Comments by "Steve Parker" (@steveparker8065) on "The Independent" channel.

  1. Now, this is a story all about how, Will's life just flipped, turned upside down. Chris made a cheap joke, about Jada's hair. Then took a fresh slap from the Prince of Bel-Air...
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  2. Someone knows that guy, he doesn't look like he could control those two dogs either. They look to weigh more than him.
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  3. It's not as if presenters at the BBC have a history of this kind of thing...
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  4. lol, I hate it when that happens. Nothing worse than being woken up by a nosey Rhino with the horn...
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  5. Hey, I know let's forgive Johnson and vote the Tories in again next time. That way they can continue to make our lives a living nightmare. After all, none of us has a backbone, we'd rather binge-watch Netflix than march on Downing Street...
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  6. All the time and heartache her parents spent bringing her up and nursing her throughout her childhood and illness. All the time she spent in schooling and learning to acquire a degree to be a productive member of society. All the people whose lives she touched. All lost because of one man. Now her family and friends must grieve her loss because of that man's actions. Such a sad waste of human life.
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  7. Militant protests? Does she mean poverty-waged individuals trying to claim decent compensation for their labour? Does she know the cost of living crisis is her and her party's fault? does she know most Brits are struggling to survive? Gotta love the Tories, they keep trying to lower the bar on PMs and considering the last one, you'd have to be a world limbo champion to sink any lower...
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  8. A brave man and a true hero! I wouldn't want to go up against security in a place like that...
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  9. He's not the Prime Minister, he's a very naughty boy!
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  10. Now, this was a story all about how Will's life got flipped turned upside down. Chris made a cheap joke about Jada's hair then took a fresh slap from the prince of Bel Air...
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  11. At least the bid poop was made in America. Glad to see such high levels of journalism, this of course is one of the most important stories in the world right now...
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  12. I can't imagine being one of those anxious parents who were restrained by police who wouldn't engage the shooter themselves...
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  13. I'm sure he'll be comfortable in his bunker while the Earth regenerates, the rest of us is a different matter. The global market for “incident and emergency management” (bunkers, supplies, closed systems for air and water) is expected to jump in value from $132.4 billion in 2021 to $423 billion by 2025...
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  14. Considering the state of Britain at the moment with its multiple crises in the NHS, economy and cost of living. Choosing between Truss and Sunak is akin to having to choose between Fred or Rosemary West to babysit your kids...
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  15. She was having nun of it... Sorry...
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  16. And a wealthy corrupt kleptocrat is a wealthy corrupt kleptocrat...
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  17. I'm just so glad he can find peace of mind and sleep at night despite causing so much loss of life through incompetence during his time as Health Secretary...
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  18. The gravy train has ended for the Tory's mates and contractor shareholders, but Northern taxpayers won't be happy...
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  19. Whenever I see Jacob Rees-Mogg I can't help but think of the 1800s and Whitechapel. Flickering shadows cast by an oil lamp post dance around a cloaked figure. A scream piercing the pitch-black midnight silence that hovers over London like an ominous warning. The sound of a cane cracks against the cobbled pavement as a red pool reflects a blood moon with the silhouette of a nefarious character in a cloak and a top hat. Jack the Kipper...
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  20. He said "Cult of Death" lol, that's my nickname for the Tory party...
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  21. "I'm a fighter, not a quitter!" That didn't age well despite it being only 24 hours ago...
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  22. How about the rich take this one on the chin for a change? The struggling poor have enough problems, let the wealthy pay for their own mistakes...
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  23. RIP Shane: "Then they'll take you to Cloughprior and shove you in the ground But you'll stick your head back out and shout "We'll have another round" At the graveside of Cúchulainn we'll kneel around and pray And God is in his Heaven and Billy's down by the bay (yah!)"
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  24. Shocker - politician takes bribes... Show me one who doesn't...
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  25. Nothing worse than your £6 million yacht going up in flames, I can sympathise completely. I once bought a dingy at the seaside for a tenna...
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  26. She blames France but the Tories didn't spend the 33million to upgrade Dover terminals to take double the traffic as the experts had suggested was necessary. Tories blame the unemployed for being unemployed, the working poor for not earning enough money, the EU for the fallout from Brexit. Seriously take responsibility, they're like children...
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  27. Guess the appointments of Tory donors and ex-Tory MPs and aids to the BBC and board of directors gives them considerable power...
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  28. Why don't these protesters understand? You can't have rich people forced to suffer the burden of paying for the infrastructure they exploit for profit, leave that to the rest of us! Rich people are special and deserve every luxury our poverty can provide them...
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  29. Brave theif takes on a huge, terrifying dog in order to liberate a defenceless E-bike from confinement...
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  30. lol, that saved him a lot of shame and embarrassment. Now he can face charges for Fastlane fraud and home care failures that would be great!
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  31. I'd just like to congratulate the government on uniting Britain... At least in the sense of uniting Britain in their anger at the incompetent government...
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  32. lol no truth allowed at the Tory conference, no surprise there...
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  33. Appear to laugh? What's the point in reporting so 'conservatively' when any human being can detect that they are in fact, undoubtedly laughing...
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  34. Boris pulled out? I bet Carrie was relieved...
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  35. I think anything that's sentient could replace Johnson and do a far better job. By anything that's sentient, I mean human, animal or even a plant. I'd be quite happy to see a sea lion take over, to be honest, it couldn't do any worse...
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  36. So much like alcohol, fast food, sugar and prescription drugs then? Oh and voting Tory - while I've never done that I'm sure many are regretting doing so...
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  37. The arrogance and self-delusion of Trump are incredibly excessive, I'm not sure how he would have survived infancy without his inherited wealth and pampering. A trully abominable personality and a lesson to us all. I'm so glad I was born working class and had to learn life lessons regarding poverty, illness, power etc...
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  38. Please keep him and his consort. They're about as much use as a rubber beak on a woodpecker...
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  39. That's why you should always leave the room before getting your butler to flush. I'm joking, what do you think I am a Tory?
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  40. Leading by example as always. Such a pleasure to be governed by such impeccably bred philanthropic, humanitarians. Such integrity, class, honour and compassion. Long live our exemplary Etonion overlords...
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  41. Account for the £37 billion test and trace then...
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  42. There she is, delivering for the nation...
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  43. Stilts still amaze people? Short bodied long legged aliens to keep us amused while the world burns...
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  44. "One less for St Nicholas. There's nothing as vile or as sad or ridiculous as the coffin of a child." - Carter USM
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  45. This is ridiculous, everything the man says is a lie. What's the point in dissecting his constant stream of bull? Just get rid of him, he can't lie straight in bed.
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  46. Feudalism, Serfs and archaic systems of divine rule should be consigned to the basement of history. Privilege being funded by the taxpayer who are struggling with living costs...
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  47. Deplorable human beings, how can these semi-sentient obnoxious individuals be in charge of our lives...
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  48. Starmer is being a little mean to poor Boris. Personally, I just love the way our PM and his philanthropic friends - who deeply respect the British public and the rule of law - are so trustworthy and would never lie. I'm overjoyed at how well they have provided a beacon of hope and integrity globally while managing our economy so well that even the poorest Brit is now able to occasionally eat...
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  49. America on bring a gun to work day... Civilisation? not even close...
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  50. I love how corporations try to display some humanity and decency. Be happy and think of humane thoughts as you struggle to buy Christmas presents when you can barely afford food and energy bills...
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