Comments by "cquilty1" (@cquilty1) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. @adithyaa.c3189 Unfortunately it's real.
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  2. @kaizenweisz2120 Have you found them yet?
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  3.  @JamesonX  Not it's not a joke. Sadly it's real.
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  4. @Jim Brand Why? What's so wrong with making a gorilla aware of its mortality?
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  5. Robo You're only young once and this kid has every right to party, drink hard and have fun before the daily grind of life sets in.
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  6.  @notsoaverageslovenian  Not true. This is real news.
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  7. @RoyceObong-tu3le If only it was a parody. But it's sadly not.
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  8. John Robertson Not true. Robins are inherently evil and driven by wickedness and a desire to slaughter and destroy.
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  9.  @hugodasilva4756  No it's not. I understand you're trying to protect people's feelings, but sugarcoating certain things in life isn't healthy.
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  10. @jsnoopymartinez916 But the snake that killed poor Zach had done the same to the family dog, so what's the point of getting another dog as the snake will simply kill and eat this dog too!!
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  11.  @Slick6464  I did. "mate." And both the New York Times and The Economist reported the degrading cruelty Quigley was subjected to at the hands of of these two torturers, Lana Burrows and Phillip Townsend (yes, they are being 'named and shamed') at Tulane University. And bastardds like you refer to it as a "parody." Fukkkccc you!! You're not really slick at all.
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  12. @Comrad Vodka People can change and reform themselves.
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  13. Man Mover Right. Which is why there are 6,000 plus Dominoes pizza locations in the USA alone. Of course no-one is eating this hot cardboard. And let's not forget Subway 'sandwiches...'
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  14. ken lompart Well said!
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  15. Parker MCarthy They're called actors. It's a job and what they do for a living.
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  16. @Paint Swasher Just try to enjoy the funny satirical video without being preachy...Zzzzzzzzzzz...🥱🥱 😴😴
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  17. @hackman669 It's that mindless, idiotic quest for humans to show how supposedly 'clever' they are at the expense of beautiful animals. Disgusting.
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  18.  @pas5word409  What's as disgusting as this poor gorilla being tortured is you thinking it's funny. You, madam, should be deeply ashamed of yourself.
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  19. @senny- "actor?" He's no actor. No, this is real and he's still out there aged 115 performing medical miracles!
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  20.  @jawaadal-samad9402  That is not true and you're only saying this to make people feel better and remain shrouded in naïvety. The Onion is a reputable and credible new source and this study with gorillas is real.
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  21. @sebtheanimal Zzzzzzzzzzz...🥱🥱 😴😴
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  22. They're such good actors that you have to remind yourself of this fact and not despise them.
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  23. @andreneal4884 Unfortunately it's not a joke. Why weren't these idiotic parents charged and convicted of child negligence and manslaughter??!!!
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  24. dogisfood Yes. And everyone else thinks you're a cuuntt. Go away, freak.
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  25. @jasonmillsom2981 You mean the fattt white lady.
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  26.  @michaelwells529  No. It's not, unfortunately.
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  27. I have never knowingly ridden or petted a gay horse.
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  28.  @dirkmcgurkin1272  Or giving money to televangelists...
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  29.  @alexcrowder1673  You're wrong. It's real, sadly. That poor kid.
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  30.  @Slick6464  Huh? That's not possible as I looked it up. This is real and this was done to a gorilla. I'm no thicko like you.
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  31. @anthonyruiz1493 Heaven help us!
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  32. edias3635 Stallion cum...
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  33.  @jewellyjewell5551  It's not a joke - it's real. All these idiots that tell you it's a joke/satire are sick.
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  34.  @syed.syazwan  It is not satire so just stop trying to make people feel better with that fake feel good crap.
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  35.  @syed.syazwan  You're just an illiterate hater who votes her own comments up. Pipe down.
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  36.  @madeus976  You didn't answer my question about the poor gorilla. My guess is you're one of those sickos who thinks it's OK to be so cruel to an innocent animal. Not cool.
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  37.  @madeus976  What do you mean?
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  38. Surly Alpaccman Who is "Jesus the Onion?"
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  39. @turdy packer Sorry about that - bloody auto correct! "you're welcome", you say. For what? I asked you a question. Amazing what a comma can do:)
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  40. @turd packer It was outrageous of you to call the messiah an onion and claim he was "dark." But to your credit, you redeemed yourself with a comma and the son of god is all about forgiveness. And calm down with the overtones of rage and violence, you pisssy, nerdy little twit.
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  41. @turd packer 3rd time now, princess, "you're welcome", you say. For what? Your silence is deafening, angry little one. It's a simple question.
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  42. @poindextersimmons6812 Relax...
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  43.  @PwnZombie  And with good reason. And nor does it alter the fact Fox is laughably shitt.
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  44. I tried to watch this video...but had no electricity.
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  45.  @e2b265  Exactly. You never think something like this will happen to you until it does.
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  46.  @Rebecca-ys3cb  Growing a sense of humor will be much better for you, dear.
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  47.  @kenesys8713  He's a new man.
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  48. @jaredmayo5820 A disease is far worse than being faaatt as diseases are very often bad luck/no-one's fault. Unlike being faaaatt which is a choice. A very poor choice. And yes - being obese is shameful.
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  49.  @jaredmayo5820  Wrong. Obessitty is shameful given it's a choice, a very poor choice that impacts others and puts a strain on the medical system and a strain on many other things. There are no positives with it and it is 100% self inflicted. Put down the pizza, cheeseburgers, chocolates and ice cream.
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  50. @ckcharlie56 Maybe it's 'literally' AND "honestly" one of the funniest videos on the internet. The irony is The Onion parodies witless vernacular just like yours...
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