Comments by "Marc Joly" (@emjizone) on "The Russian Dude" channel.

  1. 7:27 When all possible yachts and palaces are taken away from people who didn't have any, they don't feel it. 0-0=0. Logical! Duh !
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  2. 8:34 There is too much hype about a hypothetical total mobilization of Russia. - Russians are not Swiss: not all of them are trained to shoot guns. - Most of the support for Russian soldiers is based on the hope that one will never have to go in their place. - It is clear that Ukraine is not attacking Russia. Its troops stop at the border. If only they behaved like Nazis, that might be an excuse, but they don't. If only Russia were fighting NATO, that would be an excuse too, but that's not the case either. So there's not much incentive for the Russians to attack Ukraine. - Russia can actually do very well economically and socially by simply stopping all military operations abroad, and many Russians know this. - Russia does not need a civil war between warmongers and pacifists, and Putin's gang certainly does not need a political debate about it either. An all-out mobilization would import the Ukrainian political turmoil into Russia and put the government in even more danger. - How do you explain to non-combatants that they have to fight when so many combatants would like to stop fighting? But hey, who knows? This is Russia after all. Suicide for no reason at all remains an option.
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  3. 0:41 Turkey's current dictator has had to deal with armed opponents far more formidable than grandmothers in the past.
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  4. 0:46 I suspect the fuel of this rocket to be alcool.
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  5. 4:03 I think that today, only 2 or 3 NATO member countries do not respect this intention, because they were in economic crisis or they were not very important militarily, and they have recently multiplied their defence budget by more than 2, so... yes, this statement by Donald is just a fart in the wind. What is significant is that Trump would de facto exclude the United States from NATO. This alliance could cease, and Europe could find it much more dignified and responsible to organise defence independently of unstable and backward-looking regimes such as the USA, and form a new military agreement only with reliable partners.
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  6. 0:40 🤡😂😂😂😂😂 Poor, poor Russians who work or study in GB and can no longer afford to return! 🤡
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  7. 2:28 Conclusion: Pacific troops don't perform well far from the pacific ocean. Perhaps they don't find Ukraine Pacific enough. Or they had an an issue with defending Russia where it's not Russia, maybe. All of this look like a geographical mistake.
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  8. 6:44 Are we to conclude that the Russian army is somehow held captive by "nazis" in Ukraine ? If not, they could simply withdraw and this operation would be over immediately. 🤔 There is no quicker way to end a military operation than to cancel it.
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  9. 1:50 Not really… I mean, at least in my country they would be sent to a psychiatric hospital instead, I guess. And if not, they would simply lose their job and be invited to make money as comedy artists. The danger of people like them isn't that they say bullshit. It's rather that some people take this seriously.
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  10. 1:26 Even the photo lighting is different. Isn't it a proof that we don't see the same person? What, no? 😂
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  11. 1:11 Hospital networks cannot be as secure as government networks. There must be bridges somewhere between the two. Strategic bridges, I'd say. I see this as a possible open door to hack the Russian military network to enlist oligarchs and propagandists. Just for fun, of course.
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  12. 0:53 Good advice: now you know what to eat to avoid being devoured by wild bears. Eat bad, smell bad, don't get eaten! Brilliant. Does it work with tigers too?
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  13. 0:35 So, all in all, the propaganda says that, for Russians, going abroad is exactly like fighting in Ukraine, except that they don't have to kill or suffer bombardments and armored assaults, and they can walk in the city instead of in the mud of the fields, otherwise everything is equal, right? Look at the image: they pretend some have "homeless" tattooed on their skin. What a joke.
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  14. 1:32 They might have said that inorganic mercury and arsenic got into the food by accident. In fact, the point of such ideas is not to be believed. The point is to make enemies angry to then exploit anger. This particular kind of propaganda is not disinformation. It's more like taunting. This is how the Kremlin gang sees it: Ukrainians don't hate Russians enough? They only defend their land and their lives and don't talk about killing all Russians on the planet in a berserk rage? They are much too wise? They don't play the role of the nemesis we need for crowd control in Russia? Well... let's mock them until we get real hatred from them, and then make sure nobody makes the difference between our despicable gang and Russia in general.
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  15. 12:54 Some people are about to discover that bureaucracy does not prevent people from moving within their country, nor does it un-destroy howitzers.
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  16. 0:50 The USA is going too far: they are interfering with things that don't exist!
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  17. 1:42 No, actually it's just a tax on what people buy in restaurants, night clubs, etc… The crazy thing is that the deputy pretend it gonna put strangers in difficulty because by buying in restaurant they will finance the war and so have problems with their own states. The whole point isn't to help Russian fighters, but to fuck up with strangers. 😅 The obvious consequences of such law is that the Russian economy is going to lose even more tourists, if it still had. The economic loss could even reduce what the Russian government is getting by already existing taxes. That's pure masochism. It is going to increase smiles abroad much more than it is going to reduce smile in Russia.
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  18. 2:45 This is excellent ! Glory to the creators of such app. I'm quite ashamed not being one of them.
