Comments by "Robert Morgan" (@RobertMorgan) on "The Critical Drinker" channel.

  1. I for one am OUTRAGED: This is 2019, the Charlie's Angels remake should be starring a diverse multicultural cast of MEN as the Angels, because reversing things is always woke.
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  2. Wait, in the original story, weren't the Lost Boys boys because only little boys are that STUPID? It WAS! "There are no "lost girls" because, as Peter explains, girls are far too clever to fall out of their prams." So them diversifying the cast of Lost Boys is actually a self-own, they changed the source to make girls STUPIDER. Great work as always Moden Disney.
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  3. It seems like somewhere along the way, in the Star Trek example, that they lost the idea that The Enterprise is the Federation's Flagship, THE front-line vessel, the most prestigious posting in the entire galactic fleet. Only the best of the best of the best were selected for service on the Enterprise and the competition for positions was intense. That would mean that when writing a part for a crew member of that vessel, however you portray them reflects on the rest of the entire world you're building. If they're useless and incompetent, you're telegraphing that in your canon this massive paramilitary apparatus of many worlds and countless people working together towards this overarching goal of space exploration can't find anyone better than the incompetent character to serve that role AND they're the best they have out of their giant talent pool. In well-written Star Trek, they have flawed characters, BUT despite their flaws they're also there because for the most part they're exceedingly qualified for their job. People can relate because we've all probably worked with someone like that. "That guy over in engineering, I don't really like him, he's kind of an asshole, when we clock out he can f-off away from me...BUT he IS the best, most qualified person I know to work on (noun). He's the only person I'd trust with that. Just because I might allegedly think he's a piece of shit as a person doesn't mean he's not great at this job." But when you write a character with bad personal character AND incompetence in their specialty or role, you start asking "why are they here?".
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  4. It's like that Chinese curse: "May you live in interesting times". Interesting and exciting unfortunately aren't always good. Example: the last 8 months of 2020...😧
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  5. My suggestion: Hugh Laurie. He's basically already played The Doctor, literally, on House MD.
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  6. I'm still trying to get over how Fury and SHIELD never once facescanned him and compared his biometrics to every known database and found out who he was and investigated that information. If he's the alternate-earth Beck, then get the this-earth Beck here right now. This is the org that had ships that could facial recog any terrorist anywhere on earth at any time and insta-kill them, but you can deceive them with a cover story and a fake name?
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  7. In the original story, weren't the Lost Boys boys because only little boys are that STUPID? It WAS! "There are no "lost girls" because, as Peter explains, girls are far too clever to fall out of their prams." So them diversifying the cast of Lost Boys is actually a self-own, they changed the source to make girls STUPIDER. Great work as always Moden Disney.
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  8. The part like that which struck me was when everything went public, and they're discussing evacuations. No, everything here is fine, BUT meanwhile in Germany, a thousand miles away, they're not letting children leave the house because the measured radiation is too dangerous, a thousand miles downwind...but I'm sure everything HERE, not 1000 miles away, is just fine.
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  9. First time being first
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  10. On a more positive note, I have to say this incarnation of The Master is pretty good in my opinion. Sacha Dhawan is rather talented in portraying someone completely deranged. I think it fits.
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  11. I actually thought I was having a trip flashback during the cave king vision quest ceremony with Willem Dafoe chanting in the darkness lol.
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  12. So, Dune Part II, summer 2031?
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  13. I saw this in the theater, and it's one of the few times I said 'Oh fuck you' out loud in a movie. When it ended, it just...ended. They had their fight, he starts flying, and I'm like NO, don't abruptly just end [ends].
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  14. And STILL not ginger... How offensive.
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  15. In fairness he was 8 years old at that time, there COULD have been some regen in there beforehand or yeah no I have no idea.
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  16.  @Ambusher1st  an example of doing that somewhat right was, in all places, the Agents of Shield TV show. The Asgardian warrior left on Earth from the long past that decided to live as a human and blend in as a meek nobody...but when they outed him he snapped his police handcuffs off like they were tissue paper, and Coulson or Ward try to stab him, only for him to grab the knife blade with his bare hand, squeeze, and you see the steel of the knife extrude out between his fingers like you or I squeezed cream cheese, it was a fast and subtle way of showing even this nobody, semi-aged, foot soldier former-Berserker Asgardian was orders of magnitude stronger than any human.
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  17. It's almost like the story NEVER HAPPENED, great writing!
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  18.  @extramild1  absolutely not! The tactics we use today, called 'propaganda', were invented in the 1920s and are virtually unchanged today. They just work regardless of medium or time. Social media is the perfect vehicle for the tactics a nazi propagandist would have learned in that period, which btw we in the US invented, through Edward Bernays. For example, Bernays is why you eat bacon and eggs for breakfast, he invented that under the employ of farm unions in the 20s to drive up the price/demand for chickens and hogs.
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  19. I saw that. I did. Anthony Starr as superman was all I had to hear to be on board.
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  20. No, you ordered a fillet and they served a fillet, it's just that you ordered sirloin and they brought salmon. And they use the same seasoning on both.
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  21. I venture that's a no. Probably more like "I'm famous, bitches".
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  22. We all die alone, unless you're to the point you have a retinue of servants who sacrifice themselves on your funeral pyre to serve you in the afterlife, like a Pharaoh.
