Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. Eleven out of Ten waters agree: This storm rains very wet - Donald Trump
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  2. Neither was the last 3 times they sold their country out. First, America, so they could become Mexicans Then, Mexico, so they could be independent Then, America again, so they could be part of the Confederacy It's almost like treason is their Go-To move in all things
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  3. Seth is just poking at Oregon jackals to get a reaction at this point. The last Blockbuster is here in Bend, and it opens at 10:30 every day. He just instigating now.
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  4. if any lowly enlisted serviceman played with Russians like he did, they would be in Leavenworth making big rocks into little rocks
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  5. My fellow Americans............we're about to free the s**t out of you.
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  6. Technically, you have the right to an attorney once you're under arrest... Since no one seems to get around to putting the cuffs on Lord Lawsuit here as he spins the legal system around like a dog chasing it's tail, can we suspend his right to have an attorney? The savings to the court system alone make this a good fiscal move.
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  7. It's nice to know that when it's time to do something stupid first, we can always count on the Dixie States to blaze that trail
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  8. I think the Kurds already have dibs
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  9. I feel like powering the electric chair from renewable resources would send a good message and raise awareness. You KNOW how much he just loves windmills, after all.
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  10. For the love of god, you've had 2 years off. Would you pleaaaaase take him back now?
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  11. Tomorrow we get to watch Biden repo a jet from a deadbeat
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  12. That "President" may not have explicitly said he wants to catch a bullet with his face But damn is he implying it
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  13.  @old-fashionedcoughypot  And Orphan blood
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  14. Especially when extolling the virtues of Sinaloa Brand cocaine™
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  15.  @spookrockcity  Upvoting yourself is a failure. Shame. Shame. Shame.
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  16. If only she could have warned us in the movie that the Idiocracy wasn't actually hundreds of years in the future, but just a few presidential terms away.
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  17. MQRA. Make Quasimodo Rake Again
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  18. He came dangerously close to committing excessive use of passive-aggression. I want to see the body cam footage.
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  19. It is pretty hilarious to hear him talk about how he would punish treason. Dude literally never got past the "I am Rubber, You are Glue" phase of grammar school.
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  20. And they're going to wave guns at you until YOU say it's beef, too
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  21. The next big Trump opportunity zone is Palestinian turf. Jared spent so much time in Israel to seal the deal with Bibi, because Trump Org is in the Israeli real estate game now that the West Bank is up for grabs.
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  22. Eric?
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  23.  @Maja-Danmark  He knows better than to make direct eye contact. The pack responds badly to aggression. Passive aggression, on the other hand....
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  24. His Gettysburg address after winning the battle of Bowling Green really gets ya in the feels, too.
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  25. I'm a Priceline man myself, but upvoting you anyways
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  26.  @d.263  Because it's too exhausting trying to keep up. Their production rate is phenomenal.
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  27.  @RealBradMiller  As long as we get a Canadian Brewhouse in my town, I'll sign the treaty personally
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  28. Seth might die in S2 of Game of Jones. May the odds be ever in your favor
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  29. The under 30 crowd is already there and sewn up. It's the Over 50 crowd that is fooled any time someone like Chris Matthews autistically shouts "COMMUNIST!" the moment someone suggests that your tax dollar should deliver some return on investment to yourself & ordinary people rather than General Dynamics and Shell.
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  30. It's almost like an Xzibit meme. Yo Dog, Installed some cancer so you could cancer while cancering.
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  31. Pretty sure Captain AwfulStache would go from Zero to Sue in 3 seconds if someone started #MyPillowGivesPeopleAIDS and it began trending. But hey, he's claiming 1A privileges, so lets find out.
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  32. Same. I love any reminder to Americans that we're pretty much the only assholes in democracy with a 2 party system. And it's not even an official system. Just us living the same trainwreck of schadenfreude politics decade after decade.
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  33. I recognized that expression right away. Seen on the face of every professional, patient, long-suffering bartender who's ever had to manage another drunk old A-hole until the Uber arrives. If only she had the authority to cut him off by the 6th kool-aid, but he will still try to drive home because That Guy is the one who always says "I drive better drunk"
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  34. He doesn't need Seal Team 6. What he needs is 6 More Justices. They have the Senate, he can literally ram them through confirmation and pack the court.
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  35. Ridiculous was Devin Moones saying "Republicans have no way to communicate"......while being broadcast on Fox "News"
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  36. Elon isn't even an Astronaut. He won't take a ride in his own rockets. He's more of an astro NOT Wait, are those rich tourists still trapped on the ISS? He should send them cheesy movies. The worst he can find...
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  37. Sad that most of us won't be alive anymore next week.
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  38. We prefer the term "Helpful Assholes"
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  39. Didn't you know, Seth? Only you can prevent Ya Burnt Smock. By raking the floor.
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  40. "Constitution" You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. - The Constitution, Congress of the Confederaton of 1787, & Oxford Dictionary
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  41. "With what, her third child?" In Arkansas, that's known as the Graduating Class
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  42. Srsly. Even Colbert is trying to low key bag him out tonight
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  43. I need a Jackal Nation beanie to go with my Wrist Strong bracelet
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  44. John is one of those cryptic Hollywood figures you thought had passed away a few years ago, apropos of nothing, but you could just swear he wasn't long for this world And then POOF! He pops up like the bogeyman and reminds us all that he's still freaky and kicking, too weird to live but too rare to die
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  45. He keeps using that word... Well, that and alot of the other best words. Like Law, Constitution, Best....
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  46. FEMA and WHO have become just more victims of the Conspiracy Industry.
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  47.  Vengeful Revenge of the blue November  No, he's right. We live in a nation that we have never fully admitted was rife with overly-enfranchised cults and swaths of the We The People gravitating towards those cults. Because it makes them feel like the special, chosen ones in a massive nation where most people feel insignificant. There's a brand for everyone, and a sucker born every minute. Those cults tend to overlap in action and ethics like a Ven diagram, be they political, ethnic, or religious. We have been failing for centuries to enthusiastically separate the influence of pervasive cults from our state and private matters.
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  48. He looks like Robbie Rotten's spoiled little brother. And WTF is up with his fake ass teeth??
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  49. Teacher: "Well you see little Timmy, first in 2016 it was a team of 3 million Mexican ninja illegals invisibily going from state to state voting for Crooked Hillary, then in 2020 Biden's liberal Postal Service began sending everyone who wasn't a WASP up to 10 ballots. But thankfully, Emperor Trump knew the truth, put his hand over the Nuclear Button and then never left. And that's why you work in the Coal Mine now. Praise Trump." - US History as taught in 2045
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  50. It's so redundant for Seth to even bother telling us it's a Scollins. We KNOW it's a Scollins. Everyone can tell when it's a Scollins.
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