used too much makeup. Trump looks like a bomb went off in a Mabeline warehouse.
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  31. BUT WHO DREW THE DICKS ON THE CARS???
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  32. For a Nigerian Prince, Bannon sure is pasty lookin'
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  33. "We can always feed the Poor. What we can never do is satisfy the Rich." - Unknown
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  34. "Popes are celibate" **laughs in Borgia**
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  35. Republican Senator: We believe in a free, unregulated market and small business Me: Sooooo....you're legalizing sex workers? Republican Senator: ***head explodes from paradox***
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  36.  @johnbrowne3950  Because those jokes write themselves.
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  37. I dunno, in today's fashion it costs a lot of money to look Steve Bannon bummy. Dude is probably wearing $3 million dollars worth of layered Derelicte and trash-can LL Bean
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  38. Legends say sharting in front of his cousin-wife is Rudy's idea of foreplay. Not just for perjuring himself in front of state legislatures and getting side-eye from Jenna Ellis and playing She Who Smelt It Dealt It.
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  39. Trump so weak, he gotta start twitter beef with a dead guy. And is LOSING
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  40. I'll take this as an incentive: An Emmy for this scene alone This was as rapid fire and accurate as Colbert's Keeping Up With The News hentai
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  41. Scarlett Jost sounds like german slang for Red Wedding I'm really hoping RR Martin wasn't the wedding planner
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  42. Trump Supporter: Technically, he's right. But you Libs won't give him any credit because of your Deep State Common Core Math. George Soros! Benghazi! Uranus 1! Seth 'Bowling Green' Rich! Baba Booey! Baba Booey!
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  43. I found the OJ verdict, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" & Ollie North's congressional testimony more believable
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  44. Stop harassing the interns. Did you learn nothing from politics?
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  45. Portland Will. Not. Submit. Not to him, not to his gestapo.
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  46. I won't be surprised when I, and everyone I know, start getting calls from Trump telling me the warranty on my vehicle is about to expire.
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  47.  @freddudek  You're not a "someone else" until you have enough of a brainstem to have thoughts. The cerebellum doesn't even begin to develop until the second trimester, and the cerebrum after (that's the part with thoughts). Try reading a book that doesn't start with "In the beginning God created...", or rather, having someone else read it to you like a child
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  48. Makes sense he would have the largest election effort in American history. He already had the largest one in Russian history.
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  49. Note to self: If ever in charge of the payroll of Cops, don't stop paying them. They will come and talk to you about it. At home. At 3 AM.
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  50. When even the Furries are giving you side eye over your bizarre fetish, you should probably feel a little shame
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