Comments by "Serai3" (@Serai3) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. Great. Thanks for the fucking mansplaining, Seth.
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  2. Oliver's not a host. It's a one-man show, no guests. So not a host.
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  3. Not sure how much the crises need the services of a fluffer, though.
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  4. Because it's not BIG AND SHINY like the presidential race. And because it takes some effort to learn enough to understand just what's happening. That's way too much trouble for our supposedly "engaged" electorate.
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  5. They're spoiled white men - they hate and fear anyone who doesn't look like them.
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  6. AWWWWW. Poor widdle wingnut all butthurt that some people in the world are actually sane. SO CUTE OMG. * pinches your widdle cheeks *
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  7. They will ALWAYS find a way to be more vile.
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  8. You can't expect wingnuts to understand a joke that complex. Most of them can barely deal with a straight pun, let alone a multi-layered bit of irony like that.
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  9. GETTING scary? GOING to destroy our democracy? AHAHA. I've got news for you, honey - they already DID that in 2016, when too many morons in this country refused to vote for the most qualified candidate in history, and instead voted for this insane vampire clown or else threw their votes away on fringe candidates without a prayer of getting elected. Face it, this country is filled with way too many selfish, venal morons who don't give a fig for democracy, only for getting their OWN WAY DAMMIT.
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  10. Sure he can - so long as he's looking in the mirror while he does it.
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  11. It's not a matter of them understanding you. They're going to twist your words and lie about what you said no matter how you say it. It's not a good idea to allow one's detractors to define the way one speaks or acts. Say it your way, because no matter what, you won't change their chicanery.
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  12. What, you think half the people who dislike videos like this don't do exactly the same?
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  13. That's true, but don't forget the last fourty years the GOP has been packing the local courts, the state courts, the governor's offices, etc. It's not just Trump - we bought this by not paying attention to what the GOP was doing all over the country. We were too busy patting ourselves on the back for being more environmentally conscious and using less plastic, while they were solidifying their grip on power.
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  14. Classic? For gods' sakes, that film isn't even ten years old. You want classic Keanu action? How about SPEED, that made huge bank worldwide in '93?
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  15.  @aaronpearson7929  Here's another: "Teletubbies"
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  16. That hand almost on her ass on the night of the election nauseated me. Her whole body language spoke of a girl who'd been trying to fight off her dad since she was a kid.
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  17. With McConnell staunchly refusing to protect our elections, there's really no hope of anyone getting Twitler out of there. We're stuck with him until Turtlehead isn't around anymore, so light a candle and beg your local deity to fucking get involved, already.
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  18. LOL, that hairline tracks his age just fine.
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  19. Yeah, blame the victim, that's the ticket! Asshole.
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  20. Nobody is protesting the national anthem. PLEASE stop spreading that stupid lie.
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  21. Oh goody. Another lazy asshole who gets her medical advice from brainless starlets and admitted liars.
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  22. He's Biff Tannen and Scut Farkus combines. He had yellow eyes! I swear to God, yellow eyes!
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  23. I don't see that one as a joke about black people swimming, but rather as a joke about how white people would find out the numbers - basically by seeing how many black people they could drown. (Because for a long time, that's how they found out things about black people.) That was the joke's point, the way I heard it.
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  24. So, does anyone else think the new YT comment notifications suck enormously? When is this site going to stop fucking with things just because their developers are bored???
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  25. She's great.
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  26. I still think they need to break it up a bit to improve the payout. It's never good to keep a bit going too long without some kind of change or shift, even if it's only temporary. My thought is that one time, have Seth end up with a joke that sounds like it should be sexist, but isn't. The girls nod and say, hey that's pretty funny! High fives! Then the NEXT time they do it, the girls are back to yelling at him again, which gives Seth even MORE fuel for his outrage, and the bit becomes even funnier because now he feels betrayed - and they can play up the "how's it FEEL?" aspect.
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  27. Hey, some of those girls reject that upbringing. They can be some of the most virulent fighters against it.
