Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. The Loyal Order of Democracy Buffalos
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  2. I had no idea they ever started
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  3. Trump's sinister black mask: Ah yes, ye olde [Helm of Assassination] I remember looting that drop in The Arcatraz back in the Burning Crusade days
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  4. Amber Lives Mas.
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  5. #46: Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. Five time world Smackdown champion, porn superstar, and President of the United States. Because the Idiocracy came about 300 years too early. And now we're all out of burrito coverins'
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  6. While it's great if he wins his Mayoral race, Missouri and the nation in general could really use him in DC, where he can have the most effect. It's good to have a down home mayor for your city, but it's pretty heavy duty to have a down home Congressman (he narrowly lost his Senate bid, which is a miracle in Missouri for a Dem to get that far) in the House.
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  7. It's time for legislation to hold "news" outlets on Cable to the same old standard of DONT FRICKIN LIE as Broadcast news
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  8. I don't recall any mass shooters during the Obama years leaving a manifesto saying they did it FOR Obama. Same can't be said for Agent Orange We certainly HAVE seen Trump Love Letters left behind by several domestic terrorists. Including one coast guard officer, "a Florida man" who mailed bombs to the Obamas and other Dems, and 2 blocks from my house Jeremy Christian murdered 2 men on our train when they tried to stop him from screaming his Trumpy race rant threats at 2 girls, after being spotted among his Trump Cult Patriot Prayer crowd in Portland.
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  9. Tom will forevermore have to be the default callback personality for all Poker related puns.
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  10. Jesus, big spender. I'll just make due with some Bruichladdich Octomore I've been saving.
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  11.  @stephsmithanie  The Academy Awards. Because they make terrible choices to appease terrible audiences
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  12. He's here to tell you about how Linux is the superior solution
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  13. cough cough Not if you're Canadian, it's not. And Mike is Canadian. They invented gridiron football as it's know in both the US and Canada today. Both gridiron football (North America) and association football (everywhere else) share an etymological history going back hundreds of years, and are, in fact, related sports. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_(word)
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  14. Give it another week, Trump's minions will fire on Ft Sumpter again
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  15.  @dietotaku  There's no conspiracy in it when people like John Kerry, in full view of a room full of people, jumped up and loudly proclaimed that the DNC had to stop Bernie Sanders. Edit: Because I believe in providing sources, not hyperbole. And it was a united DNC leadership and donor effort to torpedo a Sander's candidacy, in the very party he ran in. https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2020/03/07/john-kerry-mich-democratic-socialist-not-going-elected-president/4986913002/ https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/feb/02/john-kerry-bernie-sanders-nbc-news-report https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/john-kerry-overheard-discussing-possible-2020-bid-amid-concern-sanders-n1128476 https://time.com/5791185/bernie-sanders-democratic-party-donors/
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  16. Bernie Bro = anyone who doesn't just obey The Machine
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  17. 🙄 "People" aren't commenting against him, GOP PLANTS are here commenting against him. Notice they all have the same 40ish likes from each other? All part of the propaganda workday. Normal youtube watchers don't spend that much time looking up every copy paste comment they would agree with.
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  18. Texas. The Benedict Arnold of States. Only Florida (and their Wannabe little brother Arizona) would also have the chutzpah to sue states to change their votes. Can we kick a state out of the Union? We need a national referendum to enact a Texit
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  19. Marge Greene's head looks like the entire Planters Peanuts mascot
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  20.  @edwardfletcher7790  They'd buy that for a dollar.
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  21. We all are graduates of the Doctor Killjoy school of Joke Euthanasia for autists And whats up with the youth in Asia? What's that all about?
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  22. Stop infringing on their freedoms, bruh Nobody wants the nanny state telling people they can't take their horse dewormer rectally.
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  23. We had no idea the glass ceiling was just about gutter level
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  24.  @tsuritsa3105  I think their official sorority is known as G.L.O.C.K. : the Glamorous Ladies Of Conservatives & Klan
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  25. If they paid for their trips for this stunt with taxpayer funded travel, they must reimburse it immediately and be censured and investigated for embezzlement and campaign finance crimes by the OPM and Federal Elections Commission.
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  26. It would be a miracle to Scientists. There's a whole separate universe in there. Nay, a whole different reality.
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  27. They launder his Russian funding
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  28. Absolutely loved him in Margin Call. When you can rival Jeremy Irons in a flick, that's saying something, and it was filled with heavy hitters.
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  29. He's the Intercontinental Champ, the Randy Savage to Scollin's Hogan. There must always be a contender.
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  30. I'm 100% convinced he's a Make-A-Wish kid and it got out of hand.
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  31. Cat-6 Diarrhea Monsoon.
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  32. Dude, can you just imagine Matt Gaetz's monthly Cocaine bill?
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  33. The McRib's son: White Castle pulled-pork BBQ Slider. It's so sad they don't talk anymore.
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  34. Oh Rob, that big, lovable, ridiculous man child. You can almost see Edelman riding his back like Master-Blaster. "Who run Deflatriot town? Masta-Blasta run Deflatriot town!"
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  35. Well, the last strippers I saw introduced on stage by the DJ were named Mercedes and Tiffany, so I think Chippendales falls within acceptable precedent, Kumail.
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  36. When you're the party of 'No', you never need an alternative to provide a 'Yes'
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  37.  @lindaleelaw5277  Common joke if you ever lived around Alexandria :) "Why can't they ever solve a murder in Arkansas? Cuz there ain't no dental records and all the DNA is the same" "How do you know the Toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? Because if it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called the Teeth Brush"
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  38. No, no. He's pleading A fifth. Of Smirnoff.
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  39. She's like the Beta software version of Marge Green that got sunsetted.
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  40. Little known fact: The entire crew is composed of people placed in the Witness Protection Program.
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  41. I actually liked him as Hellboy. The much-put-upon bit worked so well with him.
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  42. That's just basic Republican theory. Right behind making armed threats when you lose anyways.
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  43. She's a man of the people
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  44. I'm suddenly overcome with an urge to reskin Super Mario with Pope Frank
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  45. Remember: Anyone screeching about 'small government' is quoting the Confederate constitution, not the American one. Quote: "We, the people of the Confederate States, each State acting in its sovereign and independent character" Sound familiar?
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  46.  @donhill7239  Ehhhh, I wouldn't go quite that far. But when you can't have a Kermit the Frog managing the show, better to have a Miss Piggy than Crazy Harry the Bomber
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  47. And watching Pence make like a Meerkat, trying to dodge predators is....nevermind, I totally lost track of where I was going with this metaphor.
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  48. Either I don't believe you, Or I should offer condolences for your loss. Being dead inside can be a real bummer. Like being dead all over.
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  49. He's the President of the United States. I. Think. He. Will. Get. Over. It.
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  50. To be fair, we've ALWAYS had a huge number of homeless folks since I was a kid, mostly centering around four peak time periods: 1. Thousands had nowhere else to go after they were kicked out of Rancho Rajneesh. The Rajneeshees recruited homeless people by the thousands and brought them to Oregon from around the country so they could vote on their behalf in the Wasco County elections around 83. When they lost the election, they bused them all to Portland 2. The closing of Dammash state mental hospital 3. The gutterpunk movement 4. Our current housing crisis
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