Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1.  @SignedDiamond  if you mean that people weren't campaiging and fundraising early enough for the 2016 election, then all I can say is WTF are you TALKING about?!? That was a 2 1/2 year campaign cycle. We were being beaten over the head every 2 seconds with ads and candidate coverage in the spring of 2014. If that's not what you mean, then you have my apologies
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  2. But...we're all supposed to be dead? You know what I speak of We ALL saw it. Don't act like you didn't
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  3. You really have to give her credit though. As a bulletsponge, she's top notch. She magnetically attracts all the bad press that should homing in on at least 2 dozen GOP house and senate members. They stay safely out of the limelight, because the media is busy picking that low hanging MTG fruit. "Pay no attention to the Magician setting up his trick, kids. Watch this clown."
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  4. We finally broke him, and now Seth has gone full Wario
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  5.  @markmac2206  Hey. I saw that.
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  6. We've all seen Seth's parents. And his mother is a fuckin' saint, sir. We've all seen the Trump family. They're just a poseur mafia clan.
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  7. "Do you like Gladiator movies, Joey?"
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  8.  @LividImp  They're paying them in double potatoes today to triple their stupid comment quota
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  9. He's like a Communion Wafer with legs
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  10. I dunno if there's room enough left in the pantheon. Wally takes up a lot of space.
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  11. Ours in high school was Dog Fart. Then we tried Sensei Swag, Toronto-saurus Rex, Brad Nailer & The Independent Porno Contractors, The Waffle House Poets Society....etc. To this day, I have no idea why we never landed any gigs.
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  12. The Oilers...excuse me, Texans...did great and punched above their weight and saw a wildcard seed this year. JJ has nothing to be sad about. The goddamn Browns were in the hunt for a surprising length of time as well. And they're normally the Channel 26 news team of the NFL. "That" questionable discount package of bacon.
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  13. That's because we all drove Saturns
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  14. Is it really lying when he's that senile? Oh, I'm sorry. He's fake rich. We have to call him "eccentric"
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  15. Make a movie out of it and bill it as "The Adventures of Buckaroo Rabbi Across the 9th Dimension" Lithgow would have to make a cameo, though
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  16. Bernie/Beto 2020? That's alot of white male privilege, tho...
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  17. I, for one, welcome our new High Inquisitor Overlord Barrett with open arms.
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  18. Why do I feel like Michael Che was responsible for that Brick and Burlap Sack bit?
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  19. I swear, Wally is really Mad Dog Mattis after retiring and discovering weed and moon pies
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  20. We were so innocent then.
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  21. Christ, I KNEW I shoulda spiked the ThanksGiving punch bowl with some LSD. Would've made last night an actual HOLIDAY
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  22. Trump's base already trying to get him to say Jihadis burned Notre Dame, and he's already hinting he's willing to say it
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  23. At the end of the set, it's considered polite to Clap
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  24. So wise.
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  25. As a Browns fan, I identify with Republicans, too. It's a real condition, people.
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  26.  @christopherweise438  Schlemiel.. Schlimazel.. Hasenpfeffer Incorporated.
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  27.  @demondog9482  Actually the guy he shot was an uncle of a friend of mine. And of all things, Harry Whittington apologized to Dick Cheney publicly for the bad press he had to "endure" after Dick blasted Harry in the face with a load of birdshot. Cheney never publicly apologized to Whittington for shooting him. Now that's crazy town party loyalty.
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  28. Yeah, but Fred is the Lisa Simpson in this scenario
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  29. I don't think the French, of all people, can throw any stones at the US over an arms deal. That's a comparitively small nation to be the worlds #3 arms dealer. An arms dealer that keeps getting caught breaking security agreements about who they sell to, what they sell, and for how much.
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  30. Mr President, Question #1: Putinstoogesayswhat? Question #2: I'm thinking of a number between 11 and 12. Question #3: If I put you in a round room, say, an office, and told you to pee in the corner, could you do it? Question #4: If your wife leaves Trump Tower at 30 miles an hour, and a Porn Star is arriving at 40 miles an hour, how much money would it take to pay either of them off?
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  31. 7 days.
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  32. In any other alternate crazytown universe, I wouldn't find it believable that a potato would have to win a runoff election against Herschel Walker. At least the potato offers some nutritional value.
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  33. Just remind his kind how 1865 ended for them
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  34. Me registering as a Republican, then voting against them during elections: It can see our tripwires. Maybe it can't see this.
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  35. Republican Standard Operating Procedure: Rip a loud one in a crowded elevator Also Republican Standard Operating Procedure: Point at someone else and shout "Disgusting!"
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  36. Can confirm: The rocks in the cave are even less comfortable to get up there.
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  37. That's because there both was and wasn't a cat box
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  38. There's not an 8-balls chance in Florida that Hannity would want Trump to take a whiz quiz and have the honest results announced. But I do. Test them ALL. Monthly. They do it to US Servicemen.
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  39. Good thing Bob Dole never won
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  40.  @mena376  COOKIE? Did someone say COOKIE?!? Me want cookie..nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
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  41. I mean, it's no Between Two Ferns, but hopefully is between two toilets. I feel so bad for that studio's janitor.
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  42. I brought my kid back stuff from the bootleg bazaars in Baghdad. I scored him a pair of Adidos in 2004. The brand with 4 stripes, lol. He couldn't understand why I kept giggling whenever he went off to school when he was in the 2nd grade
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  43. Speak for yourselves. I'm waiting for another TP stuck to the shoe AirForce 1 extravaganza
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  44. I find myself more concerned with how the hell he got ahold of Roger Stone's glasses. I have questions.
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  45. Time for that Writ of Contempt of Congress Been hoping to see the Sergeant at Arms drag a punk member of a punk cabinet into the chamber to await his trial sometime in my life just because it would be awesome to watch men who thought they could get away with anything get away with nothing
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  46. "Well, I got my health My John B Stetson Got a bottle full of baby's bluebird wine And I left my stash somewhere down in Preston Along with thirteen silver dollars and my mind" - Colter Wall, Thirteen Silver Dollars
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  47. Mansplaning: Being the guy who tries to let ladies with children put their baggage in the overhead bins first, then realizing there's no room for you, and it won't fit under your seat. So you try to keep it in your lap, but the stewardess takes it from you and throws it into a bin 4 rows down with a pissed off look, wondering why you didn't put it away yourself
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  48.  Jared Budler  Not what? British? Finish a sentence in English if you're trying to make a point. And the British are the ones who called it Soccer until the 80's, so they can lump it, just because they changed their minds later on doesn't mean anyone else has to conform to their naming convention vanity. Blame them, they coined it.
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  49. Why do I feel like she's the writer responsible for Tampoons?
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  50. DNC: Joe Biden has decided to drop out. Lil Jon: HWHAAAAAAAT DNC: Kamala Harris will be the DNC candidate. Lil Jon: HOKAAAAAAAY
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