Comments by "Serai3" (@Serai3) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. I'm still waiting for SOMEONE on The Good Place to yell, "Dammit, Janet!"
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  2. Um, Seth, Keanu's been doing big action films since the early 90's.
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  3. Interesting that Glenn Beck talks about how he'd rather go in to work and die - FROM HIS HOME WHERE HE'S REFUSING TO GO IN TO WORK AND DIE.
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  4. No, it's a good idea to play a character with your name in your first breakout show. Because if you get famous from that show, from then on, EVERYONE will call you by that character's name. It's what you'll hear yelled on the street, it's what people will call you when they run into you at the market. You want strangers to call you Flapdoodle or would you rather they called you by your name? It's always good to look ahead!
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  5. It's difficult to understand how anyone could ever have been taken in by that cheap snake oil salesman even for a second.
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  6. This isn't the fucking 70's, Roseanne. Try to keep up.
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  7. WTF? Mitch McConnell doesn't get things done. His whole agenda is NOT GETTING THINGS DONE. All he does is obstruct, for gods' sakes. Jesus, Seth, what the hell are you on??
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  8. Oh, that Billy Graham burn was DAMN. The Stacey Dash one killed, too. OUCH
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  9. That's what happens when you live in a bubble - you lose all sense of how to be a regular human being.
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  10. Flamingo dancers?
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  11. GQPpers only believe in the free market when it gives them what THEY want. When the results aren't what they want, then it's OMG TYRANNYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
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  12. He's a cruel, disgusting monster who should be rotting in jail, and if we're lucky, he'll land there soon, along with his slimeball friend Manafort.
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  13. Yes, Pence is far more dangerous than Trump. Trump is just stupid - Pence is vicious.
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  14. It's been obvious he was lying from the minute he joined up with Twitler. He's just so slimy.
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  15. My gods, his brain is melting in front of the whole world.
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  16. "How surprising that Fox News would defend a rapist character." -- exactly NOBODY
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  17. LOL, he's so terrified he doesn't dare paste Pelosi with one of his stupid nicknames!
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  18. So, is anyone else convinced that Brat was drunk at the hearing? It was so clear - the confusion, the slurring, the fixation on beer, the belligerence, the weepiness, the full-out tantrum. He's a high-functioning alcoholic who can't avoid getting shitfaced even before the most important job interview of his career!
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  19. Oh honey, that's the hoi polloi. The rich ones can do what they want. ESPECIALLY Tom Cruise - he's basically their Messiah.
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  20. Had to mute the sound when that orange-topped mountain of feces starts spewing his logorrhea. I love you, Seth, but I'm no longer willing to scar my brain with that hideous sound. To whatever extent it's in my control, I am NEVER going to hear that sound again.
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  21. SOME Americans voted for him. Don't be tarring ME with that fucking brush, thank you.
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  22. Hypocrisy means nothing to them. Values and morals and ethics mean nothing to them. They're out to loot the country and get away with as much as they can, and ethics are just trick bombs they throw at the rest of us to get us to stop what WE are doing, but they completely ignore ethics when it comes to their own behavior. They're sociopaths, it's what they do.
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  23. How in god's name is someone so disconnected from the real world that he doesn't know about internet porn???
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  24. AHAHAHA THIS IS FABULOUS * gorges on popcorn *
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  25. They really have to break the rhythm of that last bit. It's gotten way too predictable. They should craft a joke that seems like it's going to be offensive and then isn't. The ladies shrug and say "that's funny!", Seth celebrates because he didn't offend them, and the next time they do the skit, they go back to yelling at him and he REALLY freaks out because he thought they were cool with it. That would make the bit interesting again. It needs something, because it's gotten really stale.
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  26. Yeah, the "libtard media" that never questions Trump, never fact-checks him, never calls him out on lies, and instead fawns all over him, licking his shoes and practically sucking his dick. Yeah, right.
