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@SaveSheikhJarrah What do you suggest as an alternative word to "sweat" in cooking?
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@Sammedine Terrible analogy/alternative. Nice try though.
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@samantha Trying. Too hard.
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@samantha Sorry you feel that way, dear. If only you didn't try quite so hard...
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@explosivesnail21 Can this gorilla make a sandwich or drive a car? This is something even the most stupid of people can do.
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moth What joke? Stabbing/killing monkeys is not funny. Unless you're a sick, twisted f***k.
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Howling Fox Sports Sure I'm "stupid", "bro." This from you - a fukkwitt that has no idea what a question mark or comma is. And this is real. The kid is a drinking prodigy and amazing. Go Tyler Morgan!!!
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azmq5real But it was funny so how could it possibly be an snl skit.
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@dluziond Ha!
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The most feel good aspect of this wonderful tale is that this good Dr. this is still out there aged 115 performing medical miracles and saving lives!!
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@SiobhanHayden-s1j These parents are essentially killers who should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. And their fake tears and bulllhshiitt grief doesn't fool anyone!!
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@AndrewGunner Are you a lawyer?
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@maggisoenvergifter9631 I hope you get the acne cream you need and want for your 14th birthday, sweetie.
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@maggisoenvergifter9631 Fingers crossed you get a barbie doll for your 14th birthday, sweetheart.
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@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 Thank you:)
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@hotshower695 Try that again - in English.
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@jaykim8851 Hummussexual!
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@shroomer8294 It's not that difficult - stop eating so much, stop eating the wrong kind of food, get off your enormous saddle bags and engage in moderate to challenging physical activity. And stop being an angry, upper case posting, excuse making salad dodger:)
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Hipsters don't dress like that and are nowhere near as animated. Remember - they're laconic and professionally bored. That said, a funny concept by The Onion.
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@TheLobsterCopter5000 Splendid! It's so reassuring to know the good Dr. is still out there helping humanity with his skills. You sound as sharp as a tack.
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@Bamblam69 They're also more prone to being groped and fondled.
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1:42 - Jim barely manages to keep a straight face with that "Uh huh."
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@greenalien3857 Because she's a fukkccking fake hypocrite who let a snake kill and eat her kid, and is trying to avoid criminal charges with her BS fake tears!!!
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@ok ya You're trying a wee bit too hard...
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Zoot jitsu Made me chuckle too. That very serious voice saying it...
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@madeus976 The gorilla was clearly traumatized. Where the fukc is the "satire" here?
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@jjeww No-one was talking to you, fuckkwit...and why do you 'post' rather than 'reply' to me, weak coward???
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@madeus976 Be quiet, animal abusing troll...
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@syed.syazwan Right. Says you - the fukcwitt that keeps replying to me.
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st elmos fire dudds Trying a little too hard there, elmer...
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@sgrp2706 Right. It's a "joke" until some kid gets snatched and raped. You really are a sicko.
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@therussianbuffalo3080 English please...
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@VenusWarlords You beat me to it.
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@usernamepasswordG Yes, they're terrible.
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@thegheymerz6353 Obesity is truly "Inspirational" Hee! Hee!
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I love The Onion, but the fatt woman is annoying in every video. The Onion got it wrong hiring her.
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@zosko1 Hush now, muppet...hush.
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@Sagarmatha No. It's just satire, dear. Calm yer tittss.
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@kevin-gd4xg No it's not - it's comedy/satire.
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@dancalvano8702 But still comedy/satire. Lighten up and take the stick out of your plump rear end.
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@edgarlarios4718 "must have been all like..." We have a deep thinker on our hands here.
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@Radojackoff135 Oh be quiet.
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@jordanmartens5591 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
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@wordy awacker 2nd time now, "you're welcome", you say. For what? I simply asked you a question. Why are you so thin skinned and bereft of a sense of humour? Thanks for editing your initial post.
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budleybud... Did you not know this prostitute before she lived in your apt...??? And why the need to start your post with "tbh?" Are you usually a habitual liar? Or simply a fukkcwitt?
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@sv4996 yes! ! and speaky good americann:)(*
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@SJ-bi9wu It's very real.
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dr haveall You clearly didn't cut your chin that bad...
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@FollowerofDuck His dreams sound like everybody's. You're not the only one that has weird dreams.
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Slack Pee Got any more hairs you can split?
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