Comments by "Kasumi Rina" (@KasumiRINA) on "The Onion" channel.

  1.  @Unstable316  Even if accidentally, it just adds a layer to joke.
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  2. "Hey feeemale do you know that Bitcoin is the future?" shudders, I almost left MY home city after hearing one of those.
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  3.  @hello-gm2dy  I think that's the joke, he doesn't know there's been a new candidate (or two) since.
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  4. YOUNG MAN!!! there's no need to feel down
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  5. Nah, I am from Ukraine and one of major reasons to vote is electing a new government that actually closes some money holes tho usually the holes lobby restores themselves via courts. It's very relatable for all Eastern Europe.
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  6. As long as they don't deploy Ben Shapiro, as migrants on the border are thirsty, and his uncanny ability to make every woman dry will lead to fatalities from dehydration.
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  7.  @-.TS.-  static is best because she just GIVES UP no trying to get the remote working.
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  8. Yes, they FINALLY after so many years, returned to actual fake news skits in studio, which is what I am subscribed for... Not tongue in cheek parodies of AI videos with game footage on the side.
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  9. ​ @WhatIsMyPorpoise  not enough. Needs a whole cleaning crew to fix the mess afterwards.
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  10. They should stop getting Starbucks candy, and go work in mines, like our grandparents did as children!
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  11. Hello? Hitler invaded them in 1938 then they lost a war to Emus...
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  12.  @cam4636  yup, in France, a migrant is considered native when they start burning down Paris in giant protests, in USA it's all about obsession with anime.
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  13. The funniest thing was the end, she looks nothing like a Karen, and when they reveal she's a Veronica, I burst out laughing! xD
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  14. There's a plug, like in your bathroom.
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  15. I am from the future, two news, first thing is literally like Onion news: president actually wants to use military to take congress after losing elections. The second part though, you won't believe it. It's too stupid, ridiculous and unrealistic to be true: the president is Donald tRump. Some idiots actually voted for him. I know, you, person from 6 years ago, will never trust such idiocy. Cannot help it! I bet future historians won't even believe 2020 ever existed.
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  16. My fav was the TV where she just gives up and watches static... I am not old but that one is relatable as they still haven't figured out how to make good remotes. Reminds me of mum trying to use is the other way around (red pip pointing at her) or trying to figure out what went wrong with her mousepad when she needed to change batteries for wireless mouse. I also left fridge open like that in my 20s.
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  17. "ALIENS!" also MTV and their escape from music bias
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  18. Yee but they correctly predicted Biden... not with the supernova tho.
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  19. Because it's well-written comedy with good delivery and timing?
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  20. There's literally nothing wrong, bad, or questionable about Kamala Harris. Or Tim Walz. They're just... Normal. Biden vs Trump was horrible, Clinton even worse. Harris is just like... a sane person.
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  21. russians, muscow tried to overthrow Montenegro government like a year ago or so. It was a spectacle when Kremlin collaborators WERE PHYSICALLY DRAGGED AWAY FROM PARLIAMENT, and put on the floot... twas a sight to behold! xD Hopefully US does the same with tRump's cabinet.
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  22. Founding fathers: YOU HAD SLAVE AS A PRESIDENT?! WOMEN CAN VOTE?..
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  23. Yes, it's basically a phobia list, my fav were "Black Sushi Chef" and "Overweight Man that Can Swim" both for Dave the Diver... Get outta here with your fear of "Killer Clowns", there's much scarier things like "Historically Inaccurate Norse Gods" and "Elves with Dark Skin".
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  24. 0:31 Wait thats Netanyahu. Truly nothing changed.
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  25. 0:20 YES, BIDEN WINS!
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  26.  @malekzalfana9940  the fact that they degrade women, objectify and expliot them for profit? I'd rather pose for Private than for PETA!
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  27. Electrified ⚡ enlightened 💡electrocuted 🔌
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  28. This aged so well with COVID and people claiming victims died of something else)))
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  29. I mean the current conservative hero is also Kyle, they just somehow outdone the Onion and they worship him for shooting up people on the street to prove rights to murder people you disagree with or something.
