Comments by "Kasumi Rina" (@KasumiRINA) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. If they covered russian performance in First Chechen War we'd see news from 30 years ago fit as buttery smooth for Ukraine.
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  2. ​ @AntiqueRem  how the F is it true when one party literally blocked aid to Ukraine and thousands DIED because of them? Like nobody gives a shit about Americans but voting for Republicans is most anti-Ukrainian thing you can do.
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  3. depending on page layout you migth have BOTH!
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  4. I really don't understand leopard voters... like I live in Odesa and we have higher than average number of traitors pointing missiles on their own homes... you'd think even if they support those who are actively trying to kill them they at least draw the line at self-preservation but NOPE! Every other week there's someone arrested for trying to make it easier to destroy their own city.
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  5. Did our Ukrainian refugees finally get to Charli Hebdo'ing NYT officers? So, yeah, guys, where do I get the smallest violin in Ukraine, will Rozetka stock them, or I need to OLX?
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  6.  @SmallSpoonBrigade  They are still running a flush-down-the-drain candidate, Jill Stein, coming right off her dinner with Flynn and Putin, voting for her is literally like flushing the vote down the toilet, so at least Americans got that option.
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  7. Not as much mistakes but never taking someone you knew familiarly seriously. I mean "no prophet in his home county" is literally from Bible.
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  8. ​ @Krystalmyth hashtag one joke
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  9. UN engineering something that actually works is credit they don't deserve lol. Last time they tried it was police action in Korea to stop Chinese from making a puppet state with russia-born Kim emperor at the helm.
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  10. There were actual female dictators during this skit and before, it's just satire. Tons of atrocities done by Catherine "the greatest of all sovereigns and wh$&s", as Byron put it... She started by killing her husband in a coup. Women tyrants existed from Wu Zetian to the lady who was recently deposed in Bangladesh.
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  11. In 2008 people closed their eyes to russian invasion of Georgia and forced Georgians to accept losing 25% of their country because appeasement always works and putin would stop and not invade Ukraine, as Hitler stopped after Sudety and giving tyrants territory totally didn't lead to WW2
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  12. Democracy is a great system, and I eagerly await Americans actually discover it! But USA is so backwards, it would need someone like Latvia, Ukraine or France overthrow US government and install our own, ban federalization, dispose of electoral college, arrest everyone barking "states rights", allow convicts to vote, and forbid anyone under 51% of votes to become president. THEN they might choose a leader via popular vote, WITH RUN-OFFS, because, again, any election where candidate is allowed to rule without getting a majority is undemocratic.
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  13.  @spircix  this is satire making fun of typecasting by using a ridiculous example that's stupid on purpose. Type-casting people based on their ethnicity is ridiculous, but people are so used to that they need an outrageous fake example like that to understand it's dumb.
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  14.  @smurfyday  him, Kinzinger and McCain were the only three Republicans who didn't toss putin's salad, so I hope they weekend at Bernie's John so the trio can run as the "only part of republican party not directly taking orders from kremlin".
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  15. But 99% of population are immigrants, there's very few natives left in America.
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  16. That's a score for any satire when it gets mistaken for reality.
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  17. I know it's been 7 years but it's 1) satire and 2) a colored Syria map has red, green, blue, yellow and black faction. While ISIS was considered to be the enemy of everyone once they were defeated, the remaining ones are Syrian Arab Army fighting against Free Syrian Army that fight against Syrian Democratic Forces. SERIOUSLY.
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  18. In Ukraine we have booths fully separated with a (not sheer) curtain you go through.
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  19.  @anonb4632  No, we know you "nice guys" are all the same. In the time video was made you'd be wearing V for Vendetta profile pic, and it has 76% of being Joker now, you think girls are all thots cause they don't sleep with you, and that Feminist world order wants to take away your videogames, which they voice by "time to do homework, sweetie" sounds reaching from above your basement when mum brings you tendies.
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  20. By 2050 they'll just drag robo putin instead, why use trump's corpse as the middleman?
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  21. I believe cops who committed offenses should go to jail... As cops. If the legal system is unfair from one side, prison hierarchy sure has a place for dirty policemen. In fact, the 17 year old who shot protesters should retroactively be given a badge. So he'd have sweet time serving his term.
