Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "The Damage Report" channel.

  1. Wow. You ALMOST made a funny, there. By accident. Do you get bonus rubles for that?
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  2. George Santos has intercepted and neutralized all of the Ninjas that George Soros sent to kill Trump. The only reason you don't know about it is because he doesn't like to brag.
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  3. Fake news. You can't embarrass a sociopath like Gosar
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  4. I'm sure that Republican kid who murdered someone else with his rotten aim was also loyal to him until Trump backpedaled on Project 2025. Then he tried to shoot him. Badly.
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  5. And sadly, almost none of them that caused this can get pregnant. Dirty old rich white men and shrewish old church Me Mas, neither of whom ever have to worry about it being THEIR problem.
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  6. 1867: The Red Shirts 1933: The Brown Shirts 1940: The Silver Shirts 2016: The White Polos.......2023: The Blue Shirts. Fascism has an unhealthy relationship with their shirts.
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  7. Reminder: She's technically old enough to be President this October 13th.
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  8. OF MILF doesn't have enough makeup or ringlights to get Independents to vote for her, much less Democrats
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  9. Jury tampering is a crime. Doing it live on TV does not suddenly make it legal.
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  10. Oh, I get it... He doesn't like the alphabet.
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  11. Jared is facing his own possible indictment as of August last year, and is cooperating quietly with Jack Smith to keep it on ice. If he slips up or sticks his head too far out just once, any deals are voided and he's indicted.
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  12. lol, I love that he now has to tweet out loud TDS = TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME to make his not-meme stick, because now that Stewart is back, everyone just thinks THE DAILY SHOW and that just burns his ass You can't meme, Righty Tighties. You never could, and you can't seem to smell a stale one either. Stop before you hurt yourself.
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  13. All I learned here is that Trump doesn't pay for his own cocaine. Otherwise he'd have a better idea of it's street value
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  14. They were raised on tales and John Wayne movies of the 'good ol' days' of the Wild West, and the idea of shoot 'em ups excites them, especially if they can get away with it. Despite the fact that there were actually more gun prohibitions in the Frontier days of yore than today because...the Old West was a nightmare, not a WestWorld fantasy shooting gallery.
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  15. WTF is an 'HIV Relationship'? Do you have experience hanging out in HIV singles bars? Swipe right for Hot & HIV Positive Singles in Your Area?
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  16. Useful tokens. They must be breeding them in a secret lab somewhere with Uncle Ruckus's DNA on ice
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  17. And there it is, folks. Conservatives who rule by threat of gunfire have defined a Well Regulated Militia as any wifebeater on the street
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  18. I'm not saying it's saturated with decades of lost cocaine shipments....but it's saturated with lost cocaine shipments.
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  19.  @sreyxavier07  Don't I know it. I used to live in North Beach. The real North Beach, not the expensive tourist strip. It was like a Costco for wierd shit, dirty cops, angry old white slumlords, and narcotics I hadn't even heard of.
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  20. Dear God. Don't you fools realize?!? This could lead to a 10% drop in the value of gun manufacturer stocks! We must suppress this data immediately
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  21. But...but....the evangelicals are so oppressed you guys.... Which is why they are running around waving guns at everyone who won't cosplay with them and throw even more money at their fantasy role play Dungeon Masters. Because those poor oppressed preachers just don't have enough private jets.
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  22. I kinda wonder....if he DID show up in tight breeches and a powdered wig...would he still be violating the dress code? Or packing a big arse Stovepipe Hat. He is a tall dude like Abe. Because there's definitely precedent.
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  23. What an @ $ S h 0 L 3 There is no way in the 7 hells that Trump would ever take a legit drug test and let the results be known.
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  24. Are they going to give him Dick Cheney's 2nd hand heart? Because they're not gonna be able to save him from The Colonel's Extra Crispy Heart Failure. Ex President Cartman already has 2 and a half feet in the grave.
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  25. If she'd asked him to divide by zero, he would have given the same bullshit answer
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  26. I really, really thought these two were gonna kiss, all that steamy innuendo and eye contact
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  27. A fine campaign ad in the oldest of American traditions. Remember that Thomas Jefferson printed ads proclaiming President John Adams, his political rival and friend, was a hermaphrodite, who returned fire by saying Jefferson was a bastard of Indian and Black parentage. This is who we've always been, folks.
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  28. Steroids are a helluva drug
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  29. You can't make this stuff up, folks. It writes itself. "So there I was, no sh*t..."
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  30. She flip flops faster than an inflatable tube guy at a Trump used car lot
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  31. Doesn't mean they owe him any more attention than they already give him. Guy gets enough airtime.. Hand the mic to people who don't spend the entire day spinning BS to the frantic applause of barnyard animals. Might as well spend a 24 hour news cycle interviewing street corner preachers. We literally don't want to have to hear about him anymore. They are acknowledging that.
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  32. I can't talk. Am constantly noting that Trump is such a disgusting tubby f**k, he had to get a Surgeon General who would lie to him about it. I regret nothing.
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  33. Fox doesn't do free Speech. But they do do cheap speech.
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  34. PLEASE STOP MAKING THIS DUMB KLAN C**T FAMOUS BY PLATFORMING HER But hey, I guess she's good for YouTube clicks and quick headlines, huh, News Biz and YouTubers?
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  35. Legos. M&M's. Barbies. I'm starting to get the feeling that Republicans are really just Benjamin Button children with toys & a racist streak
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  36. Not a Free Speech Absolutist. A Hate Speech Salesman.
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  37. DIKKKSCHLAPPED
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  38. You can take the boy out of Africa, but you can't take the Afrikaner out the boy.
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  39. Alright....Who released the Crackhead?
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  40. He will either cut a deal with the DOJ to narc out senior Republicans involved in January 6th (why else do you think LIndsey Graham is freaking out) OR.... he's going to have an Epstein moment where he 'mysteriously' dies in his cell before he can cut the aforementioned deal.
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  41. Sergeant Major Walz should take Corporal Vance out to the PT pit and smoke him stupid(er) I have one question for you, JD Vance: A JELLY DONUT?!?!?
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  42. Historical Fact: This was how the 2nd iteration of the Klan got started. Their brand label was 'The Knights of Mary Phagan', and they used her death to blame blacks and jews, and then they lynched Leo Frank, a Northerner and Jew who offended their Southern Baptist sensibilities
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  43. So much for 'free' speech absolutism from the poster boy of Speech for Sale
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  44. Rural 'Murica: Don't assume from our country accents that we're bad people Republicans:
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  45. The US government has ALWAYS taxed people based on 'something' you are since the invention of Income Tax. Whether it's filing as a single or joint filer with no kids to a deployed soldier overseas. You've ALWAYS been taxed for your state of being.
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  46. No, these crimes are not the result of being destitute. They are not stealing to clothe themselves or put food in the cupboard. Those are food riots, not flash grabs. This is no different than when affluent high school girls in freakin' Grosse Pointe go purposely shoplifting with their friends. It's about the 'cool' and thrill of being a hood. And getting away with it. It's a power trip. Half of them will have nicer cars than YOU.
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  47. He got off light. This is the same guy who stood in a packed church and told the congregation "Some folks just need killing" Referring to anyone who is not an Evangelical Christian
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  48. So...a more famous rapist supports YOUR rapist? Good to know where your priorities are.
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  49. Can confirm: I don't respect Conservative areas. Kinda why one never moves back to the Sticks after managing an escape to more civilized surrounds.
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  50. Fake news. Everyone knows all the doctors are east and south asian now. Black v White doesn't even enter into the picture any more.
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