Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "The Damage Report" channel.

  1. She comes from that strange genus of human clone automatons that will sell you a car with no money down Roughly 21% of the entire US population is descended from that first primordial saleman ancestor and expresses the same soulless 'do whatever it takes to make the sale' gene in everything they do.
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  2. Republicans have a literal depopulation policy on one hand, and a 'force white kids to breed faster' agenda on the other
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  3. The Grifto Bros didn't see that as a fail. Crypto Bros made their wealth on the wallets of morons who can't understand that THEY are what is being mined, and the High Priest of Morons just delivered a BS sermon to his faithful on their behalf.
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  4. I'm fairly certain that every swag bag at CPAC is packed with a complimentary 8 Ball of colombian Bam-Bam if you make over $250k a year, and if you make less, you probably weren't allowed in and will have to settle for a rail of meth like the rest of the base.
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  5. You must be at least THIS >------< Sane to ride the Government Jobs Ride. Mental Health screening required for servicemen.....but not for the people in charge of servicemen??
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  6. If this is their new form of protest, then I'm all for THIS kind of free speech clownery. At least it's not the usual MAGA drivel, and it's not a typical bunch of gun waving. Carry on, sir, even if you're not on my team. Because I can at least respect the game.
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  7. People keep saying it's an Education problem. Nuh-uh. It's a Being an A-Hole problem. Which is a choice. So is deliberately acting like a dipsh*t. Plenty of educated Ivy League types in the GOP, they chose to be ignorant A-Holes.
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  8. False Flag date. Clearly that was a jewish FBI Antifa Agent playing the role of the Most Honorable Hooker from Colorado.
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  9. Naw, he would only be in the KGB's & Epstein's with underage trafficked girls. White people, ya know.
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  10. "The Bubble-Headed bleach blonde comes on at 5....she can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye" - Don Henley, Dirty Laundry
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  11. Yes, commit some crimes of your own in the Old Man's name, Trump Clan. See what happens.
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  12. TEXAS! HAS A WHOREHOUSE IN IT! Chorus: (God have mercy on our souls...)
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  13. When they say he's 'better for the Economy', what they really mean is 'opportunity for me to rip off the Taxpayers'
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  14. He literally looks like Joseph Goebbels, but balder and smiling Even has the same job description, too!
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  15. Clearly, Big Toe wrastlin' is the only way to resolve the Alpha status of political pundits
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  16. If I committed the double whammy of tax fraud and bank fraud by doing what Trump did, men with guns would have come with a warrant and stuck me in a cell for a goodly amount of time and taken my freedom away. At gunpoint. Instead that arsehole not only is free, but is running for POTUS. Again??
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  17. They hit you because they love you
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  18. This is all the Kremlin's 25 year old plan succeeding. Portraying themselves as the saviors of white christian culture for a quarter century, and through the GOP, it's taken root.
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  19. THERE IS NO COW LEVEL - Diablo
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  20. Ok. Cool. Let's say it's creepy. Now what.
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  21. This is literally what every generation deals with. This is not a new conspiracy. Old people (who aren't really at risk of having kids again) telling young people to get married and settle down and have kids, young adults saying 'f that, I got partying to do', until the happy accident happens.
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  22. You're too old to still believe in magic, Old Man
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  23. He spends that kind of HBO money just on lawyers about 3rd episode.
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  24. Literally ALL of the ISIS prisoners we took in Syria
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  25. Church of Elvis. Who's down?
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  26. "It occurs to me the best way to hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people" - Billy Ray Valentine, Trading Places
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  27. Jingle Bells, Orange Man Smells, Republicans laid an egg. Plea Deals took his wheels and Hunter got away...HEY!
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  28. Donald Trump surrendered our positions in Syria and had General Mattis 'resign' to placate Putin after Russian and Syrian troops attacked our people in February 2018. The Battle of Khasham. A battle that nearly an entire battalion of Russian troops, armor, and arty lost attacking a single US platoon. AFTER Russians put bounties on US troops. THEN Trump let thousands of ISIS escape prison.