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  23. Regarding Loki, I always remember something old YouTube movie critic Spoony said, "Why would anyone ever trust Loki, HE'S THE GOD OF DECEIT!", he would shout in anguish when someone was blatantly fooled. And he's right. Fool me once, shame on you, Loki fools seemingly smart people to their face a million times...
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  24. "most of the time nothing actually happened" And that's what was so great about it, the tension, because sometimes, something actually did happen, so always be tense!
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  25. In the original story, weren't the Lost Boys boys because only little boys are that STUPID? It WAS! "There are no "lost girls" because, as Peter explains, girls are far too clever to fall out of their prams." So them diversifying the cast of Lost Boys is actually a self-own, they changed the source to make girls STUPIDER. Great work as always Moden Disney.
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  26. Well, he's ENGLISH, does that even count as 'white' any more?
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  27. I agree, came out of the packed theater feeling the same way... NOW, do Days of Thunder next!!
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  28. They didn't even try that with Batman Beyond. Terry was a dogshit Batman stand-in for like half the show, it took him a LONG time, experience, and constant mentoring in real time by Elderly Bruce just to survive most of the time. It was probably just because he wasn't "I'm a Womaaaaan" powerful though.
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  29.  @gensoustudio4703  despite all that, they die to gunfire and knives...
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  30. That Leslie Jones bit was funny, BUT only because Melissa McCarthy getting the shit slapped out of her is always funny lollol
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  31. How to build the Batsuit, step 1: Kill and skin a Kryptonian.
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  32. The dial up of destiny
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  33. Don't worry, they fix that in the remake starring Amber Heard and Oprah..
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  34. The ending makes me hate how they killed off Oberyn Martell even more.
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  35. The Cybermen were considered one of the most deadly enemies due to their NUMBERS. Remember the Battle of Canary Wharf, the great Cybermen/Dalek meeting. There were 5 MILLION Cybermen and the 4 Daleks considered 1 Dalek all they'd need against that number. As they said, this is not war, this is pest control. Cybermen are superior in only one aspect: dying. Of course, 1 Dalek could basically take on all of Earth's forces as well, so it's not like we're much better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBzZycw9APw
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  36. 8:42 ya know, that's possibly the most realistic part of the movie when you think about it. I'd expect interstellar aliens to have at least this good of optical and networking technology to remote access their own equipment and read text from across a room via webcam. Shit, hackers can do that already on Earth, today.
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  37. 5:41 whoa, that actress' face is literally if I took AOC's face in Lightroom and cranked the tone down from "White Hispanic" to "97% African American". It's like the exact same facial structure in a actual person of color color.
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  38. TWIST: it's actually a tie-in to Empire and Adonis Creed is the stolen son of Lucious Lion, in the future. Boom. Speculate.
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  39. I have long disliked this story because a central point of it was the Lost Boys are lost and boys because they're stupid boys. There were no lost girls because girls aren't that stupid. As a little boy I didn't like that. BUT Disney fixed that here, lol. They diversified the cast to add lost girl boys, meaning they now establish by accident that little girls are in face just as stupid that they fall out of prams, get lost, and are taken to neverland. They succeeded through their failure, somehow.
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  40. 8:40 this is a big plot hole in many stories: the earth is not special or particularly abundant in natural resources on a spacefaring scale. Any race that came to earth to plunder our stuff, iron, gold, water, and so on, would have to pass dozens of larger, abundant, FREE sources in space on the way here. It's like driving past the corner gas station and getting on the interstate to the grocery store when all you want is a bottle of soda. You can do it, but why go so far out of your way when you don't need to? The Halo franchise actually used the reverse of this plot hole to determine The Covenant's intent to invade and destroy Earth to kill off and cripple humanity: a line of dialogue states they passed a dozen occupied, better planets on the way to earth once they learned its location.
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  41. "Pls show me someone who is able to emote this much with only one third of their face showing, not even having his eyes to emote. " Benedict Cumberbatch, Smaug.
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  42. But at the end of the day, either way it's retarded: They're machines. They have no gender to start with. What gender is your microwave? Your refrigerator? Your cell phone? Exactly.
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  43. I'd argue that's backwards: JON SNOW is the Gary Stu here, the secret heir to the throne that just happens to be the best fighter we know from the start of the show, who never loses, even when he DIES. By contrast, Arya has zero skills starting out, loses everything, starts over deciding to get revenge, and gains the skills she has over years of work and even torment, such as being blinded and abandoned, stabbed near to death, and having to kill countless people on her path to getting back anything she's lost. I hate the SJW/Metoo/identity politics bullshit as well, but I think too much of that is being read into this episode.
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  44. Lol the 3rd best movie in the trilogy.
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  45. The force brought us together...yeah, you were definitely forced lol
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  46. Avatar is the 10/10 hot chick that kind of likes you, but is a literal dumb blond lol. They say a lot of stupid shit, but most of it's glossed over because of the visuals.
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  47. I have long disliked this story because a central point of it was the Lost Boys are lost and boys because they're stupid boys. There were no lost girls because girls aren't that stupid. As a little boy I didn't like that. BUT Disney fixed that here, lol. They diversified the cast to add lost girl boys, meaning they now establish by accident that little girls are in face just as stupid that they fall out of prams, get lost, and are taken to neverland. They succeeded through their failure, somehow.
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  48. Hugh Laurie
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  49. Just remember, before Andrew Jackson was President, he SHOT AND KILLED another man in a duel for making fun of his wife. Just saying, there was a time...
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  50. Our underestimation of them in this very conversation proves it. Remember that in many parts of the world, child soldiers are very effective.
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