Comments by "Robert Morgan" (@RobertMorgan) on "Timcast" channel.

  1. NBC= National Broadcasting Company... Doesn't that make their employees NATIONALISTS?!?!
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  2. Tim: leave the Biden bus alone! Everyone: tell the Biden bus to leave Texas alone!
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  3. How I met my almost wife. Had she not asked me, I'd never have looked twice, but the INITIATIVE added like 4 points to her score.
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  4. Also, btw, I had to sell your building to a new owner, he'll be bringing new leases around for you to sign, and your rent is going up 20%. Sign or leave, have a great day, not my problem anymore.
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  5. We're going on rent strike! Landlord goes out of business, building lost, everyone evicted or rent increased by new owner.
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  6. Oh no, positive attention and praise, I have to cry for no reason!
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  7. Surprise, we tattooed you while you were asleep, you can never be buried in a cemetery with your family, hilarious right! It's just a prank, Jew-bro!
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  8. Stealthing makes zero sense to me as a man. Usually it's women trying to make you get them pregnant, not a man having sex with a woman that doesn't want kids trying to get her pregnant. Why would I WANT a BABY with a woman who isn't on board with the idea? Then again I'm adopted so I have a hangup about random sex and accidental pregnancy. so....
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  9. Store owners also have power in numbers, bullet weight, velocity, magazine capacity, pellets per shell, lots of numbers.
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  10. Tims a millionaire so hes obviously doing bad things...
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  11. That calls back to the phrase "heavily edited video" they like to use in their newscast with a cut, transition, or camera event every 10 seconds lol. The news is heavily edited, staged, and produced. Why else would it be called programming, created by producers?
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  12. My congressman was correct when he said that by the way, the female body absolutely has a way to shut rape down. It's called the Second Amendment and the (apparently) pro-rape left oppose it.
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  13. The irony is that a quality air rifle today actually costs more than a completely adequate pump shotgun.
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  14. I still think it's annoying that I can say "Back in The Day of the late 90s, you could actually fly from the US to Europe on a jet faster than sound in less than 3 hours". It's 2020, The Concorde should be obsolete tech, but no, it's yet to be equaled or surpassed decades later. Fuck, it takes more than three hours to fly just about anywhere in the US these days, and forget about transatlantic. What's happened to the future?
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  15. No. He said she cooperated, meaning she overtly, not secretly, wanted it. Hate for the right reasons at least.
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  16. I remember my 84 year old dad asking me why everyone was talking about equity, why do these people deserve loans? He had only ever heard equity in the context of the value of an asset or investment, like home equity. He was totally confused by the idea it meant equalizing things communisticly, from each according to their means, to each according to their needs or some BS.
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  17. Try running a water plant only 2 other people know how to and/or are licensed to operate. Irreplaceable critical infrastructure status. We're in a complete isolation protocol. Only one person works at any time, zero interaction with the public or other city depts/coworkers, and strictly no non-employees on site. We haven't even had a single case within a county of us. I took this job initially kind of joking about having water treatment skills would make me valuable in an apocalypse, but actually experiencing a taste that responsibility for real now is not so fulfilling. I don't want to be the VIP lol. I'd much rather take my 8 weeks paid sick time and 3 weeks vacation and ride this all out at my farm. Stay safe.
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  18. Remember GATTICA, where they went on the first date, Uma Thurmon's character snuck a hair from Vincent and went to a kiosk and had it INSTANTLY full genetically sequenced? That is the dating future I see in our current biotech revolution. Your date goes to the bathroom, you surreptitiously swab a few skin cells off her glass, put the sample in the dongle that plug into your smartphone, and DING 10 seconds later here's their whole genetic makeup, yes they're a woman, OOO there's some major risk factors for this list, have no kids with this person, your kids will be f-ed up especially combined with YOUR dna... We're there TODAY, it's just the cost and availability. I got the full scan from 23&me when I decided I wanted kids someday, and thank god I have 0.00% inheritable diseases, I'm not a carrier for anything horrific, so there's at least that
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  19. Tim: doesn't believe any of the crisis is a hoax or overblown. Also Tim: believes what's happening in China is underplayed and a hoax
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  20. But, but, it's newsguard certified!
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  21. Huh....so anyway, I started buying motorcycles...
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  22. Let's be honest, if I could slang (bleep) online for money, why not?
