Comments by "Joe R M" (@joermnyc) on "LegalEagle" channel.

  1. “Prison Melania is too much like regular Melania, neither wants to touch me anymore.”
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  2.  @boriscat1999  thats 2 weeks too long.
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  3. I believe the Pentagon said that services will remain available to women in the service, or family members of those serving as it was prior to this court ruling.
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  4. Probably easier to vote for better leadership... now if only we had better leaders... instead we’re stuck with the same old crap.
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  5. The standard that Prosecutors must achieve is: “proof beyond a reasonable doubt”.
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  6. RIP Phil Hartman, the voice of Lionel Hutz, the greatest terrible lawyer in TV history. Lionel Hutz : And so ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I rest my case. Judge Snyder : Hmm. Mr Hutz. Do you know you're not wearing any pants? Hutz : I... Ahh!
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  7. “Whaddya mean poking the bear might cause problems?” -people looking for clicks.
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  8. Persons indicted for Federal felonies should be disqualified for running for President, and our founding fathers’ failure to put that in the Constitution was a grave omission.
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  9. He’s definitely hoping this gets up to the SCOTUS and they’ll roll over for him, same on Birth-Right Citizenship. We need all 9 justices to live 4 more years… even Thomas and Alito. He can’t get a 4th pick, that’s just crazy!
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  10. Answer: a representative republic. True democracy would have all of us who are eligible voting on every law, much like they did in Ancient Athens.
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  11. I’d compare Trump to Commodus, but the “Gladiator” version more than actual historical Commodus... minus being good at combat.
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  12.  @jamieschechner7954  Henry Kissenger: I'm right here... 😔
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  13. The comparison to Wesley Snipes is specious, Hunter owed a few hundred thousand and worked out a payment plan. Snipes owed millions and fought the government in court with conspiracy theories about the IRS being unconstitutional, so he shouldn’t have to pay taxes. 🙄
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  14. Pretty sure Lex Luthor was a pretty good President.
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  15. Well 8.5 trillion years, guess those lawyers will invent warp drive to escape from the sun dying in about 5-6 billion years.
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  16. If we can't get rid of the Electoral College, at least make the popular vote give out some kind of bonus points.
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  17. Easy: you don’t have a Police Union backing you up in the military.
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  18. I’m pretty sure any deity is also against people putting words into his/her/it’s/spaghetti’s mouth!
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  19. What was the Texas AG trying to do”? Shove his nose so far up Trump’s ass that Trump would appoint him as the replacement for Bill Barr in Trump’s phantom “2nd term.” Plus his nose would be so orange he’d be a great snowman in the Christmas parade! ☃️
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  20. This should have been figured out last summer. Also, our elections seem to be running together, which is ridiculous. (Trump started running right after the midterms, that’s just too much time, and it IS causing election burnout.)
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  21. Telling someone you’re willing to sleep with someone as young as your daughter is just disgusting. Dirty old man.
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  22. Objection : you missed the part enter the unfit mother's kids became the property of Carl's Jr. Definitely not legal for a corporation to do that...yet.
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  23. It’s also legal in Shelbyville.
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  24. Trump thinks he’s a mob boss... ever since he got into Atlantic City he thinks he’s Don Corelone-Trump.
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  25. The sponsor transition at the end was gold Jerry, gold.
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  26. Be careful with that 10 years of public service student loan forgiveness, I have heard of several people who mysteriously lose their jobs sometime in year 9, and the loans revert back to “pay it all back” very quickly once it gets out that you are no longer working in the public sector.
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  27. Objection! Lionel Hutz lost the lawsuit Bart and Homer filed when Mr. Burns hit Bart with his car. (Though technically they settled out of court for no money.)
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  28. Sounds like being “only mostly dead.”
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  29.  @andlum83  extra super duper classified is still classified. Having any level of top secret stuff in a private club and not in a secure facility is a huge problem.
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  30. I’m sure the SEC will look into that... probably not right now but after this is over.
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  31. Traitors of a feather, stick together.
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  32. Can you imagine if someone told Trump about "pocket pardons".
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  33.  @clayton97330  I believe that’s part of getting your baby travel documents anyway. But foreign children both here get U.S. citizenship. Uk PM Boris Johnson was born in NYC. He had to settle with the IRS, and then relinquish his U.S. citizenship when he was mayor of London.
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  34. Several investigations are ongoing for both the pervy behavior and the nursing home coverup. Plus, it might actually make him drop his plans to run for another term (which he really shouldn’t be doing, where’s the term limit?)
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  35. Because of course he did, he thinks he can win the election and pardon himself. (But watch him not bother to pardon his employees, or the January 6th mob.
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  36. Not a fan of firearms, but even I know always treat ANY firearm as LOADED until you double check that it’s not.
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  37. Is there a cameo by Bob Loblaw?
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  38. Hopefully the SCOTUS not only declines this, but also trolls them with a bottle of good quality hair dye.
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  39. I understand the reasons why masks/face coverings must be a thing, I actually caught COVID before there was a mask order (or testing available) and did have mild symptoms for weeks, and all the fun breathing trouble and fatigue afterwards... But, I still do have the right to complain about the restrictions(while still wearing a face covering outside of my home) and be totally DONE with all of this. At least for the benefit of my own mental health... I was standing INSIDE of my own apartment trying to fix my door (the lock wasn’t working right) and my ultra paranoid neighbor yelled about me “being outside without a mask” I was also at least 12 feet away from him! If I didn’t have to work from home and help my daughter with zoom school I’d just hibernate and ask someone to wake me up when it’s over and the vaccine is actually safe and not total garbage that just prolongs things (or makes them worse).
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  40. Pretty sure Musk didn’t follow Caveat Emptor= buyer beware.
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  41. Have you ever done a review of the series “Night Court”?
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  42. Vampire Weekend has entered the chat.
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  43.  @kaedatiger  Fox News Channel isn’t so bad when you look at OANN and that other far right network (don’t have cable, so I don’t remember their name) where one of the anchors (I think it was Greg Kelly, who used to work for Fox 5 in NYC) actually called this phone call “perfect” and that no crime was committed at all!
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  44.  @kaedatiger  ah yes, the "it's on the internet, so it must be true" type.
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  45. If we told Trump he can keep the desk, will he leave peacefully? (We’ll just mail a fake to Mar-a-Lago, he’s not going to notice.)
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  46. @Garfie489  bench trial removes the jury, the judge rules on guilt or innocence after closing arguments.
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  47. @mermaidismyname  Trump has said "I love the uneducated.” Ultimately it’s up to the prosecution and the defense to be ok with having you on that jury, despite your possible bias against guilt or innocence. This is why many trials have long jury selection processes, or they have to move the whole trial to an outside jurisdiction because (usually) the defense feels the jury pool is too tainted against their client.
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  48. Objection: the incident happened at the East New York station, not Atlantic Terminal (where the Barclay’s Center stands today). While it does sit on Atlantic Avenue, it’s a few miles east of the Terminal.
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  49. Well you could try traveling to the center of the galaxy to serve him the papers… but be very skeptical if he wants to “borrow” your starship.
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  50. Bonus points for unfrozen caveman lawyer.
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