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  30. Borat woke up for 2020 the Onion for 2024, will Mel Brooks be somehow still alive in 4 years?
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  31. It's a horrible system but the worst thing is it turns voters apathetic. Did you know that before 2020 not a single candidate for decades had more votes than eligible voters who didn't vote? Turnout is horrible BECAUSE people think they won't matter, while, say, Texas was missing 20 thousand votes to get flipped. That's TINY, so go out of and vote even if you're in a non-swing "safe" state.
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  32. Hey, as a Ukrainian I was told these thoughts and prayers were meant for our air defences in place of missiles that were all sold to Kremlin at cost?
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  33.  @sovietunion7643  I'm in Ukraine and between 2016-2022 OUR WAR WITH RU$$ІА had less yearly casualties than US schools. You should be embarrassed when your schools could be compared with a town in Donbas after 2014, and unfavorably so.
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  34. 0:34 Temporary blind Joe Biden addresses dangers of staring into Solar Eclipses... NOW THAT AGED LIKE MILK! tRump stared into eclipse and Biden is now your president lmaoooooooo
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  35. This video is lile 150 years old and basically ALL the judges are still there, even tho one of them is dead. Thw only argument pro death penalty is applying it to US Supreme Court every 4 years to have free and fair judge elections and power rotation.
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  36.  @captaincancer7786  it goes WAY back before medieval times, humorism is ancient Greek theory.
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  37.  @wclifton968gameplaystutorials  the orange commie in Chief asked communist party of China to meddle in US elections and still lost despite KGB colonel putin using all of his communistic connections to put a Kremlin-backed candidate on second term.
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  38. YES YOU CAN! The only one who can stop a mass shooting on the moon is another mass shooter on the moon!
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  39. Yes and talking about "feminine side" lmao.
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  40.  @JSG4361  grandma used to put bread into freezer. Grampa laughed at her for it.
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  41. When you said "the elite" I almost fell for a genuine conspiracy theorist being serious in Onion comments... thankfully, the density lecture straightened me up, now am woke at reptilians wanting to increase the Earth mass to score some black holes.
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  42. I dunno about Trap Love, but Trap Shrine and Trap Legend are Steam games already))) And yes they are boys.
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  43. Oh I have multiple pans but mostly for cases of "this one is dirty, chicken goes into a clean one today!"
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  44. And in the wild, many animals live 2-3 years while can live over a decade in captivity, they seriously believe my 13 year old cat pampered like a princess with tons of pillows to sleep on and endless free food would been better off being choked by street dogs 10 years earlier... They literally took a little girl's puppy away and killed it. Traumatizing the girl, obviously, and claiming they have a high horse. PETA are fascists!
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  45. It's still valid! It's THE one war where both sides are actually nuts yet tons of innocents are on either so unless you got a personal stake in the conflict, you shouldn't waste energy in screaming about Z-O-G like sieg heiling Palestine supporters or helping the IDF pinpoint next hospital to blow up. Instead, donate to Ukraine. We're actually good guys. Thanks!
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  46. My pet peeve is CLEANING. Gordon Ramsay shows a "5 minute" recipe that needs a whole pro clearing crew, firemen, and a ceiling painter, to fix the kitchen after him for hours. Even his daughter made fun of it.
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  47. Jill Stein, the "flush down the drain candidate" of this, last, and the one before elections! Vote for Jill Stein and her dinners with Flynn and Putin if your toilet is clogged up and you want an equivalent.
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  48.  @gui18bif  I cheaped out and got a 720p phone for cheap, it runs all games smoothly, but cashed out and got my mum a full 1080p for around 140$, AND it has a decent camera.
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  49. This is just bait, posted by "just asking questions" guy on 4ch of all places.
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  50. 4:52 This accurately describes Israel's IRL performance, destroying all Arabic armies in 2 to 6 days with scrapyard weapons.
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