Comments by "Average Alien" (@AverageAlien) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. He pfreormed my bairn sgeury a few yaers ago and it wkored
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  2. CNN and Fox are really funny and all, but from time to time we all need some real news from the Onion.
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  3. This comment section is so hyped up, can't wait to see what the fuss is about edit: I've been scrolling for about 5 hours now. I'm getting close I think
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  4. "I did NOT do it." Yeah, lmao busted.
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  5. CNN more like
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  6.  @Gvistic  Your moms toys are vibrating
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  7. CNN is a joke
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  8. Take that stick out of your ass
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  9. how tf is it depressing????
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  10. "slightly biased." To be honest they are both on the same level
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  11. Oh no, I don't think he made it guys.... RIP deviant D
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  12. I miss the times where I could scroll into the comments section and get another 30 minutes of laughter out of the video. Instead of the same dry ass "as a" unfunny jokes and other dry boring comments discussing some politically correct analysis of the video they watched or whatever other waffle.
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  13. Cursed comment
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  14. fucking idiot
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  15. it's serious
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  16. yes why would it not be real?
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  17. Next you'll be telling me the airforce are part of the millitary
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  18. Lmao you serious
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  19. 666 likes
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  20. Not offensive? That's not a necessary criteria
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  21.  @captaincancer7786  gg
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  22. he stops replying after getting DESTROYED
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  23. 9/11 was an inside job though, I thought that was pretty common knowledge, oh well, still a few brainwashed americans I guess... but CNN has also committed a large amount of atrocities and evil acts
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  24. Oh no, you were about "to go off." Pussy
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  25. the onion isnt fake news loony extreist
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  26. so that's why my teacher ever touched me
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  27. Schnobel Mcshtinkaldorf you mixed sociopathic and pschycopathic up.
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  28. ryan miller only 2 months late, well done
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  29. but how is he?
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  30. Thanks for the essay analysis pal, didn't read + no one asked
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  31. No it doesnt
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  32.  @freezeqfilms3514  hahahahaha lol noob u got rekt xddd
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  33.  @Potato-pq5ez  yeah true
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  34. anyone in 2018?
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  35. nice
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  36. I just discovered them like a few weeks ago, but I have watched one of their videos a few years back and I thought it was true, until youtube recommended me it again and I realised it was fake lol.
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  37. wAciSMmmm no it's called a stereotype
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  38. the fact that people think this is real shows why so many people swallow more subtle CNN trash so easily.
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  39. "We wanted more colours" lmao
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  40.  @icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813  Bruh you're such a little pussy. Using buzzwords for insults. Who neutered you pussy boy?
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  41.  @icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813  aBlEiSt bahahahahahah what a little pussy ass bitch. You can't be straight.
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  42.  @icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813  Oh ok that explains it.
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  43. Nope
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  44. Only vegtebalists like you push your agenda on normal people, #stopspreadingvegtablism
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  45. Nobody asked
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  46.  @Jackson-gw7ct  stop using the word cringe
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  47.  @BangTheRocksTogether  My life is now complete. I can rest in peace. The gods have spoken to me. The ancient ones.
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  48.  @benrops7534  Sir this is a Wendy's
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  49. no why would it be a joke?
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  50. no u
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