Comments by "Jack B" (@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing) on "The Damage Report" channel.

  1. We are literally caught in the crossfire between two different Cosplay franchises that wave guns at anyone who won't live according to their fantasy RPG campaign sourcebooks.
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  2. And a solid lesson on why political dynasties are a bad idea in the first democratic nation to get rid of it's king and aristocracy. Or at least until the Robber Barons of the Gilded Age and CEOs of the contemporary one became the new feudal bloodlines.
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  3. What do you want her to do? Advocate for bombing Iraq a 3rd time so KBR stock will be relevant again? Maybe a song and dance?
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  4. He's not after votes, and neither are Republicans. They're out to make voting not matter anymore.
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  5. Junior was always Bannon's guy. RFK is as much an 'Independent' as I'm Colonel Sanders.
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  6. Used to be the /b/ nazis could meme. But then, decades later, Grandpa figured out how to use the internet. En masse. And now the Right can't meme anymore. No more 'Pools Closed' memes, nowadays all they got is 'Lets Go Brandon' lol
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  7. I think he just puts a fake stick-on mustache over each eye. The ones you get in a 20-pack for Halloween
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  8. Cool, so will they string up Kid Rock as a race traitor now?
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  9. This guy musta been Joe Exotic's lawyer
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  10. Multiple Choice Test. Choose all that apply: A. Hiding Syphilis sores B. Was cosplaying as OJ before jumping up on stage C. Is wearing the hand equivalent of Lifts to hide his tiny hands
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  11. He just needed the college money :P
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  12. Female, black, young, and gay Republicans are only allowed in the party as bad examples, to remind their old, white Evangelical male voters that you should prefer old, white, Evangelical male candidates. Why else do you think they only sport a couple token bimbos and the likes of Herschel Walker & George Santos?
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  13. lol, I think Marla was just relieved that he couldn't tell the difference between her and E Jean Carroll in a photograph.
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  14. "I know you are, but what am I?" - Top-Paid Republican Strategists
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  15. I got high just watching that
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  16. Meth, Conservatism, and Opiods are a helluva drug(s)
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  17. MONORAIL!
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  18. "Bro, there's 5 other open urinals. Why TF are you standing right next to mine?"
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  19. "You're in a Johnny cab!" 5 minutes later: Johnny Cab explodes
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  20. This is comletely unfair and unwarranted....... ...... .... To the other inmates.
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  21.  @thesoundsmith  Because Texas stands above all others when it comes to their legacy of being traitors. The so called Lone Star State has flipped sides 4 different times. 1. First, they were Americans who left for Mexico so they could keep their slaves. 2. Then, they were Mexicans who betrayed Mexico so they could keep their slaves. 3. Third, they betrayed The Union for the Confederacy so they could keep their slaves. 4. Today they pretend to be the most 'Murican of Muricans, but are ALWAYS the biggest agitators threatening secession and civil war.
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  22. But your Mom has
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  23. FFS, NIXON famously made a big deal out of nominating a hispanic Female justice to the bench for the political optics..just no jews. And you KNOW this guy adored Nixon. Nixon then went back and made sure she wouldn't see confirmation and told everyone 'Aw...too bad, better luck next time'. Hell, even Reagan appointed Sandra Day O'Connor.
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  24. "I like Arch Dukes who don't get assassinated" - Austria-Hungary
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  25. Chappaquiddick is BACK, Baby! Yeah!
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  26. Just remember: Whenever you think you're having a great, wild time with your friends, ONE of them is going to be a Judas and try to score their 30 pieces of silver.
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  27. Gutfeld should be collecting benefits. He was born with a butthole for a face. It's a real disability, people.... Incapable of doing anything without that shitty look on his mug.
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  28. I always love it when they use the MTG in Fred Flintstone's Shirt pic. She is a cave woman, after all.
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  29. It's time to relabel this as what it is: Political & Religious health. Because those are the primary tools used to inject insanity into otherwise healthy brains
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  30. Religion is the oldest, first form of Government in Human existence. From tribal shamans to Pharaohs & Popes. We are just now, relatively speaking, shedding that miserable, barbaric backwards social structure. But of course Religion will threaten you with death for trying to break free of it's grasp. Evangelicals are simply the smallest, newest, bush-league flavor of that attempt by clergymen to make you their peasants.
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  31. /facepalm Ok, nope. Lots of things you can throw pooh at apple for, but THIS is not that hill worth dying on And this is why people holler 'Snowflake' at some people. Come on, man, pick better fights.
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  32. I didn't know you could grunt in a southern twang until she came along
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  33. By promising rural rubes and suburban cowboys that they'll get rid of brown people. That's literally the central, unifying item in their whole brainstorm diagram of various other agendas. And destroying America is A-OK in Mean Old Uncle Bobs mind, because he thinks he will get to create a new country in his own image.
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  34. No no, I want him to prep. If his handlers manage to lodge a single talking point into his decaying thinker, he will just get caught in a logic death loop and Error 404 out
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  35. I'm Hawaiian. Maoli. I could sit here, like my parents, and rant about Haoles and the Queen and all that, and it would just be trash. At the end of the day, I was born in the US and am just as much of a 'native' as literally everyone else here regardless of color, and no one owes me 'special reparations'. We all owe each other everything and nothing. Which is to say: Stop trying to tax one skin tone to pay another. Besides, I seem to recall some 360,000+ Union dead in the Civil War. That's one helluva price.
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  36. She survived speaking against the dogma of the 'Country' music industry committed to a South Rising Again through fascism where the Dixie Chicks did not. More popular or not, that still required rolling a natural 20 on her saving throw.
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  37. Apparently just calling it a Communications Degree just wasn't bringing the kids in
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  38. Imagine if all the residents of an alzhiemer's ward were the ones in charge of managing the Millennial & Gen Z nursing staff. That's what the Senate is. An Assisted Living facility that is spending your money and making up the rules you have to live by.
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  39. He would've been less bad if he'd just walked in and said "What it is, Blood! Slap me some skin.....DY-NO-MITE!"
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  40.  @kevinray5636  That's a sliding scale, not a binary state
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  41. They're not 'His' secret service. They aren't guarding him as some sort of perk package, it's to keep him from leaking the secrets every President knows. A job they have quite clearly been failing at.
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  42. Wait, I thought COVID got this guy... Oh wait, that was Nein Nein Nein Cain. Sorry, didn't mean to seem racist. Just optimistic.
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  43. Cortez ranks #8 among Most Popular/Positive Opinion of Politicians in the US, would be #4 and holds the #2 slot in Congress behind Sanders, and behind Harris & Biden, and ahead of Trump, but the list includes no-longer active politicians like Carter and Obama taking up 4 slots ahead of her.
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  44. I agree. I think Laura doesn't deserve food, water, and shelter
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  45. Trump: Not even once.
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  46. If the Army had finished processing my retirement just 2 weeks sooner...I wouldn't have this arseholes seismograph scrawl on my retirement letter. 24 years of service in boots and all I wanted to do was wad it up and throw it in the round file because he managed to tarnish even that, too.
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  47. We're a former world power destabilized by a domestic terrorist network buried too deep in the government to cut out now without the cancer metastasizing We just don't realize it, and even when we do, we won't admit it.
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  48. He had to take a plea deal to stay out of jail. WHILE he was in office. For simple perjury, he was facing more SERIOUS consequences than this fat orange traitor. But of course...Republicans neglect to mention that HE had no Presidential immunity.
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  49. His voters were hoping for a remastered Trump remix album, instead they're getting reruns with ads.
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  50. They thought the Deliverance banjo music was quaint and followed it like it was the Pied Piper.
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