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  23. If you know where Hannibal is (and of course you do), I had friends there tell me they ran into people there from as far as Chesterfield and Ofallon looking for toilet paper and hand sanitizer a few weeks ago. I live in northeast mo and was in Jeff City early March for a convention before everything shutdown, and I admit I hit about every store between there and home the day I went back.
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  24. Tim can't relate because he's white passing but does not consider himself white. He's Asian. Despite looking Midwest white lol.
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  25. Per Harvard/Johns Hopkins, when analyzing the test results and patient outcomes: Those 30-50 who test POSITIVE for the virus show a symptomatic rate of 0.5%. Of that 0.5%, 40% need hospitalization, but that big scary number actually means of that positive group, only 0.002% are hospitalized. Meaning, for those 30-50, even testing positive, there is a 99.998% chance you won't require hospitalization at all. I think an ambulance ride to the hospital has a larger risk than that. And that's just hospitalizations, it's an even smaller fraction of that 0.002% that die.
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  26. When before has it taken a hit like this? We're in completely uncharted territory. The auto, housing, travel, tourism, and bar/restaurant indsutries just spun down to zero all at once, the entire industries. Many parts won't come back at all. Sure, it'll probably recover, but how many years or decades will it take? We JUST BARELY got over the Carnage of 2008 a year or 2 ago. All that damage is just after two weeks so far? Imagine how bad it will be after a few months of this. I'm just glad Im debt free and work an irreplaceable job in the most critical of critical infrastructure sectors. I'm expecting to pick up some nice used good for pennies on the dollar as people lose everything.
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  27. My dad has worked from home since the 60s, it's called FARMING. It's super hot right now.
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  28. It's everyday, bro.
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  29. Best vaccine is the real thing. We need to start offering the young and healthy the ability to volunteer to be deliberately infected and recovered, to actively build our immune population. This is how vaccines originally worked. Deliberate infection with the very mild vaccinia virus created human immunity to the deadly smallpox virus. As mild as Covid is in the vast majority of cases, it makes more sense to control it's spread deliberately, so healthy people can volunteer/be screened to have the best outcome. We'd approach herd immunity far faster and probably with fewer deaths. We could house the deliberately infected in hotels for their quarantine period.
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  30. Problem is, us useful people of that generation also aren't having kids, because we can't stand half our cohorts enough to even bleep them lol.
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  31. For the S strain or the L strain. There ARE two. The S is the "most people get it and most have no sympoms" one going global. The L strain is the one that wrecks huge percentages of whom gets it. Getting the S strain seems to confer immunity to the L strain.
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  32. When I took my position as a utilities director for my local municipality, I asked the mayor for his advice. His sole guidance was "You need to visit city hall and BE SEEN at least once a day for at least 15-20 minutes, so people know who you are and remember you, otherwise people will try to cut you out of what's going on" And that's why I visit city hall once a week for 5 minutes or less to drop off payroll, then I bounce, because I don't work in city hall, I have my own office and my own crew in my own facility to go be seen by people who work for me, I don't really care about the rest. I'm not trying to get elected to anything, I'm maxed on what I can be promoted to, my ambition at this point is to be left alone to work lol.
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  33. As a middle aged adult, going to work is the only iron-clad excuse I have to escape the house. I'd go crazy stuck at home all the time AND having to work there too.
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  34. That's because Dr Fauchi and the CDC were consultants on that movie. It's screenplay is adapted from the actual response plans, the plans we're seeing real-world today. If you've ever taken any of the FEMA independent study courses to certify for a job or position, none of this is a surprise, it's all rigidly planned and refined over decades. WHILE YOU'RE LOCKED INDOORS, now is a perfect time to take some of those FEMA classes, it's free insider knowledge real estate. Start with the Incident Command System (ICS) as it's the base level you need to know, then work up to the NIMS (National incident management system) and finally to the top dog big daddy that ties it all together from the top down, the NRF, The National Response Framework. Hell, they even have classes on how to run a distribution center under martial law, lots to learn. https://training.fema.gov/nims/
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  35.  @thorild69  Yeah speak for yourself. That election loss cost the entire country the swing vote on Obamacare and cost us trillions
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  36. But that's the whole problem as I see it, you're not sitting at home. You're sitting at work, where you now LIVE. The whole point of working, to me, is to not have to work anymore at some point lol. You're giving your home time to your employer and then working MORE? I like the compartmentalization of being able to leave work. ALSO, I hire engineers, it's on site or nothing. I'm not paying you MORE than I make at work for you to call me or zoom, no, you're billing triple-digits an hour you're driving here. I stopped hiring an engineer I liked because of his billing practices. Phone call, $2000. Site visit, $2000. Email consult, $2000. He flat-feed everything, even when I or others did the work, that PE stamp is just a money press. Now he gets 100% of zero of our business.
