Comments by "Ray Purchase" (@raypurchase801) on "The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters" channel.

  1. We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. The band plays on. Restaurant service continues. The bars are open. The beds are warm and comfy. Scarcely anyone understands the tragedy is set in motion and there is nothing which can now avert it. the worst part in the UK's demise is that the officers on the bridge deliberately crashed us into the ice berg, they knew exactly what the consequences would be and they did it anyway.
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  2. This, THIS is why our British government won't allow us referenda.
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  3. LEFTISTS: "Cuba is failing because the US won't lift its embargo". It's almost like socialism can't survive without the support of capitalists.
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  4. You're far right if you love your country, respect Christian values, keep appointments on time, get an education, stay out of criminal activity and you're not a paedophile.
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  5. REMINDER: Whilst you're reading this, Julian Assange continues to rot in prison. His only crime was to expose criminality at the highest levels of government.
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  6. I never expected the line "Is the Pope a Catholic?" could be so important.
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  7. In medieval times, the court jester was allowed to mock the aristocracy and even the monarch himself. These days, cracking a joke is illegal. Go figure.
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  8. I am the most hated person in the world, because I'm a white heterosexual male. I'm banned from applying for some jobs at the BBC. I'm at the back of the queue for a place at university. Every word I utter is scrutinised for any nuance of hostility. Memorials to my ancestors are pulled down. History is rewritten to exclude the accomplishments of my forefathers. False myths about my past are adopted to criminalise me. My children are routinely raped, but the police and the authorities refuse to act on their behalf because they're white. I am a white heterosexual male and the most hated person on Earth. Watch as civilisation collapses without me.
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  9. I'm sick of Anglophobia.
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  10. The good thing about the Hamas protests is that we can now discuss multiculturalism's complete failure without being called way zists.
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  11. I predict the new president, prime minister and the entire cabinet will accumulate HUGE personal wealth for themselves and their families. The Chinese are anticipating huge benefits for themselves.
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  12. I've been stopped by the police whilst driving several times. I've never possessed illegal guns, never tried to outrun the cops and never driven my car at a police officer. I've never been shot dead. Somehow my being alive might be linked to the other three facts, but I'm not sure.
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  13. FUN FACT: I helped my 11-year-old with his maths during the Lockdown. I did a better job than his school. He became one of the top kids in his year. Now he's returned to school, his grades have dropped and he's in the remedial class. I'm expecting too much for wanting professionals to do their f*ckin' job like they're paid to.
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  14. As a middle aged white male, I'm DISGUSTED that I'm no longer allowed to get abortions. Somebody told me that I can't have abortions because I'm male. But how the hell would they know? They're not biologists.
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  15. I watched an edition of "Police Interceptors" a few nights ago. For those who don't know, it's a fly on the wall documentary showing Lincolnshire cops in action. A description was given for a man with ginger hair and beard, who'd been kicking-in doors at a hospital. A copper saw a man of this description, stopped his car, confronted a man but it was the wrong ginger. They caught the correct ginger bloke a few minutes later. If the description had been of a black man with dreadlocks and the wrong bloke was stopped, there'd be a major enquiry, compensation demanded and questions asked in Parliament.
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  16. It would have been better than the lockdown. Herd immunity is preferable to herd stupidity.
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  17. Opposing paedophilia is far right. Heterosexuality is far right. Loving your country is far right. Go figure.
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  18. Racism is derived from pattern-recognition. I see a Lego brick. Past experience tells me not to step on it in bare feet. I see a wasp. Past experience tells me I shouldn't try to caress it. I see groups of elderly white women or groups of young hooded Somalis. It's not racist to predict who's the most likely to stab me.
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  19. Three most dangerous career choices in history: 1.) Drill rapper, 2.) Suicide bomber, 3.) Kamikaze pilot.
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  20. RIGHT WING? We're definitely NOT right wing. We're just Right.
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  21. There was a comedian in Norway during WW2. He was locked-up for making anti-German jokes. Eventually he was allowed out. There was a big audience at his first post-prison show. Would he still be making anti-German jokes? The comedian walked on stage, turned to the audience and performed a beautiful Hitler salute. The Germans and collaborationist Quislings cheered. The comedian said, "That's how high my dog jumped last night". The Norwegian patriots cheered. Opposing and ridiculing authoritarianism raison d'etre for comedians.
