Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. This segment was nothing more than immature, low brow potty humor. And I salute it.
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  2. If anyone could be called an expert on Lynching, it's that fine southern dandy Lindsey He was probably called in as a consultant
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  3. I think you're mistaking PEE Diddy for R Kelly....still, totally meme-able. Well played.
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  4. From the moment proceedings began a while back, that judge was being a total nut.
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  5. The Emperor had humbler origins once too. I'm uncomfortable with where this could be going in another 38,000 years.
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  6. My old drill instructor: Nobody is completely useless. Even if they can only be used as a bad example.
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  7. Don't think we didn't see what you did there
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  8. Sweet Fred's makeup was more believable
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  9. 5:49 Heavy-breathing Trump remix is pure nightmare fuel
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  10. Donald Trump is like Wierd Al. You're nobody until he's come after you, and then you know you're a success.
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  11. Never trust a well-fed Wildling. Did you see alot of ranchers or farmers over the wall?? Me neither.
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  12. It's a Disaster flick mini-series. Was syndicated and hoped to get signed for 2 seasons, but cancelled before the first season finished because of low ratings.
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  13. I'm old enough to understand that reference. I am sad now. McConnell level sad.
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  14. The Nintendo Generation is middle aged now...imagine the kind of LAN matches, piercings, and bad tattoos you're going to see in retirement homes in 15 years
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  15. Ba-zing. But a fabulous Ba-zing.
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  16. Because they wanted those Americans dead. They LIKE that news. Bubba wants a fascist white Ethno state, and Daddy Warbucks the Conservative CEO wants to fund another rich kid tax cut by wiping out swaths of eldery Social Security recipients. His base are Purge fanbois, and he's delivering.
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  17.  @ricku9487  Standard foreign clickfarmer profile.. The same ones paid to lurk every CNN and MSNBC video and copy paste comments en masse. Even the most cursory glance at the profile: Using a generic American name pulled straight out of a phonebook, a bunch of generic pop music subscriptions, but failed to hide that they're really Indonesian.
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  18. And a missed opportunity to make it Grape flavor
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  19.  @pixpusha  Something about a the interwebz being a series of tubes, I believe
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  20. We had trash cans on at least every 2nd corner in Portland in the 90's. Clean-ish streets. At least by our standards. We're wet and grimy as a rule. City gets cheap in the early 00's, loses all our corner cans and closed all our public restrooms in the parks under the BS argument that it "encouraged homelessness". Dirty streets. Everyone asking why, like it's some big mystery how trash doesn't evaporate. Edit: The worst part is...they brag about adding "700 new cans" (in cleaner outlying suburbs), but didn't bother noting the disappearance of many times more cans closer to the center, where they were needed.
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  21. We're gonna build a big, beautiful wall, and Earthlings are going to pay for it - Zaphod Beeblebrox
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  22. Yup. Let's give the millenarian, fundamentalist Bible Thumper and Inquisition Trainee waiting for his Kingdom Come moment the Nuclear Button. People bummed out because Judgement Day didn't go down shouldn't be given the power to usher it in.
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  23.  @accuratealloys  Funny, I'm looking at this thing called the Constitution...second thingymabob says something about a Well Regulated Militia... Wasn't aware every asswipe with a credit card and a Cabellas nearby was on Title 32 orders with the National Guard. If you're going to use the word "Rights", maybe try getting it right.
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  24. If he's older than you, you can call him Big Government
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  25. Post-conversion therapy Elton John
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  26. This sketch is so relatable. I also prefer powder to pills.
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  27. We all saw the writing on the wall. It's why I invested early in MacroHard
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  28. I always thought Chocolate, but wish to remain neutral on the subject
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  29. Scollins is a classic example of 'Worst person you know made a great point'
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  30.  @mcairborne82  And Benedict Arnold was Washington's right hand man, who slaughtered his old regiment he himself once commanded. Didn't make him "our boy" any more than the South Carolina Militia under Captain George S. James firing on Ft Sumter (there's that 2A being used exactly as written) was our military. The Confederate States of America was formed 2 months prior to the attack anyways. So yeah, not our military.
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  31. As a former Arby's employee...I can relate.
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  32. To the ancient Persians, we were known as Chamrosh. But frequently confused for chimeras and manticores. Honest mistake.
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  33. Wouldn't it be a crying shame if the Teamsters made Trump pull a Hoffa because of this?
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  34. Classic example? Two words: Ozzy. Osbourne.
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  35. Serial killers don't get away with as much When you kill people as a politician, the cops don't start looking for you. They start voting for you.
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  36. If he was allowed to roast their responses, I would be all for it
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  37. Just to be that guy, I'm going Imperial, but declaring every ounce measurement in Paperclips just to piss off everyone Therefore, my Royale with Cheese has an uncooked patty weight of 113 and 1/3rd paperclips.
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  38. It's like an old Carson interview with Bob Newhart or Richard Lewis. They've known each other forever, so it's just the two of them swapping Whooshers at the speed of light, because it's all Green Room conversation to them. There's no Bit. No Kaufman antics. Just insider chit chat.
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  39. Roy Moore's loss reminds me of a Chris Rock joke: "I haven't seen this many pissed off white people since they cancelled M.A.S.H." And Seth has more right to make a gay guy joke than either of them, because technically he could date one :P
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  40. I don't understand how no one has named a strain of weed after him by now
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  41. Bob Dole doesn't like 3rd person alliteration. Bob Dole. BOB DOLE.
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  42. Ladies & Gentlemen, The cast of House Trump Steve Bannon: Robert Baratheon DJ Trump, Junior: Joffrey Baratheon Eric Trump: Tommen Baratheon Vladimir Putin: Tycho Nestoris Jered Kushner: Euron Greyjoy Donald Trump Senior: Tywinn Lannister Alex Jones: Walder Frey Micheal Cohen: Jaime Lannister Stephen Miller: Gregor Clegane Donald Trump: Cirsei Lannister James Mattis: Ser Bronn James Comey: Ned Stark Rex Tillerson: Grand Maester Pycell Mike Pompeo: Grand Maester Qyburn Sebastian Gorka: Peter Baelysh Chris Christie: Sandor Clegane Sarah Sanders: Ramsey Bolton Sean Spicer: Roose Bolton Tiffany Trump: Myrcella Baratheon Ivanka Trump: Hodor Rod Rosenstein: Lord Varys Omarosa Manigault: Margaery Tyrell John Kelly: Randyll Tarly
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  43. It even beat the immaculate crustacean
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  44. I suppose they're better qualified than Olive Garden. Because when you're there, you're family. Including your anti-vax Uncle Larry.
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  45.  @brittanymiller3157  <--- this person sees the truth Rudy picked a crime team, and took them to the championships
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  46.  @jefolson6989  As someone who has spent too much time being followed & hassled by Florida cops for owning a Volkswagen Rabbit in 90's Jacksonville: You, sir, are scientifically correct.
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  47. OMG. I keep clicking. And it just keeps going back and forth without showing me the wisdom I seek. THERE IS NO GOD.
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  48. I miss the days when it used to invite an FBI probe for links to domestic terror groups But apparently they don't bother until a Cash Register is threatened.
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  49. Back in my day, Micheal Jackson was white. Not dead.
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  50. Barista: "OMG! I love your movies! Can I have your autograph, Mr Bale??"
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