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  19. 5:54 Ok, but the AMX-10RC is not a tank. (How many times I have to write that ?) It may kill a tank, or two, by surprise, as reflex fire in case of self-defence during a recon mission, but then it must run. This vehicle is not meant to be used as as main battle tank. It is not meant to break lines in assaults.
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  20. 0:28 "Fighting the West" is always extremely fun and well regarded socially... until that magical moment when someone start to worry that it might be taken seriously and become real.
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  21. 12:09 Military parades in wartime are proof of incompetence in understanding the main role and purpose of an army, and possibly the purpose of war itself.
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  22. Росія: Система "Патриот" уничтожена! Ура! Україна: Карпентер, ваш контракт продовжено.
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  23. 11:21 Time do bomb it again, already ?
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  24. 1:09 WTF. Why are those messages written in English language ??? That doesn't make sense, does it?
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  25. 6:04 How ?! 😲 The land seems flat. Don't tell me because of the wind.
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  26. 0:40 Fun sad fact about this picture: "douche" is the french word for "shower". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche#Etymology
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  27. 3:50 Joke: This illustrates why Belarus cannot invade Ukraine with Russia. For identification purposes, Russian forces would use red flags and Belarusian forces would use white flags. Such white flags would be mistaken for flags of surrender.
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  28. 12:07 Why not ? What is the point of being Ukrainian if you can't even walk in your own country during the day ? Day, night… anytime ! Ukrainians have other things to worry about than following a schedule set by the Kremlin. Also, the only reason it is an attack is because the occupants are still there, for no reason. After coming there by error, they could simply have left and there would be no attack at all, which would still be the most convenient and safe for everyone.
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  29. 9:57 If Putin was still in charge of something in Russia and genuinely wanted to end the war rather than make more people die, he could simply order all the Russia Forces to withdraw from occupied territories. They are the unique sole and only (without any additional one nor more other ones) reason of this war. Nothing an actual chief of state or chief of army couldn't do: just a phone call, and voila. No more war. If people can still remember, only when Russia entered Ukraine, Ukraine started to fight back. Ukrainians have a country to rebuild. They have much better to do than continue a war they never asked for, and would be totally unable to fight a war without an enemy even if they wanted. So the anti-war equation is quite simple.
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  30. 3:48 Now that Russia is no longer coerced, no longer "possessed" by this mysterious "extraordinary threat" independent of its will, perhaps it can simply cancel the operation and return the territories. Or is Russia still under the total control of this evil that is too powerful for her (even her, so brave, strong, great and independent) to resist? :p A little help to get rid of this terrible threat, maybe? Strange that such a huge threat is unknown to us and that no one on earth except a few people have noticed it. It better be something we can take seriously.
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  31. 0:46 Wagner presented itself in Central Africa as a non-colonialist defender of the people against enemies, for example muslim tribes or anti-colonialists rebels previously armed by the USSR against old and dying European empires. It was a political tool used by В.В.Пу́тин to reduce the influence of France in Africa. Wagner so became trusted as savior and defender of some communities, although they committed some crimes and took advantage of local mineral ressources similarly to previous colonizers. Their criminal past in Europe is vastly ignored in Africa, where only a few realize what Russia is doing at its border an in the world, and how a full war between heavily industrialized countries differ from an armed conflict between tribes. African worshipers of Wagner would be horrified and probably shocked for life if something like the war in Chechnya or Ukraine happened in their towns, even those who have seen combat and death. It's a totally different scale. For now, for them, all what is said about those remote events is very abstract, probably fake, and doesn't count morally. They simply don't realize what they are talking about because they only feel their own local experience with Wagner . All they see is a strong man with big guns, benevolently (lol, so naive) offering to kill those who want to pillage them, so they trust him and want him to remain their protector, even after death. It's that simple.
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  32. 7:50 ...or you can use electricity from a nuclear power plant in order to microwave water. But yeah, it's a bit pedantic to show off with such technology, and a bit over the top if you already have Russian candles at home and you smoke, of course. 😁
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  33. 1:05 This sequence convinces me that it is possible to make butter simply by taking milk on board these tanks.
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  34. Some people prefer to have their asses kicked in front of Avdiivka rather than on the edge of Bakhmut... Personal preferences are selft-unexplanatory.
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  35. 9:18 No surprise. Malfunctions are much more frequent during wars. In general, the use of weapons tend to cause malfunctions. Studies suggest it has something to do with the relations between functions and physical integrity, or something like that.
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  36. ​ @n00blamer  Like flying over a contested area without enemy fire warning devices? When they eventually run out of wings, I suppose they can always use the non-longer-flying machines as some sort of expensive surface vehicle, I suppose, if they really mean it. 😝 I'm kidding, but I'm seriously worried about the pilots. I am also concerned for the safety of passengers of private companies.
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  37. 5:40 I never noticed before that there are square twin towers in Moscow. What an imitation of pre-9/11 New York!
