Comments by "Average Alien" (@AverageAlien) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. reply gay boy. Reply and acknowledge your stupidity.
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  2. but you look female so....
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  3. mhm
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  4. how does he scream self hatred dumbass?
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  5. 666 likes nice
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  6. jenna is disabled mentally. Kids, beware of jenna because she is mentally special
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  7. learn the difference between you're and your bitch
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  8. I thought the spectators were the targets?
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  9. why do Americans learn spanish anyways?
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  10. Unfunny unoriginal bot comment. Not even remotely funny. Never was.
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  11. lmao read the fucking moving text at the bottom.
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  12. scrolling text at the bottom says it all.
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  13. dab
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  14. This is even more relevant now days.
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  15. baseknight how are they random? Read the moving text at the bottom of the screen
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  16. Onion viewers when someone doesn't understand the onion : "HAHA LOLOL R/WOOOOOSH U GOT REKT LMAOOOOO XDDDDD UR STUPID WOOOSH HAHAHAH U R/ATETHEEONON
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  17.  @benerd3198  aka you
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  18. Cringe dry ass comment
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  19. ​@andrewgreenberg1862 You are a dimwit and should never share your half baked low IQ opinions again. People like you are the reason why voting should never be a right
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  20. suuurrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee
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  21. Is it bad that this fooled me twice?
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  22. Lmao what's been happening for ages? Some bad police officers? Yeah sure. Cant prove racism is involved
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  23.  @Redridge07  exactly
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  24. The text at the bottom though
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  25. This comment was written by chat GPT. This new generation of youtube comments is dry and boring asf. What happened to all the good old comments?
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  26. ​ @IambiguousSegment  Except that rittenhouse would have every right to laugh at those losers
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  27. ​ @razi_man  It was needed you stupid shit. Absolutely needed and deserved. It should be celebrated far and wide. A few less human scum in this world
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  28. Unfunny ass "joke"
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  29. Nobody really asked
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  30. Unfunny unoriginal bot zoomer/gen alpha
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  31. AGS 15 it's not inhumane tho
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  32. I don't know man, pretending to be canada sounds pretty feasible to me
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  33. What do her texts say?
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  34. read scrolling text at bottom lmao
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  35. it's true
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  36. sounds like a good solid plan
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  37. Tahts fnatisatc, he hlpeped me too
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  38. So many morons in this comments section, both not getting the joke, and spoiling the joke
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  39.  @Gamingguy-my4wn  Dumbass detected
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  40.  @icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813  Hahaha you're such a little pussy. Who neutered you?
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  41. That would work...
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  42. Dumbass
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  43. Lmao dipshite
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  44. Cheers dits. No one asked tho
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  45. Hmmmmmmmm
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  46. why?
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  47. yes it was us
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  48. I- I- This is my last breath- I'm drowin-
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  49.  @BangTheRocksTogether  your mother
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  50.  @huh4801  Cringe pgp
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