Comments by "Mike Hipperson" (@mikehipperson) on "Andrew Lawrence" channel.

  1. More to the point, did you get bummed and how many times?
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  2.  @darwindarwin141  Not any more, they handed all of it over to the Taliban!
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  3.  @lsmoulton  A bowl? What's a bowl?
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  4.  @raypurchase801  But she has to buy 2 pairs so that she has a pair of left shoes!
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  5. You should know Sir Jim, you wrote the book on it!
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  6.  @pauls3204  Hot gravel! We couldn't afford to heat it!
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  7.  @kingrobert1st  St Greta of Thunder Thighs!
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  8. "Mr Grimsdale! Mr Grimsdale!"
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  9.  @kilburn1313  Bring on the Purge!
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  10.  @williamauger-h8o  And space programs!
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  11. I remember the pub landlord telling Stammerer that he wasn't welcome and he got roughed up by the Liebour leader's 'security'! What a nice chap?
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  12. They've not criticised anything for the past 5 years, at least!
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  13.  @jjefferyworboys8138  But it will prevent ALL dissent even if it is justified!
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  14. There was an attack on her by a follower of the religion of peace a few months back and he was arrested but claimed to be a Christian. Luckily that didn't wash at the magistrates court.
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  15. The critics all laughed when Lenny told them he was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now, neither is anyone else! (Respect to the late Bob Monkhouse for the joke!) They're still not laughing Lenny!
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  16. Too much like hard work for them! That's if they work at all?
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  17. Remember a year or so ago when the east London commuters tore the posh toffs off the top of a tube train at Stratford station? More of this please!
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  18. 60 years ago most homes didn't have a proper bathroom. Galvanized tin bath in front of the coal fire if you were lucky!
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  19. I thought she was the spitting incarnation of a Cabbage Patch doll!
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  20. Whenever he looks out of the windows of number 10 all he sees is the walls of the ministry opposite, the security gates that protect him from the people and the Horseguards parade ground at the back. When he looks out of the windows at Chequers, the grace and favour house that the prime minister can use for entertaining, he sees a well manicured estate surrounded by high walls and gates to keep the riff-raff out. When he goes to his home in Richmond, Yorkshire all he sees is his immediate family and his armed security team whilst the steam rises from the surface of his new swimming pool that costs us, the taxpayers, £30k a year to heat! Therefore he NEVER sees 'ordinary' people, only the privileged few who orbit his entitlement!
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  21.  @jjefferyworboys8138  So how are things in the dementia ward?
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  22.  @paulharries9558  Did you know that during WW2, Davos was a rest and recreation retreat for German soldiers and airmen despite Switzerland being a 'neutral' country who should have interned all 'belligerents' for the duration? Allied airmen were held in camps, although they were treated well by the Swiss but the Krauts were allowed to come and go as they pleased!
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  23. But where would I charge the damn thing when there's a power cut?
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  24.  @FatNorthernBigot  But, but, it's for the sake of 'diversity'!
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  25. "It fell down the stairs, me lud!"
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  26. Well it did disappear 3 years ago when it was renamed covid-19!
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  27. I am hoping that they have a good supply of finest Yorkshire coal as it was all I had to eat growing up!
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  28. You can come and cuddle my pet Andrew. It's a Great White shark that answers to the name of Tiddles!
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  29.  @grwuk  Channel 4 is partially owned by the BBC and they are quite happy to receive their cut of the advertising revenue, which goes against their charter! So I don't pay for their TV tax, simples!
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  30.  @Etymon-jt3zw  Great idea but I imagine that the local council would revoke planning permission and liquor licences on such a venue! W⚓s!
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  31.  @angr3819  And no arguments as to who gets the dog!
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  32. But a degree in Applied Origami or Modern Dance is only useful if they're moonlighting as drag queens or patrolling Pride minces!
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  33. Shouldn't the headline be "Rayner, back on the game!"?
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  34. It depends on who supplied the counting machines!
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  35.  @Th3_Gael  Strange, the French seem to have no problems deploying them?
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  36.  @Beedee729  The channel is partly owned by the BBC who claim not to want to go commercial but take some of the ad revenue from C4 and UKTV (Dave)!
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  37. Except this one's Ginger!
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  38. It is also a disincentive for the ordinary worker to actually go to work, be better off sponging off the state!
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  39.  LiamHerriot  This week's conspiracy theory becomes a fact inside 6 months!
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  40. That would be the dog house!
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  41. Jeez Andrew! I thought you were going to tell us that you'd just been neutered!
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  42. Google 'kier' in Farsi for its meaning, all that is missing is the 2 veg!
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  43. M&S have always seemed dull to me. Perhaps it's a viral infection that is spreading to the rest of of the commercial sector?
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  44. Mummy and Daddy will pay but let him continue his moronic attempts to save the planet because he's a nice lad and wouldn't hurt a fly, everyone else though can get stuffed!
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  45.  @elisamcgowan4774  I think you were right first time with Vlod being a bum bandit!
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  46.  @donewiththisshit-s4f  Long bows are still legal but I doubt there are few people who could manage the 150lb draw weight.
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  47.  @tomrainboro  That's before Lego Head Kweer takes their pensions to pay for all the invaders!
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  48. Does he use a splint or a pump or did he use a turkey baster?
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  49. 2 inches of snow? Half an inch is enough to stop the trains and buses!
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  50. You can always recognise Stammerer. He's the one who constantly looks like a rabbit caught in the headlights!
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