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  22. LEBRON JAMES: "They're hunting us".
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  23. The only time in history when the sex trafficker was imprisoned but none of his clients were arrested.
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  24. Funny how these weirdos can never hold down a "real" job.
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  25. I long for the days when the Conservative Party was tough on crime, ran a well-managed economy, encouraged home-ownership and protected our borders.
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  26. Tucker's rant is completely truthful and insightful.
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  27. STEWART: Hitler had a short haircut. Therefore everybody with a short haircut is literally Hitler.
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  28. I don't blame modern Germans for what their great grandparents did. Stop blaming white folk for what black, Arabic and white people did hundreds of years ago.
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  29. It's sick that Tommy is no longer allowed to open a bank account. Same as Sydney Watson. Canadian truckers had their bank accounts frozen by Trudeau. People can't function in the 21st century without a bank account. That's why governments want to reduce the use of cash. Governments will control the vertical. Governments will control the horizontal. Welcome to the Outer Limits.
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  30. I don't blame the incomers. I blame their enablers. Politicians, civil servants, charities, the clergy. MAKE GALLOWS GREAT AGAIN .
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  31. And the sad fact is: Given the inadequacies of the British electoral system, we have no means of changing any of this.
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  32. So sad. I never imagined the US could collapse in this way.
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  33. The entire populations of Somalia, Sudan and Pakistan could arrive in Kent and immediately be offered asylum. None would be deported. All would eventually receive an amnesty and a British passport. All would be offered a council flat ahead of the UK's indigenous population. And that, folks, is the UK in 2023.
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  34. Julian Assange, Alex Jones and other heroes are all being persecuted.
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  35. THE LEFT: "In order to preserve free speech, we'll ban any speech we dislike".
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  36. We should spare a few moments to accept Elon is the most successful African immigrant to the USA in history.
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  37. Lots of monkeys are saying, "Hey it's YOUR disease now, leave us out of it".
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  38. We've imported so many P4k15tan15 to some cities, they can elect their own MPs.
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  39. The BBC hates me. I hate them back.
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  40. The difference between a conspiracy theory and reality is twelve months. (My comment isn't original, but it's worth repeating.)
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  41. We can fix NOTHING whilst our electoral system guarantees either a Labour or Tory government. An alternative party could obtain one third of the vote, without winning a single seat.
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  42. Sometimes I watch the TV show, "Nothing to Declare". Persons arriving in Australia without the correct visas are sent back. Here in the UK, illegal migrants get a room in a multistar hotel.
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  43. There was a comedian in Czechoslovakia in the 1970s. He was imprisoned for making a joke. "What's got 100 legs and eats cabbage? A queue for meat in Czechoslovakia". Here in the UK, the commies will ruin your career and put you in penury instead.
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  44. The Left loves to talk bollocks. During past decades, Marxism was taught in universities as a "science".
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  45. Imagine an episode of "Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares". A proprietor leaves the door open and food scraps all over the floor. "I just don't understand why my kitchen is filled with rats!" Now imagine a government which gives free housing and money to every economic migrant. "I just don't understand why the UK/US is filled with illegal migrants!"
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  46. I completed an online survey from my town council yesterday, about proposed planning changes. Half the questions were woke stuff about my own identity. I took pleasure in describing myself as a hermaphrodite shape-shifting lizard space-alien. Opposing how I identify myself is a hate-crime.
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  47. "Hope not Hate". Imagine if the Emperor named his Death Star as the "Happy Joyful Smiling Star". The Rebel Alliance would never have known.
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  48. Creepy Joe met Rishi and asked, "Are you Cherokee or Apache?"
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  49. We're on the Titanic, one minute after the collision. Most people don't yet realise that a horrific disaster has been set in motion and nothing can now prevent it. At least on the Titanic, the officers on the bridge didn't deliberately ram the ice berg.
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  50. Always disappoints me that smart guys like these can never enter Parliament as our MPs. But they might enter the Commons whilst wearing buffalo hats, sit the the Speaker's chair and get sent to prison for treason and attempting an insurrection. Julian Assange whispers from a nearby cell, "Did you tell the truth as well?"
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