Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. You enter this world physically weak, pissing yourself, confused and unable to understand the world around you, unable to speak, and wailing in fear. When you are about to leave it, you go the same way. Trump is clearly on his way out.
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  2.  @judywolf8412  "This disgusting talk".....what person in the entire English Speaking world talks like that? You sound like a bad Kung Fu Flick translation. Where do you really come from, and why did you falsely adopt the persona of someone named 'Judy'??
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  3. True story: I got written up by my director of nursing when I was younger and working at an assisted living home for driving to work every day in my dad's '72 Hearse.
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  4. Silly SOB has been on the Presidential ballot THREE DAMN TIMES
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  5. Lots of people can do a Butthead impression. But I feel like Pete is more of a Beavis guy
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  6. The problem is self-perpetuating: The more negative press Manchin and Sinema get, the more brand-recognition they get, and the more secure they feel about their future electoral chances. Their bad faith is being rewarded with lots of attention.
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  7. Who needs fictional FEMA death camps at the hands of a well meaning black president when you can just get the plague delivered straight to Nanna's door?
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  8. Canadian Rap has come a long way. Getting a bit rude though. Dial it back a notch, Seth.
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  9. Treason: Brought to you by Microsoft
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  10. Oh come on, it's not that big of a deal for him to come over. John has the free time. He only works one night a week...and not even every week.
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  11. I told you guys. Didn't I tell you guys? He isn't gunning for Dictator. He's trying to be The King.
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  12. Lets cut the bulls**t. What they mean by 'do a good job' is 'get rid of immigrants', especially if they know Spanish. It's the one and ONLY real reason they voted for him the first time
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  13. Clearly. That Tanya Harding joke was just too soon, man. Too soon, and she's also a bit flat.
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  14. Wow. Comedians can really pull trim way outside of their league. Outside of their sport. Look at Sacha Cohen. Way to punch above your weight, buddy. Edit: Side note, Jennifer Tilly is also a pro gambler.
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  15. What it's like to ask Republicans for facts -----> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOtCioztsd4
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  16. I MUST BREAK YOU cries manly Russian Mob tears
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  17. Seal Team Six is still waiting for the green light to HALO jump in and extract the FLOTUS from her hostage situation....as Trump's Wife.
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  18.  @itsgeoff9391  You would have been better off trying to be funny
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  19.  @phenom2012  There aren't fine people on both sides. Just like when Republicans try to duck out of being rightly marked as assholes by claiming "I'm a Libertarian"
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  20. The epitome of Sorry, Not Sorry
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  21. It's a bad sign when Guy was the first one that everyone noticed. Not for Seth's writers, but that for a microsecond, he had our attention more than 20+ candidates we should be sifting through
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  22.  @hermanklump8983  Like...Chantix commerical Liota or Goodfellas Liota?
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  23. Prmaries don't even start until March. What this is is entertainment TV. Ratings. Ad revenue and clicks. Politics is a multi billion dollar business now, and they won't wait to trade on it every 2 years. First the 24/7 news cycle distorting journalism as they tried to fill the hours, now it's the 24/7 election season trying to fill the donation and ad agency coffers.
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  24. In Japan maybe. But I'm looking at the one's here, and I'm seeing a definitive lack of adaptability....and I AM old
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  25. I want Raul from Raul's Wild Kingdom on UHF.
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  26. Something tells me that no one on the Bloomberg staff has ever, EVER been to The Onion
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  27.  @thechallengeofnatureus  It's nice to know the GOP is still so threatened by him that they have to send you here to make ineffective comment spam.
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  28. Libertarian: Someone who believes Librarians should be in charge
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  29. The French don't 'discuss' anything. They preach at each other in the most arch tone possible to pass the time. A discussion implies something might be either learned or an agreement hit upon. That ain't what happens there. It's a bit like watching the deaf sing to each other. Nothing gets through, but they feel accomplished.
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  30. If he did, it would be even scarier
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  31. Oh man, I so wanted to see that Gunny go full Drill Instructor
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  32.  @thegreatdaveo  Oh yeah! I totally forgot about his Mugshot debacle. Hell, most of the GOP panel have a history of douchebaggery. I mean, when your own family spend money to tell voters not vote for you, there's something up there.
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  33.  @MrSkrangle  The value of the dollar is based ON that debt. This is economics 101. Do you folks still not realize what happens if Americans paid off their national debt (mostly owed to it's own citizens) in 1 fell swoop? The new world currency to bank on becomes the Chinese Yuan, and you become real poor, real quick. In our earliest days as a nation, our currency had no value in foreign trade until we established our credit by establishing debts to the Dutch, because we didn't have the powers of taxation required to repay our wartime debts to France after the Revolutionary War...until we actually HAD a treasury that produced debts and stayed indebted so our creditors stayed invested in our success. And that's International Politics 101.
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  34. "Roaches check in, but they don't check out" - NJ bureau of tourism
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  35. So let me get this straight, he needs 260 MILLION, with an M, shifted from critical medical research, to provide prison space for....about 500 kidnapped children still in "shelters"? So...$500,000 per kidnapping? That's pretty pricey for keeping children in tents. Unless it's a Trump tent, then it's got fake marble and gold everywhere. Worst. Kidnapper. Ever. They usually don't LOSE money when holding kidnapping victims for ransom. You know that money is disappearing into a deep, dark hole never to be seen again.
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  36. Little League?
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  37. There's only one man for the job of wranglin' the House of Representin' President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho Because we're all out of burrito coverins'
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  38. Mitch in an Elevator: ***faaaaaaaaaart*** Also Mitch: "He did it." (points at rando Democrat)
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  39. And he had a role in Sasha Cohen's movie Bruno
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  40. I think he's on that extended scale, roll a pair of 10-sided die and still pulled a hundo
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  41. Yet his every action keeps giving me cancer
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  42. LOL, what an asshole
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  43. All the finance channels are apparently gunning to replace Fox now, too. From Bloomberg to Financial Times, they've all gone hard repeating the right wing political hackery.
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  44. Seth is a recovering Fred Armisen addict. I'm his sponsor. It's a long, tough recovery, but hang in there, little buddy.
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  45. LOL, the mental giants at WSJ forgot one key weakness in their argument: If you don't want to address a PhD in Education as Doctor, then they are forced to use the other title: Professor. They will have to address her as Professor Biden. Now that's REALLY gonna chafe their asses raw. They painted themselves into a corner on this one.
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  46. This reminds me of an MST3k classic: LEAVE. THE. BRONX.
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  47. Letterman At Home Season 1 confirmed. It's just gonna be dave doing an MTS3K schtick while watching other late night hosts on the big screen.
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  48.  @razzledazzyl  But not that one.
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  49. An American actor playing a British role. That's so odd in 2017.
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  50. Don't sweat it, the Jedi Counsel & Yoda Sanders got this. It's not like Trump can work an Umbrella, much less a light saber, and it was apparent from The Apprentice he hasn't got the chops to be a proper Sith. More of a Gungan Mayor who gives important jobs to all the worst people. The Force has a strong influence on the weak minded.
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