Comments by "Philip B" (@philipb2134) on "Late Night with Seth Meyers" channel.

  1. I am an adult. No children look to me for guidance.Why am I getting hit HARD ?
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  2. Better still: they revealed under oath that Fox was lying to its viewers.
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  3. The Hunter gatherers finally snared their quarry, but don't know what to do next.
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  4. You had it at 'e pluribus unum' . Please be a better dictator than Calligula. Please.
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  5. ALLES ERZENREIICH IST OERSTEREICH UNTERAN // A E I O U Hapsburg fun (test)
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  6. This feature should be renamed: "Moron This". Trump's 'Gaza Riviera' proposition was far the dumbest thing to come out of a politician's mouth during my lifetime, even though the competition for that ...ummm... 'distinction' has been severe.
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  7. God blessed Ttump when He/i.e., Trump, had a revelation when two Corinthians walked into a bar.
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  8. She is prime arm candy.
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  9. That's why the Lady is a Trump
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  10. 02:46 approx -yes, you're crazy. QED.
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  11. Judy Ruliani (remember his drag pix?) is still standing / or prostrate, depending on where the Donald is. So long as he's in the public eye, he will remain an initiative of full employment for comedians, for some time to come.
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  12. PANDEMIC is an anagram of DEM PANIC
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  13. No joke. RFK Jr has blood on his hands in Samoa. Keep that chunk out of Federal decisions on healthcare.
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  14. Trump doesn't know jack shift about WWII German generals. Some showed clear signs of brilliance - Guderian and Rommel come to mind. Paulus had been expected to surrender at Stalingrad, and was flashed to be the next Honored Commander to fall on his sword; instead, he surrendered his lost command to save the lives of his doomed troops. A field baton was not worth the lives of his men.
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  15. He was flushed with success. Thank Grace that we had no more important matters to which our Fed Gov needed to attend. /s
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  16. For moron this...
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  17. You are being un.necesdarily cruel toward Giuliani. Your duty as a reporter is: how far shall you violate the ethics standards of your profession ?
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  18. 0:55 'The dude is a wreck loose" ...yeah, like this is something of a change...
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  19.  @brandondavidson4085  Please consult legal authorities. Legal non-citizen (green card) residents AFAIK face less discrimination than you suspect. Many of them had paid into the system through general and payroll taxes for years, even decades, You don't preach unfairness, do you?
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  20. Trump doesn't give a damn about the American People, unless he can make them cost less.
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  21. The Republicans lost the national popular vote in 7 of the last 8 presidential elections, but gained the presidency 3 times. Something is rotten, and it's not in Denmark..-
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  22. "These countries are not sending us their finest// . Apart from the stupid notion Trump harbors that it's the countries sending people (they are not conscripts...) in many cases, YES!! they are losing their finest to emigration to the US. Africa is suffering from a severe 'brain-drain' where some of their best and brightest emigrate to the US. That Nigerian doctor who treated you in the ER did not come here on a whim, and ready to leave at the drop of a hat. I had worked with Mexican factories in northern Baja, and I kept hearing the same complaint from Management: 'it's hard to keep a good workforce, because the best workers have gone there' (as the manager pointed in the direction of San Diego.) The Mexicans who had the 'get up and go' had got up and left to the North. It defies understanding why Donald Trump would perpetuate his lies about immigrants, unless he had a specific deceptive electoral purpose.
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  23. Had Louisiana also settled the French content? The Ten Commandments can be expressed with different nuances / new wants. Trump clearly has ambitions of deification, and the crowd roars.
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  24. Don't alt, don't tell.
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  25. ​ @pgknippel for most employees, they will notice their paid taxes once a week / once a month / every fourth month if you're on salary.
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  26. ​ @CalvinPiispanen  It does, indeed. Had you not noticed that the 2nd Amendment in the Bill of Rights, is the ONLY ONE bearing an explanatory preface. This justifies the right to bear arms in the context of a well-regulated militia; otherwise, the Constitution is silent.
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  27. ​ @FirestoneX  murder, at some point, had become illegal. Best you might imagine: shall thad yielded.. Statistically, in the short-term,: - a boost in murders stats won't help
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  28. Oh, there is so much to unpack when you play the Family Freud.
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  29. It was 'polls'
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  30.  @galacticwarlock2271  You might, in your own mind, consider your reply as something coherent. The rest of the world is not your mind.
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  31.  @policerthought5649  July 7 is the 188th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar; 177 days remain until the end of the year.
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  32.  @rickypen  That "entertainment" led to many deaths. No reasonable person participated in the Jan 6 coup attempt.
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  33. Whales also take out your electric supply on a rainy day.
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  34. IMPEACH MUSK!
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  35. Some had suggested that Trump was a joke; now he's becoming a punchline.
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  36. ​ @JoeBManco Project 2025 is a blueprint for fascism. It mirrors the way that the German civil service under the Weimar Republic had been gutted once Hitler assumed the Chancellorship, in favor of Nazi Party loyalists - regardless of competence or expertise. Project 2025 is replicating a 1930's Nazi playbook, but while hiding its "white" racial imperative.
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  37. JD Market was a cousin of Jonathan Eatherone Market. Back off.
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  38. In my time zone, Jimmy Fallon is comedic mush. A few deliberative laws. The overwhelming reality is that no elected office has an encumberant power the right, under the Constitution -!- In my private life: I had paid attention, and found respect for, legal procedure. I might have sought to make some kabs / Jibes at your trivial discomfort. AI seems to be lavendering us faster than it shall engineer how we perceive lavender.
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  39. "Day One " starts after the inauguration. Not a lot of time to get a lot of ugly stuff done.
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  40. Stupid MTG (yeah, that's redundant) seems to be unaware that the 1st Amendment only applies to government entities.
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  41. Donald Trump lied? Who might have seen that coming?
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  42.  @dentonfender6492  He's a narco-narcicyst.
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  43.  @elibnem4126  According to Trump, KimJong Un is the master of 1.4 billion persons; how you fit them in a country (DPRK/North Korea) smaller than Illinois, is an enigma. unexplained marvel.
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  44. 07;37 He's the all American bullet-headed Saxon mother's son
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  45. It is easier to beg for political donations than to require a Presidential pardon. ~ but sometimes in far promised times these merge. Trump pardoned close to them who might lead him earlier to conviction. Pardoning those whose testimony can send you to prison is not a definitive jail bypass, a well-paid "get out of free" card.
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  46. Trump ordered Betsy DeVos to ban the teaching of The Oranges of Species in all public schools which receive federal funding.
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  47. Shady Vance really nailed it.
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  48.  @dananorris6242  Even a stopped clock will give you the right time twice a day.
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  49.  @HKim0072  NOT that I take their CEO's side - but, legally, Goya is an American brand.
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  50. He might become a senator???
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