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  27. "Now"? They NEVER believed in any of that. They use all of that as cover for their criminal behavior. This is not new - the right wing of any era has always been like this. They're out for themselves alone, and don't care who has to be trampled or ruined so long as they get what they want.
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  28. OH FFS.
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  29.  @notsure1969  Wingnuts seem to be extremely confused about the Democrats. We're supposedly diabolical masterminds of worldwide cults, but at the same time incompetent fools who can't keep Republicans from getting elected. Kind of like how Hillary was on death's door at the same time that she was heading a satanic underground of thousands who feast on the blood of children. (Jesus, I'm creeping myself out. How the hell can anyone THINK like that? Ugh, I can't imagine the filth of minds who dwell on such slimy nastiness. What is WRONG with them?)
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  30. I'm an older woman and I know a lot of cool stories. I would make a great auntie for the kids!!
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  31. No, thanks. Now, GETTING HIGH WITH JOHN OLIVER - that I'd watch.
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  32. Their delusions have always been insane.
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  33. Too many people fell for all that wingnut bullshit about her, and were too arrogant to listen to anyone calling them on it.
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  34. In order to impeach, you need a Congress willing to do it.
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  35. You guys have to find a way to let Seth tell one of these jokes at the end there without having the girls freak out. Break the rhythm of this thing, because that last part stopped being funny about the third time you did it. Find a joke that seems like it would be offensive but actually doesn't turn out that way, so the bit can get a new angle on it before returning to the idea that he can't tell the jokes. (It'll also be funnier because he'll think he can tell them now - since Amber and Jenny didn't freak out last time - but it turns out no, he still can't.)
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  36. The term is "Ugly American", Rachel. And yes, Twitler is the embodiment of that idea.
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  37. Oh, they all are. Twitler's got both the NY and CA Attorneys General salivating to get their hands on him the minute he leaves office. There is no way he's avoiding prosecution and conviction.
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  38. My title for these movies has always been Thank God For White People!
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  39. He doesn't know how to tell the truth. I don't think he believes in "truth" as an empirical concept at all. Truth to him is whatever is most convenient for him at any given moment. Anything he doesn't like is automatically false. He's a narcissist with the brain of a three-year-old, and adult concepts like truth and decency are beyond his capability to understand.
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  40. By any chance, did you notice who Trump appointed to the Department of Education?
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  41. He was already impeached earlier today. the next step is a trial in the Senate.
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  42. That's lazy, Seth. The book is about ALL the reasons she lost, not just Bernie. Maybe if someone on your staff actually read the book, but I guess that's too much effort.
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  43. And he should accept your idea of what's good and what's not, why, exactly?
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  44. Because she isn't any of those things - she's just good at looking like she is.
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  45. He'll never stop. It's the only thing he's ever accomplished outside of cheats, cons, and crappy tv shows.
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  46. +Lisette Garcia Nice try, mija, but it was W who put up that fence. Yet again, you wingnuts try mighty hard to erase the memory of that guy. Not much loyalty in you, is there?
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  47. "Like"? He IS that incompetent boss.
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  48. Really loving Seth's new series, The Orville.
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  49. Narcissists see everything in terms of what makes them look good. Combine that with a flagrant disregard for the idea of truth, and you get a guy who will lie at every moment depending on what he thinks will make him look like a hero and a mensch. Since Twitler has no ability to discern right from wrong, lying means nothing to him. What I find really weird is his habit of not only lying about things that he has no need to lie about, but also that have nothing to do with him whatsoever. He's gone beyond lying for a purpose and now lives in a headspace where there is nothing like objective reality, and everything exists solely to please or annoy him. It's why he can order the tear gas like that, and doubtless would happily order up dogs and water cannons - because those protesters aren't really people to him, they're annoyances. Which leads to the very, very chilling thought that that was Hitler's problem - he was incapable of seeing the people he opposed as actually human, which is why he could order up Hell like that without a qualm. And we already have concentration camps...
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  50. Nice thought, but no. They'll just stream out on their way to their 5,000-calorie breakfasts that they will NOT leave any tips for, and infect everyone else in their path.
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