Comments by "Robert Morgan" (@RobertMorgan) on "PewDiePie" channel.

  1. He did, that's the highest rating! Everyone knows this. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0
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  2. Oooo Look, I found 50 Oxycontin in the trash, it's going to be a WEEKEND, ya'll!
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  3. The flight to Barcelona is canceled...but we can fly you to Paris and you can drive 7 hours to Barcelona. "REEEE not good enough!!"
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  4. The graphics are mindgobbling!
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  5.  Brian Prior  OSHA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT AND IS NOTING YOUR COMMENTS...
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  6. As he stated, those weights are POUNDS, not kilos.
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  7. Use groot to cook the Baby Yoda lutefisk
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  8. Why couldn't he at least be in love with a cool car, lol? I could see it if it was like a 1990 BMW E30 M3 or something.
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  9. 2019: It's everyday Bro is 2 years old and has 249 million views. 2019: Bitch Lasagna is 10 months old and has 220 million views. I think the better rapper is clear here.
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  10. 12:26 Pewds out of context illuminati confirmed gesture!
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  11. I have a friend whose last name is Scott, and she married a man whose first name is Scott, and I suggested this was a once-in-a-lifetime chance for him to take her last name and legally become named Scott Scott. This opportunity was sadly missed by this couple.
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  12. 20:21 imagine how you'd get used to fidgeting with stuff absentmindedly on camera living in space/microgravity. That seems like it would be hella convenient and you'd adjust to it, the zoom call cuts to your cam and there you are with like 7 different things floating/hovering/spinning around you in 3d space, like a coffee cup, a pen, phone, spinning fidget spinner, some snacks, a random notebook, a knife, lol.
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  13. A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration I just wanna tell you that I think you're both amazing .
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  14. 24:43 is that The Curator standing there?
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  15. Bats do have navels, because they are mammals. Bats are actually more closely related to humans than birds are.
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  16. Perfect use case for a single-block cow automated farm. Just need a dispenser, a hopper, a chest, and a bucket. Neigh infinite cows and leather.
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  17. And just like that, everyone forgot about Among Us
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  18. Technically didn't Felix meet his wife on the dating app Youtube?
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  19. Here's the biggest question I have about these videos: WHAT GYM ARE YOU GOING TO WHERE PEOPLE ARE RECORDING ALL THE TIME? At the gym I go to, if you even posses a camera, you're banned, possibly prosecuted. There are signs in every room, if you thing you see someone with a camera or taking photos/video, report it immediately. There are kids and families there, it's a PRIVATE facility, and I guarantee none of those recorded gave consent. The risk and liability are just way too high.
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  20.  @XshXD  this implies that bad looking people would also be attractive. Remember, attraction ends the second you speak to someone, it's the fleeting feeling that gets you into contact with someone. Plenty of horrible, terrible people are very attractive.
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  21. Half a billion dollar house better come with at least a few hundred thousand acres of surrounding land. Like the house from Ex Machina, where the chopper pilot is like "We've been flying over the estate for the last two hours!"
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  22. Thanks for fucking things up so hard, Dad-bro. You could have just capped yourself and joined your family in your office, without the whole lets turn off the containment field and destroy reality part.
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  23. Sive is....blaBRITISH. Interesting
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  24. You guys are getting ads?!
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  25. Got my Glock 19 enchanted with Efficiency V, Power III, and Mending.
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  26. Update! Women rate same black man 20% LESS attractive
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  27. "What is recess?" Five hundred million people: "WHAT?! How does he not know what recess is?!"
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  28. "You know what happens when the storm comes...bad weather"
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  29. So much better than Markiplier...
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  30. And that's why I use MCSave in 5 minute snapshot mode.
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  31. The chick washing the car with fuel, depends on the place I guess, but usually where I live yellow handle gas pumps are Ethanol, which is probably even worse for your finish than gasoline lol.
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  32. Wait, Apple STOPPED using child/slave labor?
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  33. Ick, I cannot condone any medium which gives Pokimane positive attention. Not after all the evil she's done.
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  34. That's the problem with these things as a whole: attraction, attractiveness, is FLEETING. It's an INITIAL in-the-door type thing, like a headline, thumbnail, or title. If people click your article or video and they've been clickbaited, attracted without actual fulfillment, they're gone. Some of the most attractive people are horrible, and some of the lest attractive are great. Attraction is a starting point, not a continuing state.
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  35.  @bandamani  you're scared of something that happens rarely and to a very small number of people overall. Let me guess, you're also terrorized over Covid, despite it having a current, proven survival rate of 99.9%? Do you drive? Every time you do, it's a higher risk to your safety than running at night as a woman in a bad neighborhood with Covid lol. Humans are terrible at accurately assessing risk. This is the root of most of our societal problems.
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  36. We need the Team PewDiePie House! Maybe Paul Logan can set that up?
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  37. Black hot water = excessive manganese. Felix = 100% right about not using hot water for cooking/drinking. Me= Licensed water treatment specialist.
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  38. A hut? That's pretty extravagant.
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  39. And thus with this announcement, the Pewdarazzi was born to follow and photograph him lol
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  40. Teenage Chris Evans
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  41. 3:55 you're talking shit to someone, then they do THAT and you're like "I'm sorry...I was wrong, or something, just, let me leave" lol
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  42. You've invented MMA. You could have made enough money to buy this house lol.
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  43. Felix has number dyslexia. That's a thing, right?
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  44. That 5 women 15 men video is conclusive proof that looks are NOT everything, regardless of gender lol. "Hmm, she's pretty attractive" Her: "I like pennies..." Other Her: "Um....I go to the gym! That's personality, right?" Weird Longhaired Vibetarian Guy: "We just organically aligned [hair flip]. Do you like kundelini?" Normal People: "What the fuck is wrong with all of you?"
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  45. Ken, we're spending $86 MILLION DOLLARS to house illegal immigrants in hotels in a foreign country, for 6 months. It works out to ~$70 THOUSAND DOLLARS per immigrant, per the budgeted plans. That $86 million would run my local City budget 100% funded for almost 20 years, but ok, why not blow it in half a year on non-taxpayer non-citizens.
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  46. PewDiePie Team 10-style channel incubator, I'd watch that .
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  47. If you don't like the snowman golems, just make them with a carved pumpkin and down shear them. Then they have jack o lantern heads instead of that creepy crooked snowman horror smile.
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  48. or hitting your goal and some insanoid appears and kicks the bar down on you and starts GTA5 Trevor rampaging at you lol.
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  49. Raid Shadow Legends, no, all the testimonials about shaving your balls from youtubers sponsored by Manscaped is far worse.
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  50. I'd have just been like "I know how to hack ATMs, I'm a millennial, don't worry about it."
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