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  37. Ironically he commutes to work at his corporate workplace. Because he's a CORPORATE youtuber. If he was an organic YOU youtuber like was the original intent, he'd be streaming from his bedroom or something. It's insane to me we cut the cord on corporate TV to come watch commercialized internet tv shows on youtube with ads and massive staffs with 8 figure revs, it's just the same thing on a different medium. MONEY is what F's everything up. If Tim had to do this for the passion of it he'd give up tomorrow. If ANY youtube influencer get a monthly bill for their bandwidth they'd ALL be destitute in a month. A 10 minute video in HD, streaming to a million views, that's 166,000 HOURS of hosting bandwidth, for one video.
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  38. As late as 2015 chickenpox kills over 6000 people globally a year. I was deliberately given that potentially deadly, FAR more contagious airborne virus by my parents as a kid, like most kids. We've known about varicella since the 1800s. For the whooshers, the point being we're terrible at gauging risk. Your risk of death from contracting this virus, upper limit so far, is 4%. If I was a casino and said your odds of winning every time you played was over 96% you'd never stop playing.
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  39. Add to it GM and Ford possibly going under as well...
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  40. McGruff the Crime Dog and Darren the DARE Lion get a lot of credit for creating furries. Hey, let's combine drugs and crime with cartoons and put it in front of middle schoolers, what could go wrong?  @virvum_cypher 
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  41. My younger sister is a WFH employee for a major national bank, and the irony is when she works from home she sends her kids to daycare because they'd be a work distraction. I thought the point of working from home was being able to spend more time with your family and save money.... SHE COMMUTES 30 MINUTES ONE WAY to take the kids to the babysitter then pick them up later! Where is the savings? It's only 35 minutes to her giant skyscraper office she has to go to weekly anyway lol.
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  42. All communists are fascists, but not all fascists are communists. Learned that in college European History, on how to tell apart the idealogies of WW2 Germany and WW2 Soviet Russia.
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  43. But here's the issue there, if you don't have all that travel overhead, you should get a reverse-premium on your pay. It's cheaper for you to work, you need less pay. Simple. Prorate remote wages to account for the lack of travel expenses. Those who choose to work in office get a premium/differential. Similar to shift work, third shift in a factory often gets a few more $ an hour as incentive/compensation for working overnights. Call it pay equity if you want. The other issue I see with remote work is the global aspect of it. If YOU can do the job by remote for $50k/year, then maybe someone in the third world with a Starlink dish can do your exact job for $10k, so I hire 4 of them, get 400% more productivity and pocket that extra $10k a year. Teachers did this, oh look during covid we made remote learning work SO WELL, so now I'm asking why do we need these millions of local in person teachers? Fire them, keep the very best ones, pay them twice as much to remote teach all US students nationwide at a high standard, cut local school district taxes by billions a year.
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  44. It's called ketovore, and you should do it for years. I lost 130lbs doing that, so what do I know?
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  45. Ever think this is why Trump campaigns like an adult, via jet, not a piddly bus people can surround lol. What idiots. Get a plane, bro.
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  46. 2020 or 2021? Which May?
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  47. Say it Elon! I abandoned my child! I abandoned my boy! Lulz.
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  48. Liberals: Everyone in public should be forced to wear a mask for everyone's and your safety!!! Also Liberals: No one should be allowed to wear a firearm in public even though it increases your and everyone's safety.
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  49. We lost more than 6 trillion in a few minutes on the largest stock crash day. The global trading markets together are worth over $90 TRILLION. Daily.
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  50. The reverse of that is what took down Enron and the us economy by extension, mark to market accounting, where you get to have an idea, project it's potential profit, then just say that profit exists, so now we have the money on our balance sheet. Hey, I have an idea, wow, this could make us 10 billion over 10 years....cool, now we have $10 billion dollars in revenue we can use as collateral for borrowing actual cash, repeat! You can't pay people expected money lol. It's too abusable. That stock you own, WE think it's going to quadruple next year, so you now owe 400% more taxes on that
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