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  29. HAHAHAHA, couldn't happen to a nicer party. Please LET the Trump failtrain derail the GOP once and for all. BOTH of these parties are obsolete. The DNC is stuck in the late 90's, and the GOP is stuck in early 30's.
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  30. I'd like to be a fly on the wall if somebody in the S-1 tried to tell a Sergeant Major that he can't drop his 20 year letter and retire just because another deployment is coming up. We used to have a name for that kind of stunt: Stop Loss. Ask anyone how well THAT went over with us. You process our letter, then say 'Thank you for your years of service' as we walk into the sunset.
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  31. The dress is blue. I'm tellin' ya
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  32. Minimum Wage was just a third of the 1938 law that created it. It's also the same law that created time-and-a-half overtime and eliminated most child labor practices. A thing these fools are ALSO trying to bring back. Minimum wage was created in a time of single-earner families to survive after the depression and establish a stable economy. A thing which it did and did well. Until Reagan.
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  33. All the backlash online shows us is how invested and pervasive paid trolling for a political party is. Now you see how often you aren't dealing with a fellow citizen, but a bot and a clickfarmer on the Party dime.
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  34. They're both 2 feet in the grave. We don't need to be electing someone who probably won't even make it to the inauguration. And that means BOTH of them. Acknowledging the Grim Reaper has the final swing vote isn't ageism, it's realism. Put your victim card back in the deck, sweetheart.
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  35. Everyone you just named The GOP
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  36. Republicans: Open mouth, insert hoof
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  37. The issue here isn't AI deepfakes. It's that the stock market can be goaded into 'chaos' because of....let's be real here, some silly bombing at the pentagon, real or not. Because that's exactly what most attacks are: pointless. Bloody.....but pointless.
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  38. He will have plenty of time to name them when he offers to flip on the entire GOP leadership over January 6th for a plea deal. Either that or Lindsey Graham just really likes him that much.
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  39. What? Because Republican voters are witless minions? Democrats WISH their voters were too, but Indies decide.If you think the answer to America's future is for everyone to be a witless minion to a party, then YOU'RE part of the problem. We don't need leaders. We need representatives and civil service professionals. It's a democracy. We're supposed to lead OURSELVES. Like free adults.
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  40. I swear, America is a social control experiment and they've failed to maintain the suspension of disbelief There is no democracy, there is no United States, there's just a vast testing ground so The Queen (who clearly never died) can perfect methods for mass control of the peasants.
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  41. "Don't make them choose between their economic situation...." REPUBLICANS are responsible for the street-level economic situation. They lit the Price Gouging Bat Signal, and always have done. The party of Cash Registers, not Americans.
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  42.  @AnitaSumpter  Report for spam and misinformation, move on
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  43. You can also order a pizza or a swat team to places you aren't at. It's called having a phone.
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  44. "People really like me!" - Failed actors "MORE people really like me!" - Failed actors who became Unfluencers and Republican Amateur Politicians
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  45. If you like 'em dumb with that Cultist twinkle in their eye, I guess. But hey, I try not to kink shame.
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  46. Well, all those Peasants ain't gonna enslave themselves
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  47.  @mfowler9712  The America First movement of Father Coughlin (the Rush Limbaugh of the 1930's) was in bed with the actual, no BS Nazi party, and had Republican politicians in Congress using the US postal service to distribute legit Nazi propaganda to American's mailboxes. Yep, "America First" was a Nazi stooge organization leading up to WW2. Proto-MAGA.
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  48. It's so painful to watch old conservatives trying to brainstorm alliterate meme. Like watching people play Scrabble in an Alzheimer's wing.
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  49. The guy was busted for heroin in '83 I don't think he fits the bill for people who should recommend what drugs we take. Also: A guy who's voice sounds that way because he caught Measles maybe shouldn't be the one to warn you about the MMR vaccine that he didn't take.
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  50. I, for one, welcome my new rattle-shaking evangelical witch doctor as my primary care physician Once he's done examining the bumps on my skull, he shall treat all my ailments with a mercury physic and tincture of Alex Jones silver cure-all.
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