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  38. I had a hard time formulating it, but here's the issue: Many Russians continue to do what they know is worst for them exclusively out of fear of proving Westerners right (and still, not all of them). As Westerners, our responsibility might be, while supporting Ukraine with all possible solidarity, to officially blame the Russians for not attacking and annexing more of Ukraine according to our alleged plans to destroy it together with them. In that case, perhaps they would want to stop attacking Ukraine and withdraw from it with the sole purpose of antagonizing us and proving that we are the bad guys, that they are the good ones, and that they are too clever to fall for it. I'm perfectly fine with being the official villain of Russia — at least until the historians have finished their work — as long as it saves everyone from the worst.
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  39. 8:41 No, they aren't "suffering" damages anymore: they are dead.
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  40. Who cares that В.В.Пу́тин is scared? Is he less mentally deranged and dangerous when he is scared? Do Idiots who always obeyed him blindly to death tend to obey him less when he is scared? A real news would be to know he is arrested, retired, dead, magically struck by a crisis of remorse and philanthropy, or on the run to avoid justice, something like that. Scared… well "big deal", hu? Dafuck with his emotions.
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  41. 3:00 Future warfare tip: If Ukraine manages to build an unmanned vessel 2.5 times as big and equally fast, it should be able to carry an Exocet missile. This technical solution could certainly sink any warship in the Black Sea, even if hidden in a harbor behind dikes.
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  42. 1:20 Unpowered balloons move at air speed, while attack drones have positive air speed. So by connecting weather data to radar data, you can discriminate these decoys from real attack drones. It is theoretically possible to program this discrimination to be automatically computed in real time and rendered on numerical displays and in the news chain. Otherwise, radar operators must obtain the current weather data and perform the subtraction themselves. Don't thank me.
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  43. Thank you for reminding us of the reality of this madness, despite the pain it causes. No one to blame in particular: as humans, we have all failed to prevent this tragedy, even those who never knew about him. We fail every time we lie to children, every time we don't teach them how serious this is, every time we fail to value solidarity, and every time we value terror and blind obedience. It's not just in the last few seconds, but also years or decades before, that everything is at stake, whenever we choose to give children weapons rather than building sets or plants to care for, whenever we choose to praise them for mockeries or fanaticism rather than curiosity and generosity, whenever we vote out of rage and obey out of despair. Then everyones suffers from it, even the least evil and most innocent ones. Let's take good note and not fail to prevent the next. There are lives beyond mortal illusions. Let's practice illusion piercing even more.
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  44. 0:00 There are too many way to write "zero" in the putinish version of the russian language. What a mess. It's too complicated. 😅
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  45. 0:50 Hi propagandists. See this image? That is an actual long-range precision strike. So you can finally find out what you were once talking about. You're welcome. 😁
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  46. 0:25 Let say that in the end Russia will most likely give up Ukraine in order to save survivors.
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  47. 5:30 Since the crackpots in the Kremlin decided to hate them for life anyways, Westerners are finally realizing that the more they wait for the evil to calm down the worse it will become , just like the relation with Hitler. Blue helmets in Ukraine in 2014, at a time when Putin was still denying that he was behind the killings in Ukraine, would have prevented Putin's plan from the outset and thus saved several hundred thousand lives. Today, it's terribly late to intervene, but later still would be much worse anyways. Until now, Westerners naively believed that Russia would eventually choose peace and the respect of its own sayings and treaties out of obvious self-interest. This hope has been systematically destroyed by Russia, especially since 2021-2022. This came as a shock, and all that was improvised at the time were nothing but emergency measures to temporise in order to: 1. Get informed in spite of smoke screens and lies. 2. Understand what's going on and why reason doesn't work in that case, and quadruple-check it. 3. Accept (which is the hardest and takes the longest) what is happening and what it implies if we let it happen. Now that Europe has woken up, mourned its sweet dreams of automatic peace by operation of universal reason, mourned the hope that the situation would resolve itself, and consulted all its members, it is slowly but surely beginning to warm up to the idea of actively solving the problem once and for all by its own means, including the most brutal methods if necessary, before it gets any worse. Europeans simply refuse the domination of any new empire on the continent, simply refuse to be turned into enemies of the Russian people by some silly neo-Czar, and refuse to live under constant menace. Debates and patience are nearly over. Fed up is fed up. Even if, from the outside, it looks like nothing has changed yet, minds are massively synchronizing around the idea of getting rid of the mafia jerks. We are on the eve of a breaking point.
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  48. 2:45 Well... Belarus can always ask for help to resist annexation attempts. I'm pretty sure that people all over the world can show some solidarity with the victims.
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  49. 8:34 Not just another and not just in the past. Children are still used for propaganda or even as killers and fighters in several countries. Poor countries and dictatures, mainly.
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  50. Not necessarily. It depends on whether it is a failure of scale (not enough) or a structural failure (point missed). The analyses tend to show that it is mostly an imaginary failure: sanction do have effects. Russia's visible efforts in the armaments sector to adapt to sanctions, with difficulties and failures, show that Russia would have far more technical opportunities to subdue Ukraine and even more in the absence of economic sanctions. Sanctions are not real attacks: they are essentially a way for the world to stop funding Russia, since Russia otherwise uses foreign investment to attack the hands that feeds it. Russia can feed itself to a certain extent, and without too much difficulty given its low population density, but at least the other countries are no longer financing a self-proclaimed world enemy, no longer providing it with weapons that could be used agains them.
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