Comments by "Robert Morgan" (@RobertMorgan) on "Better Bachelor"
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A day in my life:
I go to bed at 11pm after taking care of my 82 year old dad who lives with me, because he's old and stays up late.
Up at 3 or 4am, contemplate my will to live while I make coffee. Take the dozens of supplements, out the door by 5am to the gym, run 3 miles, 20 minutes of stairs, lift, shower, at work by 7am.
Fast until about 10am, usually have a keto Factor meal, 500-700 calories.
Work my job managing a water treatment utility serving 10,000 customers 24x7, work 10 hours.
Swipe right on a few thousand tinder profiles, 5-6 a second, in breaks hoping for one match every other week or so...
Leave work, back to the gym for an hour or two to lift.
Back home to cook dinner for dad, probably get super high, in bed my 10 or 11 to do it again.
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Some giant chick matched with me on Tinder, I decided to troll her a bit because she said in her bio she was way into fantasy.
So I asked which she liked better, Rangs of Power or House of the Dragon.
She said HOTD was too violent, she liked Rangs, of course. I asked which Tolkienian race she would be, of course it was an Elf. You're like 350lbs, so that's true fantasy lulz.
Anyway, after the Rangs finale, I messaged her "Hey, so Galadriel apparently wants to F Sauron, and her actions actually destroyed Middle Earth, brought about Mordor, and doomed mankind to suffering, so good job elves!
And I never heard back lol.
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