Comments by "Serai3" (@Serai3) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. Um, Hawkeye's breakdown happened in the final episode, so... yeah, the ending of MASH.
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  2. It's in short supply.
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  3. LOL, he's gonna have to start learning to pay, since once he leaves the WH, all his protections will be GONE. He won't be able to play Lawsuit Tango anymore, not with the NY AG breathing down his neck and Deutsche Bank pounding on the door to take away all his assets.
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  4. What a pathetic, whining child he is. All he can think about is how the grownups won't tell him why they keep laughing whenever he opens his mouth.
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  5. I like having a President who cares about the planet. I like having a President who helps people who actually need it. I like having a President who doesn't steal from the voters.
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  6. You want some? Come on over! I like mine sprinkled with garlic and spices.
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  7. I don't drink but I'd be glad to spark up a fattie with you!
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  8. +David Blum Ugh, you cannot have a sandwich of just bread and nut butter. It's a gluey mess that's almost impossible to swallow. That's why the jelly is there, to mitigate the stickiness of the peanut butter. If you don't like the sweet, you can substitute some other sauce. But there has to be something that provides moisture.
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  9. Ugh, fine. Choke on your sticky ball of gunk if that's your idea of a good time.
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  10. ...and the penny drops.
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  11. ...says the guy whose only view of women is through his own ass after he shoves his head up there.
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  12. He became a Scientologist back in the 80's. It was Mimi Rogers that got him into that mess. He married her and she indoctrinated him because the "Church" had their eye on him. They always target young actors.
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  13. I'd say it's because Florida richly deserves it.
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  14. I don't get how that last one was a joke. Men are the ones who won't ask for directions and always get lost, so it doesn't land at all.
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  15. Kellyanne is now saying it's going to be a monthly thing. The investigators must be popping champagne corks right about now.
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  16. All good points, but vaccines DON'T CAUSE autism. So vaccinating is no risk. So these assholes are just that: ASSHOLES.
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  17. Seth is fucking brilliant. You only wish you had as much talent as he has in his little finger.
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  18. Because we let people with five-year-old minds vote.
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  19. Right. Because the Silver Spoon Spoiled Rich Boy you've put in the White house really cares about you. Not to mention all the Wall Street bankers and billionaires he's stuffing his cabinet with. Oh yeah, they ALL care about you. AHAHA. Man, it's going to be SO YUMMY watching you ball-clutching little wingnuts scream and cry as he breaks EVERY. SINGLE. PROMISE. he made to you dumbass marks.
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  20. Coincidence? I think that word does not mean what you think it means.
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  21. ***** No, you and I heard the SAME joke DIFFERENTLY.
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  22. No, because NOTHING is 100%. So that person that doesn't vaccinate is putting your kids at risk along with all the other kids. Because vaccinations work better the MORE people are vaccinated. That's why it's called "herd immunity".
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  23. It was worth watching in its original run mainly for the actors. Barr was always annoying, though. You really haven't missed much.
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  24. LOLOL. No, asshole. They bring MORE money in. That's the fucking point. Jesus, what a dickhead.
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  25. But they'd certainly require an investigation of the video. Several times. With the lights off.
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  26. Obama really said that in his book? I guess I should move it up on my reading list. :D
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  27. Hell, there are creepy pictures of him with her NOW.
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  28. +D Hank You're talking about a malignant narcissist. (That's the DSM categorization of his particular mental illness.) To him, NOTHING he does is ever wrong. He looks in the mirror, all right, but he thinks he looks great always. His particular condition is dangerous to others, even more so than psychopathy. He believes himself the center of the universe and he can do no wrong.
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  29. Yeah, some. And some can walk around shitfaced and nobody will know. Except when have shrieking meltdowns like this guy.
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  30. The only way they can get and keep power is by lying, cheating, and stealing.
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  31.  @edsnotgod  * yawn * Go home, Sergei. You're drunk.
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  32.  @edsnotgod  Whoa, time to lay off the meth, son. Your brain's dripping out your nose.
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  33. +Abby Titus That whole thing of not wanting a politician seriously sounds insane to me. Why in the name of the gods would you hire someone who has no idea how to do the job? Who hires a chef to service his transmission? Who hires a bus driver to pilot a spaceship? It's completely bizarre to me.
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  34. You can thank police "unions" for the fact that cops can be utterly evil bastards and never, ever get busted for their crimes. These organizations are a mockery of REAL unions, for they exist solely for the purpose of shielding cops when they do something rotten. They don't deal with wages or hours or benefits or anything except running interference for criminals and lobbying for laws that make it IMPOSSIBLE to put a cop in jail. That is the first thing that has to happen - these corrupt "unions" HAVE TO GO. No progress can be made so long as there are government-subsidized lobbying groups making murder unpunishable.
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  35. Didn't you know grandmas are superheroines?
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  36. Or they could have just been fixed. None of those problem images were integral. They could have just removed them.
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  37. The camera adds pounds. How does Charlize not know that?
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  38. OMG, are bell bottoms making a comeback?
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  39. It's a brilliant show. You won't regret it.
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  40. 20 miles? More like 20 inches.
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  41. Guys, maybe next time rethink the whole "giving away the punch line" thing.
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  42. Does anyone else see the connection between Beyonce's Coachella outfit and Tina Turner's Thunderdome one?
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  43. Yeah, I've heard that Europeans don't pair sweet with salty. It is an odd combo, that's true. The only time I really like it is peanut butter and jelly. Otherwise, the salt just interferes. :)
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  44. What, you think we don't know that??
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  45. He comes from the very best stock, you know. * nods *
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  46. Funny, I haven't seen anyone here doing that. Perhaps a little less beer before you post next time?
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  47. Imagine what kind of scumbag you have to be to joke about hitting an elder with a hammer.
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  48. +1left2theright 4Jc Yep. Twitler can't accomplish anything on his own. He's utterly useless for anything other than hate. But he can't stand the fact that he's useless, so he takes credit for everything done by others.
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  49. Of course it matters. He knows that perfectly well. He's trying desperately to distract people.
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  50. We've elected a childish, rude, snot-nosed, silver spoon bully to the White House. We're going back to being the laughingstock of the whole world. Oh well, at least his moronic supporters will be getting screwed the worst. That'll be some small consolation while the country is falling apart and Russia is taking over.
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