Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "Daily Dose Of Internet" channel.

  1. Kitteh can't figure out why it gets positive reinforcement for NOT using the litter box, and why it gets to keep it's nuts
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  2. Witchcraft. Didn't you ever seen the original Conan?
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  3. the Church of Skate is no longer just a saying
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  4.  @OkayWasStolen  and the 17 people who agreed with that....
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  5. Math fact: There are enough breasts in the world for almost everyone to have one.
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  6. JELLO getting really hard up for new markets. Just cuz Nestle got into the water game.
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  7. Surfers: You have the entire ocean, what are you doing on my wave? See the logic there?
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  8. One, two, three, four We are cells at work! One, two, three, four We are working for you! Another day I’m out here slicing, slicing Filthy germs and viruses, show your ugly face! Won’t let ‘em get away, I’ll chase ‘em, chase ‘em We are professionals, we’re cells at work for you, and so Here we go! Let’s get down to work! Let’s get down to work! Every day’s a battlefield — you better prepare! - Cells at Work theme
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  9. We need to devote more funding to Catnip treatment programs This is getting out of paw
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  10. How did they see through it?? iT WAs Teh P3rFekT CRymE !!!!
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  11. "Excuse me sir, you've been randomly selected for a screening in the Badonkadonk scanner to see if you're smuggling a Cardi B"
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  12. When you have nerves of steel, but really, REALLY hope you don't sneeze at 200mph barnstorming a tunnel
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  13. THE FLOOR ROAD IS LAVA!!!!
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  14. Thing: Falls out of sky Kid: Immediately places in mouth Working as intended.
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  15. Sadly, their pants didn't make it
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  16. Dr Kitteh: Sooo, how about that traffic? Tough to get here today? Kid: Mmmph. Hmmmnmmmph. Dr Kittehh: Yep, like that every day. Oh, somebody's been flossing since their last checkup. But we've got a little decay back..... Kid: HRRRRK!
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  17. I live on a Cul de Sac labeled MySpace
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  18. Fuck it, you're having lamb chops
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  19. LEGALIZE IT! **cue Bobcat Marley music**
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  20. If you think the smoking thing absolutely horrified you about what's happening inside smoker's lungs... Just wait til my pooping machine shows you what's happening to your anus. Stop pooping, people. It's bad for you. You'll see.
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  21. When you crush a blunt right after dropping off that guys sammich, get the munchies, and found yourself confronted with irrestable temptation & not a lot of ninja skills
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  22. Seal: SHEILA! JUST PARK THE DAMN CAR ANYWHERE! IT'S NOT GONNA KILL YOU TO HAVE TO WALK 4 MORE SPACES!
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  23. Paragliding Skill Level: Buddha
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  24. Holy crap, and I thought being raised Catholic laid the max guilt trip on me. Take it down a notch, junior. You're at an 11, we need you at a 7.
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  25. Flying Squirrels see human glider bombing by over Mount Kilimanjaro: "Dave, WHAT the cinnamon toast FOCK was THAT?!@?!?"
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  26. The Russian Mob (Bratva) does things a bit differently there than the Mafia here in 'Murica. I dunno what she did, but that was bound to end extra poorly.
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  27. I see Mrs McGillicuddy still thug AF after all these years
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  28. Ah. I see the McRib is back. And so did that bear. Also: water skier leading secret double life as enema enthusiast
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  29. "Go get the ball." "No YOU get the ball.."
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  30. Hooman: Good lord, what is that stink? Smells like burnt cat hair in here. Cat: Hooman:
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  31. I was gonna say that 150 Amish people disliked this video...but that would be impossible
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  32. I got news for you, that wasn't Napalm that dog dropped on everyone below during that ride
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  33. My pilled-up Russell hoodie after being washed 10,000 times:
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  34. Warning: Hot steel egg Not intended for internal use
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