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  22.  @bettafish541  this is funny because that's how ruzzian oligarchs work: they wouldn't be caught dead with families in гиssia, they're all moving to "decadent West" like the guy who screams to nuke US and UK on TV? His son is a gay model in London.
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  23. Obviously.
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  24. Won't work after 2016
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  25.  @antoinet.6895  so that's why richest man in the world is basically trump's running mate and second richest literally forced paper to not endorse Harris? Billionaires literally censor press to help trump.
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  26. But healthcare and taxes would ALWAYS be issues as these things always need to be managed. It's like roads. Politicians job is to direct public funds and reform laws.
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  27. ​ @Shademastermcc I watched Ramsay make quick Carbonara and almost calling firemen as his daughter scrubbed the spaghetti from the ceiling. The mess he makes alone takes hours to clean off screen.
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  28. It was a mistake too. Biden just confessed that Obama being soft on putin led us here. McCain was right. Vote blue now as parties switched platforms on foreign policy again.
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  29. Wait, but she's a blondie! I know I read the original VN, king Arthur is definitely a green-eyed blonde virgin.
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  30. Oh they had exact same problem in 2023 where all Democrats and half the Republicans backed the Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan aid bill, BUT couldn't pass it for half a year so ru$#&@ could take Avdiivka.
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  31. The entire Middle East post Ottoman breakup is there but it goes way back to Romans exiling Jews from Jerusalem and renaming Judaea into Palestine to piss them off...
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  32. I JUST heard that explained in a video and I STILL imagine a hangman with large jaw and big smile and his pants open when you say "Florida hanging Chad".
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  33.  @dsm7014  it is because USA doesn't have run-offs, as in actually democratic countries like France or Ukraine, nobody who gets under 51% of public votes should be allowed to become a president. Jill Stein's problem is worse tho, she's a fascist. Actually friends with flynn and putin, so on moral grounds, giving her your vote is WORSE than voting for trump even if it's less damaging. Do not vote for friends of a convicted war criminal FFS.
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  34. Is that the guy who forces 10 year olds to give birth and said that a russia backed dictator is above the law now?
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  35. In Ukraine, you are NOT allowed to enter most big chain stores without a mask on, little shops set their own policy. However, in my region, I see NO people outside of shops wearing masks, including lines and tight places. Everyone suddenly became a runner and started a desire, we're now like 13th in the world and like 4th in Europe by new cases, it's horrible!
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  36. ​ @korana6308  they're literally making same jokes, just not in this format. It's a budget thing.
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  37. The parents with python-killed kid are IRL parents who sent kids to school in september 2020 then made a Pikachu face when they died of corona.
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  38. Why pizzerias earning more money shouldn't be the case? O.o
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  39. Like those Crimean Tatars and Ukrainians who had the misfortune of not being treated as russians
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  40. The joke is that self help gurus with advice like in first part might as well just give suicide tips.
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  41. Counterpoint: as a Ukrainian, I feel like I am the one supposed to be blamed for USA not fixing it's healthcare, and those hungry children really could have eaten those 155mm artillery shells Pentagon is clearing stock with. You guys come third. Jews should be in top 3 because they always overachieve on that.
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  42. 3:15 I love how even in a dystopian future, nobody will EVER recognize russian annexation of Crimea :3 It does seem Ukraine merged with Belarus tho.
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  43. NANI?!
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  44. Yeah cause screw Vietnamese kids amirite they commies anyway.
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  45. ​ @airplanes_aren.t_real it would be much better movies if they didn't listen to vocal minority of no life super fans.
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  46.  @AC-os1he  that's the goal of hostile foreign interference into elections, they support the extremes of all sides to have people fight. THAT SAID it's always obvious who kremlin stands behind, always voting against them is a safe bet, look at Orban or Fico destroying Hungary and Slovakia's rule of law. Don't turn USA into a third world country whose leader bows to kim and putin... again.
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  47. 1:40 Literally most of countries in the world are AT LEAST bilingual, I mean a child in East Europe would usually learn English as their THIRD language.
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  48. They have 2016 posters, and mention Clinton instead.
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  49.  @deusgamer4922  North Korea has invaded Europe. There's widespread chemical weapon use by ruzzsia. USA shifts their red lines beyond "putin literally crapping over the white house and NOT wiping well".
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