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  28. OF COURSE IT'S FUNNY. Jesus Christ, will you people get a fucking sense of humor before you drop dead of apoplexy?
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  29. I do not doubt this. Cruise is a loon. He's just very good at pretending he isn't when he has to.
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  30. A ladder-puller, basically.
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  31. +Julio De La Torre Two groups, actually: idiotic knuckle-dragging wingnuts who really believed he was kidding when he said he was going to screw their lives ocmpletely; and idiotic self-worshipping assholes who thought their EWW reaction to the most qualified candidate in history were more important than THE LIVES AND SAFETY OF EVERYONE ON EARTH. Because that's how fucking SELFISH they are. (And that includes everyone who DIDN'T vote - they voted for Trump BY THEIR SILENCE.)
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  32. +Chad C Payne Sr Logical thought? Is that your explanation for voting for someone who intended to screw you seven ways to Sunday AND SAID SO TO YOUR FACE? Or are you requiring something from others that you refuse to do yourself? Oh well, it'll be fun to watch you cry and scream when you lose your job and your healthcare and everything else because YOUR BOY THINKS YOU'RE A LOSER.
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  33. Hm. I don't see why that last joke is objectionable. It's a joke about a straight white guy, not about lesbians. So what's the problem?
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  34. AHAHAHAAAA.
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  35. No, sorry. I don't have to show a warmongering asshole respect. You do what you want, but I judge people by what they do NOW, not what they did nearly FIFTY YEARS AGO.
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  36. +daminason56 Yeah, and MEASLES was supposedly defeated, but here we are getting outbreaks because of the idiots who prefer to listen to some bubble-headed bimbo instead of actual doctors. There is no way to guarantee that a disease has been "wiped out". Polio could still make a comeback, just as smallpox could make a comeback. We don't know.
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  37. OMG YOU'RE SO CUTE. It's like you really think you can argue and make coherent sense. * ruffles your hair *
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  38. No, Seth. There's another word. You just don't want to use it - yet.
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  39. +Constant Chaos Yeah, as in NONE. Sayings don't kill anything.
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  40. Yeah, but it didn't die of rabies, did it?
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  41. In in California, and I'm trying to figure out how to get extra money so I can do buy a shitload of weed. If I end up having to stay home for weeks, I want to be able to get HIGH, thank you! :D
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  42. I'm not. This country is full of morons who refuse to learn from history.
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  43.  @TahtahmesDiary  Right. That's why he made $33,000,000 last year - because nobody reads his books anymore * eyeroll*
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  44. +Gnorts Mr Alien OMG, somebody please MAKE THAT.
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  45. That's exactly it. They think he's one of them. The money doesn't matter. He acts like them and thinks like them. That's why they love him.
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  46. So what's it to you? What, the guy has to talk about what you order him to, now?
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  47. HE HAS KIDS, YOU FUCKING MORON. And guess what? THEY'RE VACCINATED. Know why? BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT THEM TO DIE. Or anyone ELSE'S kids, either. But you're too fucking stupid to realize you're risking your children's LIVES to assuage your ego. If you'd ever met anyone who'd actually HAD polio, you'd RUSH to the doctor to get your kids vaccinated. But nooooo - you're the absolute genius who knows more about medicine than doctors who've spent THEIR WHOLE LIVES researching this subject. If you want to murder your kids, fine. Go drop a brick on their heads. But leave OUR kids out of it, you selfish turd.
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  48. +G G A few thousand? Try a few hundred MILLION. This idiot knows less about the immune system than my twelve-year-old nephew does. The worst thing is he's WILLFULLY ignorant, and that constitutes negligence. He'd better hope none of his whelps ever infects anyone, or he could be in for a hell of a lawsuit, if not jail time.
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  49. They look like that because he covers them up when he puts on the spray tan.
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  50. I don't intend to see him there. You couldn't pay me enough money to watch that diarrhetic swill.
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